I don't know if this is already been mentioned on here but I saw niomi's book being sold without her photo on the cover today.
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It seems the version without her photo was published in December 2017, roughly one year after the original.
These are cited on Amazon under "press":
‘Beautiful images and recipes that I can't wait to try my hand at!’ Zoella
‘Such a gorgeous book!’ Tanya Burr
‘Get your butts cooking that good stuff! It'll make you glow like Niomi’ Alfie Deyes
Of course Tanya said it was a gorgeous book, gorgeous is one of like ten words she knowsIt seems the version without her photo was published in December 2017, roughly one year after the original.
These are cited on Amazon under "press":
‘Beautiful images and recipes that I can't wait to try my hand at!’ Zoella
‘Such a gorgeous book!’ Tanya Burr
‘Get your butts cooking that good stuff! It'll make you glow like Niomi’ Alfie Deyes
Can't believe less than a decade ago, these people enjoyed such popularity when they clearly were as vacuous and pathetic as they are now. Gleam really knew how to package turds to make them look attractive, I guess.
You’re right I think he unliked it! How curious…I just looked at her recent post and Jamie isn’t popping up as having liked it, but I’m pretty sure he did?? I was hoping her two brain cells would keep her from going back to him. Manifesting a single life for her.🪽
I got a cold shiver looking at this picture says alot
I think they’ve read here, know we’re on to them and are now going to try to be more “careful” about concealing their reunion. It won’t last of course (the concealment that is), these two can’t resist showing off. It’s just a matter of time until the reunited/true love wins BS is shared.
Shame it still has her name!!
I just want to add - WHY ON EARTH did Nim’s even share that picture of her at the airport?! There was absolutely no need to put it on her stories. She said she’d be at her mum’s in Sussex for a while, so why put up an airport snap and be caught out lying?! Make it make sense. It’s as though she wanted us to find out.
Rant over, excessively irritated after two tit days at work. As you were.
Rant over, excessively irritated after two tit days at work. As you were.
attention starved
She did it for attention. She just can't help herself. I'm sure people will have sent her messages asking about it.
She could easily have kept the entire trip to Cape Town a secret if she really wanted to.
It'll be interesting to see how she spins this, as so many of her Bright Tribe left comments in the wake of their split saying she was well rid of him.
I'm hoping she comes to her senses in India and decides to leave him in the past. I don't want to see any more dancing or pencil peen!
Geez, all she gets is attention. She posts her cups of coffee for fork's sake. I think she's starved for some substance in her life, but she'd never know it. How stupid to share that photo without saying anything other than she used lots of petrol again flying over everyone else's heads.
I guess she thought she was being clever.
'Tee hee I know something you don't know shadows'.
Sadly her rushing the length of a continent to bow to a pointy peen was discovered.
Attention. She knows people are asking about him. She's been purposefully coy since January. I wondered if maybe that photo was from picking up/dropping off her family since they traveled to the Madlives but then why would she have been so close to the tarmac? I didn't want to believe it but with the accounts she followed it's just too weird. Taking a 12 hour flight one way to reunite with him for like 2 days while he was on a men's retreat? Unhinged. Desperate.
She was probably expecting Joey to slide into her DM's after she broke her engagement to Lordon off. And of course, he didn't. Hence her going back to the pointy peen
Yes probably and I really think as well she thought she could just slip back into her old life and friendship groups. But for one thing people have moved on, and for another they might be wary of her now. Friendly enough but well aware they can be dropped at a moment's notice. Pure speculation but maybe she thought she could become part of Caggie's group with access to some of the Made in Chelsea lot, but Caggie sensibly set boundaries.She was probably expecting Joey to slide into her DM's after she broke her engagement to Lordon off. And of course, he didn't. Hence her going back to the pointy peen
It still shows that he liked it, she just got so many likes the names get pushed down I thinkIf you follow him he still shows up in the likesso I don‘t think he removed it
You tell them, Anca!
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Genuinely can’t cope with the thought of these two imbeciles back together. I’ve decided to remain in denial and am running with the theory that Nims visited Cape Town while Donkey was off in the wilderness with the other men and there was no reunification (I have not worked out why Nims went to CT if it wasn’t to see him but let’s just ignore this gap in my theory!)
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