This would be Joey if he hadn't escape, because he would have starved to death by now. Good riddance !
I'm quoting Papa Smurf right now, but "If the greater good is at stake, then a promise must be broken". At least Joe saved himself, Niomi is still trying to get a life.
It's a sign to get some Chinese take away and eat it on a wall, pretending you're having the best birthday ever.I'm sorry but the idea of someone finding a copy of Eat Smart on a stretch of Portsmouth beach has just absolutely sent me, wtf even happened there
The worse was that they tried to get into some fancy restaurant and got turned away because they were fulled. Donkey didn't bother to book a restaurant on his gf's birthday
(there was some sort of event that day, with lots of tourists, so he should have known it would be safer to book). He also told her to take a passport (making her believe they were going abroad) and then took her on a car trip not super far away from Dublin... It's hard not to compare to him to Dreamy Joe who was always extra for her birthday/christmas
) And she is on substack! Wtf, I didn't think she knew it existed lolI saw an article on some pretentious site how Substack is the next Instagram and I laughed, they said it was the next hot thing so of course Nimbobses of the world are slowly infiltrating the next cash cow. Good luck!The worse was that they tried to get into some fancy restaurant and got turned away because they were fulled. Donkey didn't bother to book a restaurant on his gf's birthday
I haven't read her thread since January! Can't believe she has a second failed engagement! (I thought lOvE aLwAyS wIn, Nimbot
Edit: Also, she is in a yoga course... Are we in 2020 again? Was the last four years a fever dream (with Lordon as our night paralysis demon)?
I'm not even sure if she knows what her real self is: she molded herself to her last 3 boyfriends and adopted their personality.
The speed she dropped her entire life for Jamie White was quite embarrassing tbh. Brought him back from Bali after first meeting him, to her surprise birthday at her Mum's, then moved with him to Dublin (briefly) then just went on permanent holiday for the guts of two years.
And she has nothing to show for it. With Joe, she had a failed engagement but she was also very popular on Youtube/Instagram (her views on youtube minimum 100.000), set up a skincare brand and was going regularly to fancy events. With Jamie, she has a failed engagement and a failed skincare brand and a failed social media career (her last video as 29.000 views and her last instagram post has 3k likes)
That's actually a real photo of her Founders subscribers waiting for Niomi to post anything on her substack:
Joe and his journey to the cupboard of the forbidden peanut butter !!!! Will he make it????
Ahaha its like some MS-DOS game from the 90's that I wish I could still play, yes, Will he make it??? The Smart Peanut Butter Maze is quite the challenge.
as a fellow toddler mom, I relateIm really partial to that image, it's how I feel by 9am every morning
This guy? I don't know how well they know each other, but they hung out at Wimbledon last year. Has he just recently starting liking her pics after splitting from his wife? Interesting....
Which one of the three is it?
