This is spot on
Niomi Smart #80 Charging for articles sounding like ChatGPT, she's no morals, conscience or husband to be
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You should have immediately insisted on a cacao ceremony! That was hilarious though, thank you for sharing and sorry about your sweater!
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I agree, that's the most succinct thing Ive heard someone say about her. It's all a performance, even her playing business owner of Smart Skin was a performance, she likes to indulge herself like that, even if it looks like she's working it's all for show. Guess when you're always pretending your relationships will fall apart too, there's nothing genuine about her.This is spot on
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In her latest Instagram stories she says she's going back to the UK. I hope she goes straight there and doesn't take a little detour to whoever he is first, I know some of you guys are dying for her to be reunited with Lordon BUT I CANNOT STAND IT, I'M SORRYYYYYY! HAHAHAHA
A few observations from the stories:
- she is, as always, full of BS. She says, OBVIOUSLY, she's very "proud, happy, excited" but sad to be leaving because she loved it there. Of course you're sad to be leaving, Nims, after all you're going back to "real life". She's always running because she's not happy. Ever.
- all that conversation about practising more and giving yoga classes, etc, it's fading out already since she says she isn't done learning, "there is not a final destination". We all knew your goal wasn't to actually practice what you've learnt, Nims. You just needed a lil' vacation. Again.
- This is very obvious but her vocabulary is so poor. "The energy here is just, wow. Oh". Okay.
- She's already thinking about coming back to India.
AND FINAL OBSERVATION: STOP SAYING IT'S HOT AND HAVE YOUR FULL MANE DOWN, NIOMI. IF IT'S 34 DEGREES AND YOU'RE SWEATING YOUR ARSE OFF, WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THE HAIR LOOSE? FOR duck'S SAKE? JUST USE A BLOODY PONYTAIL, PERHAPS????? I've got lots of hair, exactly like her and I want to kill myself every time she comments how hot and humid it is and has all that hair down, it's so incredibly uncomfortable. She did the same thing at that Mandala cafe. Good God.
A few observations from the stories:
- she is, as always, full of BS. She says, OBVIOUSLY, she's very "proud, happy, excited" but sad to be leaving because she loved it there. Of course you're sad to be leaving, Nims, after all you're going back to "real life". She's always running because she's not happy. Ever.
- all that conversation about practising more and giving yoga classes, etc, it's fading out already since she says she isn't done learning, "there is not a final destination". We all knew your goal wasn't to actually practice what you've learnt, Nims. You just needed a lil' vacation. Again.
- This is very obvious but her vocabulary is so poor. "The energy here is just, wow. Oh". Okay.
- She's already thinking about coming back to India.
AND FINAL OBSERVATION: STOP SAYING IT'S HOT AND HAVE YOUR FULL MANE DOWN, NIOMI. IF IT'S 34 DEGREES AND YOU'RE SWEATING YOUR ARSE OFF, WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THE HAIR LOOSE? FOR duck'S SAKE? JUST USE A BLOODY PONYTAIL, PERHAPS????? I've got lots of hair, exactly like her and I want to kill myself every time she comments how hot and humid it is and has all that hair down, it's so incredibly uncomfortable. She did the same thing at that Mandala cafe. Good God.
Painting by numbers next!!
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Wow... lolPainting by numbers next!!
Maybe because you're aimlessly walking around in circles Niomi expecting different results.
Now I picture Niomi running in circle looking for signs and meanings
an actual vision of her life really
her accent is so bleeping FAKEEE. witch, people who naturally have that accent don't seem like they have a stick stuck up their arse the whole time (meaning it's an effort for her to keep it up).
This is her endlessly looking for the right path....Now I picture Niomi running in circle looking for signs and meanings
She's been to India - an amazing country, done a yoga course for a month and her microscopic brain takes from all this 'why am I so quirky and special that my doodling is the most interesting thing about me'.
What a bizarre individual she is.
Travel is wasted on that nitwit. She has literally no curiosity.
What a bizarre individual she is.
Travel is wasted on that nitwit. She has literally no curiosity.
It's pathetic
So forced.She should get back to London asap and buy another "house" lol, to make new memories she will probably confess to hating in the future.
Will be interesting to see where she will stay in London. She should post a story Lordon-style „Any friends in Notting Hill or Kensington who have a spare room for the next few months until I find a new boy/duck off to another country to do nothing?“
Jamie couldn't help her and save Smart Skin but he taught her how to couch surf. Mr. Foaming at the mouth about how amazing he is, or when he goes swimming and stabs himself in the toe with a sharp rock and comes back with all these fascinating new life experiences 
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exactly, she is in a beautiful country...and all she does is walking around and thinking about herself as she thinks she is so special...so self absorbed, narcissist in pure form. Hideous behavior, no wonder she has no real friends and a boring and empty life.I think it very telling the most excited I've ever seen her be in a new destination is Dubai. Wetting herself over the shiney expensive things. Wow a gold razor.THIS
Oh and I wonder if she pointed out to the people in Sampoorna that their swimming pool was full of dead energy and they'd got it all wrong.
Oh wuuuuawww I open my window in the morning and I see buildings. Why am I always surrounded by buildings? What does it meaaaan?
And repeating the same patterns
Honestly how does someone have so much time in their hands to decipher every little thing in their life. Not everything is a sign, and a mandala is just a mandala. Leave it alone Niomi
'Manic mandala madness' 
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