Settling in with a cup of tea and a bacon sandwich.
The stories of her closing Smart Skin was exactly like her breakup from DJ announcement. It was veiled as a mother/daughter trip and she just slipped in an extremely over rehearsed, inauthentic, aesthetically curated scene where she softly wispered about how magical the past 4 years had been, so full of love and happiness and how this was just the end of one chapter and the beginning of a new one… as though she wasn’t literally dying inside (legitimately so, awful to have a broken engagement, but there ends my empathy).
The closing of Smart Skin announcement was veiled by a new exciting project/newsletter. Spaff all the softly spoken words you want Nims, you’re ashamed your business has failed. Fair enough, I would be too. But you’ve only got yourself to blame.
Her coach/wellness retreat venture will also fail because:
A) She doesn’t have the graft in her to make it work
B) She’s too late to get this particular gravy train, there are coaches and retreats galore all over IG all over the world, she’s too late
C) Everyone now knows she’s a batshit crazy hypocrite with nothing to offer.
Edit: I can’t even deal with her “on my moon” comment because
WTF?!
Yes Nim, you are in fact on the f*cking moon because you left planet earth and your sanity behind a loooooong time ago.