Maybe this yoga training has been gifted to her. Makes sense if this school is craving social media attention
Niomi Smart #80 Charging for articles sounding like ChatGPT, she's no morals, conscience or husband to be
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Has she named the place even once?
I'm not sure she has last time I looked.
(Doesn't mean it wasn't #kindlygifted though).
Am I the only one who hopes they’re back together 🫠
The explanation video she’d have to do would be gold.
The explanation video she’d have to do would be gold.
You are a masochist if you want to go through that again haha. I don't think they are back together, maybe he found a feather on the side of the road and she hopped on a plane real quick to pick it up, no big deal guys.
Please don't manifest anything like that
PLEASE
I keep checking the yoga school’s stories to see if she’s still there 
she’s not done a runner yet!
she’s not done a runner yet!
Nah, she’ll ignore it, just like the breakup/failed engagement.
I keep checking the yoga school’s stories to see if she’s still there
Ah the deep "empty" thoughts niomi...or perhaps we are witnessing a birth of another useless dumbest substack post ? Or she just want to "pull a niomi" and get to a Cafe to take photo of a coffee...
I think I'd fall asleep if I was there, I don't think my brain is strong enough for this this type of activity.
She looks THRILLED to be there lol.
She looks THRILLED to be there lol.
Look what I just found... well well
www.theguardian.com
Uncovering the higher truth of Jay Shetty
Celebrities call him ‘amazing’ and fans pay thousands – but what exactly do they get from this self-help guru with an iffy origin story?
www.theguardian.com
Sure darling India called you.
Brace yourself for lecturing Niomi in 3, 2, 1 ...
I do think she is happy doing these 200 hours of yoga, what I can't stand is the smugness over 9000 that she will splash on her audience face
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I have always found something very off about him...the monk who bought a ferrariLook what I just found... well well
Uncovering the higher truth of Jay Shetty
Celebrities call him ‘amazing’ and fans pay thousands – but what exactly do they get from this self-help guru with an iffy origin story?
And he's Jada Pinkett Smiths personal advisor...this alone is very telling
I'm off to see if he had a tattle thread
He’s such a charlatan. I remember thinking his story didn’t add up years ago when he was talking about his ‘years’ in India. Clever marketing, that’s all it is.I have always found something very off about him...the monk who bought a ferrari
And he's Jada Pinkett Smiths personal advisor...this alone is very telling
I'm off to see if he had a tattle thread
The only ‘guru’ I listen to these days is Eckhart Tolle. Less glamorous but gets his message across.
As for Niomi, she’s just beyond reprieve. She had a great chance at reviving her career after Lordon but either is too lazy or too idiotic to realise it.
If she had really been curious about the philosophy and origins of yoga, she could have read countless books about it by now, including the original scriptures. But we all know she likes her 'learnings' in the form of banal Instagram quotes. I can't believe this is the 'offering' people are paying for - it's so badly written and full of hot air. In those short eight sentences she repeats several times that she is grateful and that she was 'called' and is where she is meant to be (yet again! I guess I'm meant to be writing this right now and going to the shops later! Wow! Realizing this makes me so grateful). She spaces it out to make it look like she wrote a page, the scammer. And by the way, every introductory Yoga book mentions Sattva, Rajas, and Tamas. Again, I can't believe she hasn't encountered this before. Of course she has to squeeze these ideas into her rigid and reductive world view. She's so dumb and shallow, she makes me sick.
BEG. YOUR. PARDON ???
I'm only finding out NOW that boring Niomi has finally ditched the creep ??? Whaaat. I have so many threads to catch up with. I have to cancel all my plans this weekend to keep up.
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I'm only finding out NOW that boring Niomi has finally ditched the creep ??? Whaaat. I have so many threads to catch up with. I have to cancel all my plans this weekend to keep up.
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Niomi, if you go to India you will prob see a frog everyday. I can predict you if you go to Paris you might see the same pigeon on your balcony everyday if you leave food outside. What does that mean?
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She receives "downloads" ???? Besties, she's gonna start speaking in light language soon.
Have you guys seen the twitter astrologer who killed her partner AND her babies on the eclipse ?
What We Know About the Astrology Influencer Accused of Killing Her Family
Danielle Ayoka was tweeting about the eclipse and an apocalypse before she died in an apparent murder-suicide.
www.thecut.com
I'm all for exploring spirituality and religion the way people feel called to and I respect that. But you have to be grounded, ON EARTH, with people with brains and a pinch of pragmatism.
It is interesting that on the instagram profile she is never shown...is this her ? Looking by lack on any strength in her arms I believe it is her...
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She could find answers couple of years ago if she would go to a therapist. It is just another empty post. How many times she just felt in the right place and listened to universe only to had quick reality checks afterwards...
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