Niomi Smart #72 Searching for crystal EMF protection, while posting on Instagram with no life direction

[formerly_sitkx]

If anyone has any doubts about how fake, rehearsed, and staged the influencer life is, take a look at her verified Pinterest account and the pins she’s been saving in a folder called “Villa 1 shoot”. Then compare to the pics she's been posting on Instagram...

Her verified Pinterest:

And if her Pinterest / the Villa board suddenly goes private, then you'll know they read here 100%
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This one's for the ancients on this thread :

 

[friedeggontoast]

Niomi Smart #73 Life with Joey was a dream, now she’s bowing to a pointy peen

 

[curiouscat106]

Their “teachings”

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This is what they've been studying on their couples retreat.
Dear lord I think I may vom.
The thought of Donkey saying 'I'm going to touch your pussy'
And isn't that word only used in dodgy porn films?
That drawing

End point: clean up the space. I’m dead

 

[graceanatomy]

Hahaha her latest post about her changing the song... I love how their sense of humour is THAT basic that to them that was the silliest and funniest thing she could have ever done, so much so it needed its own Instagram post and to be described in minute detail. Absolute BANTS niomi!! have you never told a joke before or seen a "prank" play out? Lol

 

[formerly_sitkx]

New Age Niomi cleanses her space with sooty smoke and wards off WiFi and other demons with fugly amulets and resin domes and pyramids. It's a marvel that she is still able to upload to youtube and instagram with all those effective radiation barriers.

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okay this pic is a jumpscare

It’s giving:

 

[formerly_sitkx]

Me reading all your messages about the sex retreat:


Guys, I can’t do this anymore please join me in my prayer circle

 

[gmik8210]

If a guy puts on a 15min timer and tells me "i'm going to touch your pussy", I would get my knickers back on so fast and bolt! LOLOLOL I ACTUALLY CAN'T, I'VE LOST IT, I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH I AM CRYING. I'VE DIED.

 

[meredgrave]

Nims' Boyfriends as recent British PMs...

• Marcus: Cameron - longest serving, but did 'initiate' all the chaos that came afterwards (Brexit referendum/helping Nims become an influencer).
• Dreamy Joe: May - looked promising but then got caught up in an intricate problem (Brexit negotiations/no fucking decent food) and had to throw the towel in.
• Bradders: Boris - blond, brash and skirt chasing. Also with similar slogans (Get Brexit Done/#GETITDONE) for cack-handed projects.
• Lordon: Truss - unsure how they got in there, and things quickly accelerated to disastrous.

 

[blurstoftimes]

come on guys don’t be unfair, niomi has always loved goofing around doing hilarious stuff!

never forget :

 

[Coldfeet]

Could you share another pic of your lovely dog? I need some eye bleach from all this cock worshipping

OK.Here is Cassie

 

[reCAPTCHA]

If you need to work on your ‘connection’ and ‘erotic intimacy’ less than 12 months into your relationship you are doing something wrong my friend.

 

[Shutterbug99]

I can't believe she paid $4k for this just to be told to worship his cock every day.

 

[Jelly Bean]

This is what they've been studying on their couples retreat.
Dear lord I think I may vom.
The thought of Donkey saying 'I'm going to touch your pussy'
And isn't that word only used in dodgy porn films?
That drawing

 

[Ciri]

I am amazed that this comment last more than 5 minutes - Sleeping time i guess

 

[curiouscat106]

They’re just SOOOOO IN LOVE guys! All you need is love… DON’T YOU DARE FORGET HOW IN LOVE THEY ARE!!!!!!

 

[Alix]

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"He was confused by my reaction so began filming!"

Yeah, perfectly normal reaction when your partner starts to cry... just film them.

They're both insane.

 

[Nitfey]

Raise your hand if you’re surprised that Donkey didn’t take part in the beach cleanup. No? Anyone?

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I’m sure he had so many confidental calls to make that he just didn’t have the time.

Well...he is THE trash

 

[kale-supremacist]

Bye, Mama Bali! Until next time my naked ass comes to exploit your beauty and hospitality! Thank you for allowing me to not wear clothes and save some cash to feed my poor, ugly, amazing, lecherous person!

"We hiked for 15 minutes", babe that's a walk

 

[Jelly Bean]

'To see the God in our man, to honour him to be a priestess of love'
What the actual fuck?
'Submission isn't weak, sacred not subservient'. This is dangerous stuff for women imo.
And bowing to Donkey's pointy pencil peen?

Hopefully they'll both be mortified this drivel is now out in the open.

 

[triesherbest]

they'd been together for A WEEK when he took her to munduk for her 30th birthday and surprised her with the singing quartet

has she never heard of lovebombing?