I’m currently waiting for my flight, so I’m going to give this a go (ooh, we’re challenging ourselves to be proactive…which is more than Nimbobs can say for herself). Thanks to @Shutterbug99 for the thread title.
Where it started: Cartier’s polo event, where Lordon was dressed like the frump that he is, and serving Nims as her bootleg photographer. He’s also making it into photos, but sans teeth, which is…confusing at best.
Theyattended a PR event held an engagement celebration that was attended by Nims and Lordon’s nearest and dearest, because they warrant that much love and care. It’s not at all coincidental that there was already another event being held in the same hotel that a whole bunch of influencers were invited/already going to. Lordon is also still sans teeth.
Nims and Lordon have also been spending time in Lisbon - don’t you know that Bahhhli is *so* last year? Lisbon is where it’s at, because they can dance ‘spontaneously’ in the streets, and Lordon can continue his open-mouthed breathing.
Thanks to @Callan for the video, which you can find here: https://tattle.life/threads/niomi-s...uld-be-to-see-a-therapist.39832/post-15659098
The two lovebirds managed to spend time apart, which may have been the first time sinceLordon leeched onto his mealticket they met. Nimbobs had a taste of what her life used to be like, until London no longer served her.
…and Lordon did what you’d come to expect of him, which is a whole lot of nothing, and mouth breathing.
It’s clear that she’s the most miserablewith Lordon when she’s in Dublin…
…so they’ve decided to go back to Lisbon for a few weeks to recover from being apart for so long.
And Lordon is still sans teeth.
And as an addendum: She’s missed a couple of weeks of her podcast, which was doomed to fail from the start, since seeing things through isn’t her forte, so she can add another failed venture to her list of ‘tit I Wish I Could Pretend I Was Never Part Of.’
Girl, us too. Us too.
Where it started: Cartier’s polo event, where Lordon was dressed like the frump that he is, and serving Nims as her bootleg photographer. He’s also making it into photos, but sans teeth, which is…confusing at best.
They
Nims and Lordon have also been spending time in Lisbon - don’t you know that Bahhhli is *so* last year? Lisbon is where it’s at, because they can dance ‘spontaneously’ in the streets, and Lordon can continue his open-mouthed breathing.
Thanks to @Callan for the video, which you can find here: https://tattle.life/threads/niomi-s...uld-be-to-see-a-therapist.39832/post-15659098
The two lovebirds managed to spend time apart, which may have been the first time since
…and Lordon did what you’d come to expect of him, which is a whole lot of nothing, and mouth breathing.
It’s clear that she’s the most miserable
…so they’ve decided to go back to Lisbon for a few weeks to recover from being apart for so long.
And Lordon is still sans teeth.
And as an addendum: She’s missed a couple of weeks of her podcast, which was doomed to fail from the start, since seeing things through isn’t her forte, so she can add another failed venture to her list of ‘tit I Wish I Could Pretend I Was Never Part Of.’
Girl, us too. Us too.
bravo and thank you to 
Tomorrow is a new one
our pillow talk would be him telling me I'm not a fit enough female...
