Other posters are right in that this thread has gone boring very quickly. So since Niomi likes to schedule things, I thought I'd come up with a few more adventurous suggestions for this year's Vlogmas (got to pay that London rent, eh?).
Plenty of time to get this lot in the diary:
1) Festive Ice Skating and Weed Brownie Mukbang with Jeffree Starr. The second half of the video is just Jeff and Nimbs shoving their fingers in each others' mouths and chortling on them. "Are these vegan?" "Hell no
witch, and they're 100% tested on animals!" "Chortle giggle snort!"
2) Hungova Yoga. The following morning, Nimbs gets the mat out and attempts a full flow. Downward dog involves drool and a suspected stroke. She slumps back on the mat, wonders what would Carrie Bradshaw do, guys?, vows to continue with self care, and then vomits in her own hair. Which leads us into...
3) Samantha CuSICK, the Spaced Out Truth Edition. Still completely off her tits, Niomi runs to Samantha for an emergency appointment. As Sam rises the puke from Niomi's hair and proceeds to give her a "little trim," the weed gives Niomi the courage to say what we're all thinking: "What the
duck are you doing with that buzzsaw, Sam?" "Shh, you're hallucinating." "It's on camera, Sam. I can see it on the viewscreen." "Do you want this #gifted or not?"
4) Christmas Dealer Hunt with Tanya Burr. Nims and Tarn meet up for a night of festive frivolity and nostalgia. After a few drinks--where they slag off their exes for half an hour straight-- they decide to score some coke, but Tanya's dealer is playing coy. They end up on a wild (plant-based) goose chase to find him. Cue a tour of London with all its sparkly lights and Xmas decs that they are licherally obsessed with. After finally scoring, they snort their brains out in the loos of a 24hr Tesco and then stumble about the aisles, both trying to figure out which sponsored product they are there for. Tarn picks Iron Brew; Niomi picks Pepperami. The ensuing "infomercials" they film go down in Vlogmas history. Zoella is FURIOUS.
5) New Age Nimbobs: Plant-Based Cheesemaking. On the hunt to nourish her body and mind, AND indulge over Christmas, Niomi attends a festive workshop where she learns to make cheese from breastmilk. "All 100% vegan, guys! I can't wait to make a delicious cheeseboard for my family!" She tops the video off with a bonus recipe for chia seed crackers shaped like Christmas trees.
6) Choosing the Perfect Christmas Tree, Leaving it on Joe's Doorstep and Setting It On Fire. Does what it says on the tin. Nims imbibes the festive, woodsy scent of burning pine. She posts several insta stories of herself cackling in the firelight.
7) Facials With Grandma. Niomi and Grandma visit the spa for some extra-special self care. Niomi goes for a cleansing clay mask; Grandma gets the Satan's Surgeon Blood Ritual. Afterwards, over wheatgrass shots, they reveal that Grandma is a major investor in Smart Skin and that one of the main ingredients is baby oil.
These ones are ongoing threads throughout the whole vlogmas:
A) Am I Shagging Jim Chapman? (Niomi, this one will do absolutely nothing for you--especially if you do shag him--but we will have SO MUCH FUN). Niomi leaves hints in her videos that she's banging the Chapmeister. Hobknobbing with Jimbobs. One day she meets him for matcha latte; in the next vlog, his watch mysteriously appears to be on her bedside table. Meanwhile, Sarah is growing more and more agitated on Instagram, posting a furious mixture of engagement pics and sad faces. Niomi goes to the GQ Awards "alone," but next morning her face is burning with stubble rash. You get the picture...
B) Madvent Calendar Mornings. There's no box of goodies from Joey this year, but that's okay because Niomi has hoarded every other advent calendar under the sun and is going to open all. Of. Them. "Some of you guys have been asking me if this is an environmentally friendly and sustainable thing to do. And I guess the question I keep coming back to is, what IS sustainable? I mean, was my relationship sustainable? No! Is my lifestyle sustainable? Who knows! Maybe Gleam knows. Haha! The point is, I'm using a metal straw for this banana Feel New Tea smoothie. That is the point."
Obviously, this is only the first week of Vlogmas, so if anyone else has any other suggestions, they'd be much appreciated
