Oh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.
Niomi Smart #79 'Money, money, money' Substack honey- trap!
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Is he really roommates with an older couple?
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That's probably the next couch he's got lined up!
Oh dear God, here we go-
They are karmic partners that walked part of their path together and taught each other painful but necessary lessons. Of course they are still great friends! At least I hope that's the explanation.
...Actually, Niomi is such an asshole, she deserves a Lordon. Although I don't see how he could ever forgive her for being the happiest she's ever been five seconds after the breakup, photo deleting spree and all.
If she starts showing her bare ass again on Instagram it's safe to assume that they are hanging out again.
Bring back the pointy peen šŖ§šŖ§šŖ§šŖ§
Bring back the pointy peen šŖ§šŖ§šŖ§šŖ§
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That %#&@*ing pose. I CAN'T
Come on, be grateful, at least his face isn't visible.
Exactly. Except it's now "headless Jesus", which is the smallest possible improvement.
Much as I cannot stand her she cannot go back there! Sheās deleted all evidence of his existence, she was mortified about the cock worship and all the sex stuff. Is he really so manipulative that she would go back to that life? I really hope for her sake that this is not happening, she needs to be rid of him and his creepy waysā¦
Maybe she forgot to turn her IG BOT off before her trip and it's going rogue liking random stuff.
I don't know if this is directed at Lordon, Niomi, or me at this point
Niomi's life and choices
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And people witnessing it especially the effing King of creeps
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And people witnessing it especially the effing King of creeps
Honestly it's rare to see someone soooo damn good at making bad decisions. It's the only thing she's ever been consistent with.
Okay so who's calling it....Niomi and Lordon Pt. 2? 
Maybe theyāre just good friends who communicate often š«¤
But seriously though, Iām hoping she ālikedā it by accident. Even if she immediately unliked it heād still get a notification so heād know sheād been checking out his profileā¦ so she just left it there, hoping to look like sheās taken the moral high ground.
But seriously though, Iām hoping she ālikedā it by accident. Even if she immediately unliked it heād still get a notification so heād know sheād been checking out his profileā¦ so she just left it there, hoping to look like sheās taken the moral high ground.
I feel like just because of what she's said previously - how she doesn't remain in communication with exes and essentially just closes that door once the relationship is over, I don't think they're back together. I honestly agree that if they split amicably, there may not be much of a hidden message behind her liking that most. Also the amount of praise she got for breaking up with him - I don't think her ego could handle getting back together LOL.
Also she posted a picture of a tree on substack and talked about "shedding layers" and from who she is following in insta - I think she is doing her yoga course at a place called Sampoorna Yoa (It's in Goa, apparently theyre about to start their next course). Any sleuths able to figure out if that tree is in Goa or Cape Town?
Edit: Or is this tree somewhere in Sussex and I'm just getting totally confused
Also she posted a picture of a tree on substack and talked about "shedding layers" and from who she is following in insta - I think she is doing her yoga course at a place called Sampoorna Yoa (It's in Goa, apparently theyre about to start their next course). Any sleuths able to figure out if that tree is in Goa or Cape Town?
Edit: Or is this tree somewhere in Sussex and I'm just getting totally confused
When did she say she doesnāt remain in communication with exes? Thatās so interesting actually because I feel like if dreamy Joey wanted to communicate with her she probably wouldnāt have this rule anymore
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