It looks like a Costco Bianca Jagger cosplay
Or a 'Homer playing Don Corleone' cosplay
Niomi Smart #65 A way to live smart would be to see a therapist
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Or a 'Homer playing Don Corleone' cosplay
She looks hilarious but I appreciate that it's not a bikini and she looks slightly less depressed than usual.
Don't her fans know, Niomi loves hunting? What's a bridle pushing against your gums and some boots pressing into your sides compared to getting shot? The only animal Niomi gives a tit about is Noodle.
Not so sure, remember when she made him walk a lot.
The only living being she cares about is herself and even that she succeed to fail
had she added that note before about the jewellery and I just didn’t see it?? Or has she just edited it in??
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Ah yeah the time she took Noodle on a four hour walk with no water. And the time Noodle broke her leg when being looked after by Niomi.
I hope a bird takes a poop on all that white
There is something about her that ALWAYS looks off. Sometimes only slightly. It makes every outfit look cheap. On this occasion it's her makeup I think. Or the shoes? It's often the sunglasses, or the wrong coat, or the way she puts things together. It just doesn't work. It misses the mark for cool, for trendy, for classic, for Sloaney, for everything.
The best I've ever seen her look was in that apple picking photo right at the start of covid. Minimal makeup, darker hair, a cute skirt and T-shirt. Looked relaxed and natural. Since then... 10 out of 10 for trying, but something just doesn't work.
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The best I've ever seen her look was in that apple picking photo right at the start of covid. Minimal makeup, darker hair, a cute skirt and T-shirt. Looked relaxed and natural. Since then... 10 out of 10 for trying, but something just doesn't work.
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Thank you for a proper laugh at this
She was hanging out with arselicker-in-chief Rosanna Falconer at the polo. One of the only 'friends' she has left.
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I think that caption was there right from the start. At least it was there when I first saw the post.
I'm sure there's a happy medium between dressing up and looking like a hobo. You can wear simple, practical things that still look respectable, and you can tone down your big city style to a more modest, subdued look. Niomi looked like she was out camping most of the time, which just doesn't make any sense. It's not who she is, nor who she wants to be. She is simply going along with her vile boyfriend.
Can you imagine all the ridiculous posing and posturing at that event, the comparing and competing? Why would you want to be part of it? I just don't understand the appeal of that world
When you think she went alone to this but nope Lordon follows her everywhere she goes.
It kinda explains the "fleeting visit to her mum"
It kinda explains the "fleeting visit to her mum"
Wait. Do we have evidence that Niomi is pro hunting? Has she taken part in a hunt?! If so, how did I not know this!
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I wonder if the meeting with Savannah Miller is in regards to a wedding dress?
Yeah, Lordon is never far away. Funny how he always steers clear of meeting Verity though.
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I think Lionsden refers to her clay pigeon shooting she did, with Forky a while back.
No, you're right. It was only clay pigeons. She and Forky got dressed up as hunters on his birthday and went to an outdoor shooting facility. It al looked very real, and I think they only mentioned it wasn't the real thing when asked. Niomi seems to have deleted the post, at least I can't find it.
Edit: Niomi was pretty good at it, it looked as if she had done it before.
Oh yes, I remember this. Not I good look! I was just wondering if I had missed something even more horrible.
Even dressing up like hunters is a tacit endorsement, though. I mean, they weren't doing it ironically
Crazy how showing up to these things is her job, that's such a useless existence. And she only goes to see her mom if someone pays her. The two things Nims loves is her own refection and money.
No, I had remembered it totally incorrectly. But I feel like she is only one step away from doing something like this.
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Exactly. She wasn't wearing Forky's filthy sweatpants and a hoodie on that occasion.
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