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Mrs.Scamander
Active member
I think Niomi is really obsessed with narrative-building. I think that's why she went to Goa. For her, a yoga teacher certification isn't (or isn't primarily) about gaining knowledge or skills. It's about the STORY of "feeling called" to India and having coffee with cows and whatever. Because she never actually lives her life, she just performs it.
Unrelated: I'm at a cafe in the city right now waiting for a friend and there is the life-coachiest conversation happening beside me. These people are manifesting magnificently. They are actualising assertively. They are generously goal-setting. One of them has a clipboard. I am worried about drinking coffee while eavesdropping and doing an accidental spit-take.
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ETA You guyyyyysss I took a sip right as she said "My friend got liver poisoning from drinking too much kombucha" and now there is coffee on my white sweater.
Unrelated: I'm at a cafe in the city right now waiting for a friend and there is the life-coachiest conversation happening beside me. These people are manifesting magnificently. They are actualising assertively. They are generously goal-setting. One of them has a clipboard. I am worried about drinking coffee while eavesdropping and doing an accidental spit-take.
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ETA You guyyyyysss I took a sip right as she said "My friend got liver poisoning from drinking too much kombucha" and now there is coffee on my white sweater.
bluestone
Well-known member
I literally stopped breathing while running in here !!! This is incredible.
What about the photos she deleted ?
What about the newspaper about "two failed engagements"?
But more importantly... WHAT ABOUT THE RED BUTTERFLY ???
Niomi is seriously the queen of bad decisions
What about the photos she deleted ?
What about the newspaper about "two failed engagements"?
But more importantly... WHAT ABOUT THE RED BUTTERFLY ???
Niomi is seriously the queen of bad decisions
Anonimus007
Member
Niomi, is it divine feminine to pay 1000€ for your own booty call?
Jelly Bean
VIP Member
Lordon's come out swinging after his male bonding weekend.
He's feeling feisty.
(Thanks to sharky @Shutterbug99 for screenshot from his own thread).
He's feeling feisty.
(Thanks to sharky @Shutterbug99 for screenshot from his own thread).
Freyjalace
Active member
Knickers for liquor is mentioned in the article, haha! Follows him everywhere!
Niomi Smart announces she's reconciled with her ex-fiancé
The influencer, 31, who is originally from Brighton and Hove, posted a gushing statement about her husband-to-be Jamie White on her Instagram Stories last night.www.google.com
WinterSolstice
VIP Member
He just couldn’t get it done.
SnowFairy88
Active member
I don’t understand how she can’t see how cringe and awful this looks to everyone else. She is so appearance based I would have thought this alone would prevent her going back! Everybody hated on him when they broke up, she was liking posts which hinted she knew she was being manipulated and controlled. It’s embarrassing how transparent he was being on Instagram as well, and the way he has suddenly gone quiet now he’s got her back. Does she think people are blind and have no short term memory?
I mean I think they deserve each other to be honest and it’s way more entertaining for us on here. She needs some consequence for all her bad decisions that’s partly what’s wrong with her- she can fuck up and never learn because she is thin and rich and privileged. So maybe he is her Karma after all
I mean I think they deserve each other to be honest and it’s way more entertaining for us on here. She needs some consequence for all her bad decisions that’s partly what’s wrong with her- she can fuck up and never learn because she is thin and rich and privileged. So maybe he is her Karma after all
CallItAsItIs
Chatty Member
So much for keeping everything on the DL, Nims. Also, hey Donkey.
Callan
VIP Member
Not that I noticed but he'd post snarky stories if she was in Bali for a while that only losers and stoners can do nothing for weeks and how he's ready to get back to London to WORK, after being there for a bit, all passive aggressive, constant little digs that I personally saw as digs to Nimbobs.
He was savaged lately for his big ass rant against Veganism, deleted the post and wrote an "apology" story and lost over 3.5 subs in the last 30 days or so alone. Good job Bradders, keep failing. I love seeing it.
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Here we go again, she's doing her match game....
Or maybe just maybe it's a thirsty frog trying to get water from your sink in a hot climate...
Why is everything with her about love and light #substack subscribe! and exploding cosmos kundalini swinging off a pole and magic signs and animals, and numbers on doors and streets, so wild!! Why is everything a fantasy story, why.
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Shutterbug99
VIP Member
The comments on her Instagram! 
The fact that she is also parading it on social media - why not just take things slow and NOT announce it to the whole world? She needs people to know she is wanted and taken. I think it’s less about the relationship and more about her insecurities/ need for validation that they are back together
Jelly Bean
VIP Member
This pisses me off. The utter ARROGANCE that creatures are handily placed around entirely for her convenience. They only exist for her - not for themselves.
This sums up her utter selfishness and solipcism. Every thing exists to make her life better and to guide her way to something or another.
Satisfying Click
VIP Member
Callan
VIP Member
I can just see them "reconciling" in Cape Town, in each other's arms, Jamie chomping away with "I missed you, being away from you made me want to work harder" and Niomi gazing into his shark like dead eyes whispering "Oh Jamie, will you tell me one day what working is like?"Long time lurker, this madness made me reactivate this account. Can’t believe she’s gone back to him! I thought her India trip was really to signal to DJ that she actually loves India
. I thought she would’ve realised she’s not that hippy kind of person, was looking forward to the return of posh Nims. Bet if her and Lordon have a kid they’ll be named Kundalini or some other wacky influencer name
Jelly Bean
VIP Member
Well he's got his incel men gathering in Bali soon hasn't he? No doubt she'll tag along.
He'll push for a quick wedding before she remembers what she hated about him.
Shutterbug99
VIP Member
I noticed that she had followed some Cape Town based IG accounts. Lordon then started following the same accounts as her over the course of a few days. She went silent on IG while pretending to be at her mum's house, when she was actually in Cape Town with him. They also started liking each others posts.
There's more in this thread:
Niomi Smart #79 'Money, money, money' Substack honey- trap!
I am a professional writer / my career is in writing and sourcing so I do not trust ChatGPT at aalllll I read in Private Eye that it keeps everything we write to it so that worries me in itself I will not go near it no sire no thank you I agree, it worries me people saying they're using it for...
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ETA: I'm laughing reading back on that thread. Sorry for quoting myself like an ass, but how we predicted all this is just too funny!
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formerly_sitkx
Chatty Member
The ring is…alarming…
