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you're welcome nimbobs - to be honest I think she'll be amazing at it - I'll prob sign up to a class when she opens her own studio lool
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you're welcome nimbobs - to be honest I think she'll be amazing at it - I'll prob sign up to a class when she opens her own studio lool
Yes Niomi, "only you" could do two things... at once!
@Ellathemermaid are you particularly furious that I asked about a hot beverage thread or are you angry-reacting to all postsOT but is there an actual tea thread apart from the chats born out of boredom desperation on Niomi's threads because I'd be into it
That's great! I think she'd be good at it. Maybe it'll be next year's project.
(OT but @lemonlime I would be up for a tea thread! Would love to know which brands are greenwashing and which arenāt! And for the feel new tea love of course!)OT but is there an actual tea thread apart from the chats born out of boredom desperation on Niomi's threads because I'd be into it
Perhaps Niomi could find time between checking her emails and yoga to recommend another tea to tattle!
The yoga course is Ā£2920 with a Ā£1000 upfront deposit 
The fact that her brand is ~launching~ at the same time she was able to go off on holiday for a couple days, then take another day or two off to move, have taken several weeks at the top of last month, and socialize daily and nightly... AND THEN sign up for a yoga teacher training course...
goes to show just how much work you actually put into ālaunchingā your brand.
So yes, Niomi, only you. Only you could pull such a thing off.
(OT but @lemonlime I would be up for a tea thread! Would love to know which brands are greenwashing and which arenāt! And for the feel new tea love of course!)
Perhaps Niomi could find time between checking her emails and yoga to recommend another tea to tattle!
Tea Time
After asking around and searching the forum, I couldn't find a thread where we could discuss and recommend 'actual' tea. ā Share your favourites, recommend flavours and call out the greenwashing brands! Special thanks to the Niomi Smart threads for reducing (elevating?) our conversations to...
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There you go! Now we'll have nothing to talk about on Niomi's thread rip.
Oh how the other half live!The yoga course is Ā£2920 with a Ā£1000 upfront deposit
'Downward facing dog' would be dedicated to Joeeeey. 'How to balance a smoothie bowl on my arse' for Nimbobs!!
My YouTube is going nuts now as all it seems to show me is old Niomi videos
I was just recommended this video, which was from VLOGMAS nearly 4 year ago:
A trip to Paris paid for by Dior, of course.
That breakfast order alone had me cringing, did I add that up correctly?!
Muesli (which I doubt she'd eat now), berries, some grapefruit juice and a macha latte for 46 euros?! A different world.
Edit: This gets worse, the next day's video is her trying to fit the hundreds of pounds of products in her case
I was just recommended this video, which was from VLOGMAS nearly 4 year ago:
A trip to Paris paid for by Dior, of course.
That breakfast order alone had me cringing, did I add that up correctly?!
Muesli (which I doubt she'd eat now), berries, some grapefruit juice and a macha latte for 46 euros?! A different world.
Edit: This gets worse, the next day's video is her trying to fit the hundreds of pounds of products in her case
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9 months. It wonāt be far too long. She wants a family as far as I read her and wants to prove herself and the rest of the world she has āmoved onā.
Despite everything I feel sorry for her. I was left by who I thought was the love of my life (lol) only after 2 months. Canāt imagine 4 years.
Despite everything I feel sorry for her. I was left by who I thought was the love of my life (lol) only after 2 months. Canāt imagine 4 years.
6 months.
No #ad or #kindlygifted though...
I think 6 months...will see
She could name her studio Smart Savasana
As for when she'll get into another relationship... I'm guessing within 12 months, probably closer to 9. The next question is... will she be featuring him as much as she did Joe? Or has she learned her lesson?
As for when she'll get into another relationship... I'm guessing within 12 months, probably closer to 9. The next question is... will she be featuring him as much as she did Joe? Or has she learned her lesson?
Seems a lot for a course that doesn't appear to offer any kind of accreditation. The yoga teachers I know have--ironically--done several stints at schools in India.The yoga course is Ā£2920 with a Ā£1000 upfront deposit
46 euros?!?!?!?!?!? you can get a seafood dinner in a fancy London restaurant for that, w.t.a.f.My YouTube is going nuts now as all it seems to show me is old Niomi videos
I was just recommended this video, which was from VLOGMAS nearly 4 year ago:
A trip to Paris paid for by Dior, of course.
That breakfast order alone had me cringing, did I add that up correctly?!
Muesli (which I doubt she'd eat now), berries, some grapefruit juice and a macha latte for 46 euros?! A different world.
Edit: This gets worse, the next day's video is her trying to fit the hundreds of pounds of products in her case
Iād be surprised if she was actually paying for it though. Probably got it for free in return for āexposureāThe yoga course is Ā£2920 with a Ā£1000 upfront deposit
I wish she could read this and honestly consider it, take a look at her charmed life and stop being so blissfully ignorant.
She truly strikes me as someone who believes people are either poor or unhappy because they doNt work hard enough.
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