Agree. Irish women I know alwsys take pride in their appearance.
Niomi Smart #65 A way to live smart would be to see a therapist
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She reminds me of trump in that frumpy suit
Ugh…seeing Nimbobs’ latest set of stories just shows me, aside from how truly materialistic she is, that she really is unhappy/unfulfilled in Dublin, and how this isn’t going to work for her long term.
Happy because she’s being served.
Happy because even though she’s not doing anything, it’s less sad than her Dublin existence.
Happy as a pig in tit.
Edit: Even if it’s the slightest glimpse, it’s all teeth, all the time. That, and that ridiculous mop of hair he’s sporting. But no sweatpants, so small victories, I guess?
Happy because she’s being served.
Happy because even though she’s not doing anything, it’s less sad than her Dublin existence.
Happy as a pig in tit.
Edit: Even if it’s the slightest glimpse, it’s all teeth, all the time. That, and that ridiculous mop of hair he’s sporting. But no sweatpants, so small victories, I guess?
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She has a bit of a ..speech impediment? when she pronounces "sh" words and it's like nails on a chalk board to me. Has anyone else noticed this?
Yes I’ve always noticed this! Like ‘fresh’.
Apart from that her accent is ridiculous- she has never been this posh!! It’s so grating! I thought being with an Irishman would soften her accent a bit, but this fake rah accent is SO annoying, and I don’t know who she’s doing it for.
Rah accent
I know. She's such a wannabe tryhard. But the Sh thing annoys me so much. "I would love to shhhow you the shhhepheards suite"
Is this an awkward haircut or hair extensions?
She really has lost the plot…it’s supposed to be 11:11. Unless she only means in regards to the time.
Force that mean, girl. Force. That. Meaning.
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Force that mean, girl. Force. That. Meaning.
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Maybe she just forgot to curl the rest of her hair, like, no one’s really going to see the back of her head, since it’s all about IG stories front view.
We never see Holly dress badly, and she lives in Dublin too (and I'm not one to defend that pathetic woman).
This
Speaking of teeth, what’s happening to her gum? Like her upper lip disappeared.
I hope all the brands reaching out to her because of "sustainability" are watching. That "detail" is just plastic waste. I can't believe people are still doing this tit.
She’s morphing into Lordon…how romanticThis
Speaking of teeth, what’s happening to her gum? Like her upper lip disappeared.
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She needs to renew her filler.This
Speaking of teeth, what’s happening to her gum? Like her upper lip disappeared.
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I cannot believe they both got a gifted stay 
Over £700 a night (plus all the food/drinks/etc)
Over £700 a night (plus all the food/drinks/etc)
This must be the most annoying thing she has ever posted. Does she think she's some modern day princess?
Hey Nimbobs, your keeper doesn't know how to read or write, perhaps he should focus on "attention to detail" instead of someone bending over and backwards to serve you.
Looks like she has a class II division II malocclusion that she's had only partially treatedThis
Speaking of teeth, what’s happening to her gum? Like her upper lip disappeared.
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When she said “how about that for service, honey!” I did a little sick in my mouth.
So now we know he was actually there… but why is acting like her personal camera man and not speaking?! She litcherally addresses him directly and he doesn’t utter a word. Creepy AF!
So now we know he was actually there… but why is acting like her personal camera man and not speaking?! She litcherally addresses him directly and he doesn’t utter a word. Creepy AF!
He honestly always looks so out of place and scruffy. Maybe she thinks the black and white makes him look less so.
But back to riveting content. The only way she could hold tension in her shoulders would be the way she does inversions in yoga, ‘cause it’s sure not from any sort of labour-intensive work.
Also, anything would be dreamy if it’s free.
But back to riveting content. The only way she could hold tension in her shoulders would be the way she does inversions in yoga, ‘cause it’s sure not from any sort of labour-intensive work.
Also, anything would be dreamy if it’s free.
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She looked so uncomfortable doing those stories. It’s like they don’t have anything to say to each other so they record that for Instagram to kill time and fill the void.
If you want to see how Niomi is pretending to be an influencer, supposedly over excited to be there, and trying hard to be funny, watch the video below.
If you want to see how Niomi is pretending to be an influencer, supposedly over excited to be there, and trying hard to be funny, watch the video below.
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