Niomi Smart #72 Searching for crystal EMF protection, while posting on Instagram with no life direction

[LolitaBlah]

My dear shadows of the dark,

our beloved Nimbobs is suddenly back to being a youtuber.. and telling us all about her pahhhhfect life with Lordon in Bahhhli, still searching for the meaning of life while being perfectly miserable happy.

I personnally didn't watch any of it because I have a phobia of protruding teeth and small chins in the form of a giant scumbag, but you guys did the perfect job of recaping them all. And in 3 words: she's still mental! Her latest shinanigans is that she might have coeliac disease.. and she's doing everything to properly diagnose it.. by googling it. I personally haven't heard her talk about her bleed lately so..... ya never know!!

The highlight of last thread is this guy, expressing what we all want to scream at her:

Thread title by formerly_sitkx

Why Joey why!

 

[Jackie Daytona]

Is it just me or has she always just sort of been into nonsense like crystals and tarot readings. I remember one video where she droned on and on about blue light blockers and the amount of times she’s attributed her veganism to seeing her family member battle cancer. She’s always just loved to talk and talk, it just seems crazy now that she looks like Professor Trelawney.

 

[ElenaK]

Thank you, @LolitaBlah!
On the poll, I'm going with Lordon sensitivity, because it's hilarious, although it's not just him that causes her issues. Girl's had them for years, they were bound to manifest () themselves sooner or later.
Imagine what Niomi and Toothy would say if they knew there's a cell tower right on top of my building. Like, directly above my head. The horror, the evil vibes, the great connection... No wonder I'm a Shadow!

 

[Jackie Daytona]

She 100% sticks that crystal pyramid up his ass.

 

[formerly_sitkx]

Thank you, @LolitaBlah!
On the poll, I'm going with Lordon sensitivity, because it's hilarious, although it's not just him that causes her issues. Girl's had them for years, they were bound to manifest () themselves sooner or later.
Imagine what Niomi and Toothy would say if they knew there's a cell tower right on top of my building. Like, directly above my head. The horror, the evil vibes, the great connection... No wonder I'm a Shadow!

girlie please get yourself some crystals asap, there’s still time for you to escape the shadow realm…I pray that your kundalini is cleared and that the EMF from the tower above your head gets exorcised from your body and spirit 🪄

 

[ElenaK]

girlie please get yourself some crystals asap, there’s still time for you to escape the shadow realm…I pray that your kundalini is cleared and that the EMF from the tower above your head gets exorcised from your body and spirit 🪄

Thank you so much! Alas, I'm fully possessed and enjoying it quite a lot by now! Plus, the whole building gets perks for hosting the tower. It's like a zombie Apocalypse over here!

 

[formerly_sitkx]

Thank you so much! Alas, I'm fully possessed and enjoying it quite a lot by now! Plus, the whole building gets perks for hosting the tower. It's like a zombie Apocalypse over here!

I want to put both a heart and a haha react on your post

 

[Lionsden]

New Age Niomi cleanses her space with sooty smoke and wards off WiFi and other demons with fugly amulets and resin domes and pyramids. It's a marvel that she is still able to upload to youtube and instagram with all those effective radiation barriers.

 

[formerly_sitkx]

New Age Niomi cleanses her space with sooty smoke and wards off WiFi and other demons with fugly amulets and resin domes and pyramids. It's a marvel that she is still able to upload to youtube and instagram with all those effective radiation barriers.

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It’s giving:

 

[HelloStereo]

okay this pic is a jumpscare
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It’s giving:
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It's giving me Bilbo Baggins vibes.

 

[Nitfey]

I have a phobia of protruding teeth and small chins in the form of a giant scumbag,

This must be included in their wedding invitation you rock way beyond nimbecile crystal (at this stage meth) obsession !
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The Barley episode. The one where the dumb and dumber met.

 

[Callan]

The last few pages were quite a read! Uff.. What does she need so much protection from? Online comments?

Thank you for the new thread @LolitaBlah

 

[Ciri]

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It’s giving:
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New profile picture unlocked ! Thanks Lady of the Rocks for this incredible gift of your scary face

I see no difference

Edit : @HelloStereo : i was looking for the perfect picture and you were faster !

 

[HelloStereo]

New profile picture unlocked ! Thanks Lady of the Rocks for this incredible gift of your scary face

I see no difference

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Edit : @HelloStereo : i was looking for the perfect picture and you were faster !

It really is uncanny. And they're both obsessed with a ring

 

[malino_]

God he is such an ICK. What is with this stance he’s always doing? I thought it was just some lame pose he was doing for his insta photos but turns out he does it in real life too.

From the most recent vlog

 

[Jelly Bean]

Thank you, @LolitaBlah!

Imagine what Niomi and Toothy would say if they knew there's a cell tower right on top of my building. Like, directly above my head. The horror, the evil vibes, the great connection... No wonder I'm a Shadow!

Wow it sounds like you live in the Ghostbusters building

I've been aware of people like Dim, these new age twerps, also becoming obsessed with 'quantum physics'. It's very strange, and I'm not sure why they do, but I'm just waiting for these two numpties to start spouting off about it and buying lots of books.

 

[Shutterbug99]

okay this pic is a jumpscare
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It’s giving:
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She looks crazy!

I mean, it actually seems like she's getting crazier by the minute. Can't imagine what her (former) friends and family must think when they see her now.

 

[martaS]

God he is such an ICK. What is with this stance he’s always doing? I thought it was just some lame pose he was doing for his insta photos but turns out he does it in real life too.

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He's wearing the same t-shirt in all the pics, just as well

 

[kyaraslife]

God he is such an ICK. What is with this stance he’s always doing? I thought it was just some lame pose he was doing for his insta photos but turns out he does it in real life too.

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He is surely impersonating Jesus. Being a leader and all. Come forth and find shelter in me! He probably tells his minions that. Worked like magic on Niomi

 

[WinterSolstice]