It's obvious that now that she's engaged she wants to revert somewhat back to her kate middleton era - the *slightly* more dressy clothes, the "slow mornings" content, etc. I can't believe she really thinks Lordon would let her fall back into those old habits at all. He's grimy, cheap, has nothing going on his career to support that kind of life. Already looking like a disaster to me.
Niomi Smart #63 Jamie White is that you? Let’s do it again, I do, round 2
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His secret place is Vico baths (again). This guy is a massive liar
I think theyre both confusing the idea of a "secret spot" with the fact that they go to these places in the middle of working day when normal people with day jobs actually have things to do with their lives. Anything can feel like a secret if you go at 11 AM on a Tuesday when most people are at work ffs.
Her bday celebration is basically their daily routine, except the takeout looks tastier than what she had for her bday.Everything is magical and perfect, every location is secret to themlooks like these two don’t have much vocabulary. Yawniiiing 🥱🥱 and another
cheapcost effective solution for Jamie to bring up the idea of a picnic.
Lordon is lucky that Ireland is so beautiful, all he has to do is take her outside but then still tries to take all the credit lol. All his entertainment is basically free.
Yeah that friendship ended sometime ago! They haven’t engaged with one another on social media for awhile now. They also don’t follow each other either which highly suggests they aren’t friends anymore.
He used to organize 'Knickers for liquor' parties in Dublin where women would get free drink in exchange for their underwear. There was some other shady tit he said, I think. It should be on the wiki.
Total creep and leech.
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He looks like a sheep
Also If you can’t spoil your partner with romantic trips and over the top expensive gestures in the first year of your relationship then what are the later years going to look like?
Sorry to quote myself but, found it
Ta daaaaa!
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Yeses, sorry I posted the same before reading on. Love the side by side comparison of pre and post lordon, definitely better pre lordon
That's one cute sheep, the creature from the lagoon is nothing like it.He looks like a sheep
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Also If you can’t spoil your partner with romantic trips and over the top expensive gestures in the first year of your relationship then what are the later years going to look like?
Well, he did get her roses and a band last year, that should hold her up for ten more.
Next year, he'll convince her to buy him a gift and cook her own b-day dinner.
I agree, that is so unbelievably disrespectful to pick flowers/fruit/vegetables etc. from someone else's garden without their permission. How entitled.Besides, that’s not her house, not her garden. Is she even allowed to take them (just for a content purpose)?
Niomi just takes whatever she wants and considers the world to be the backdrop of her life. It's like how she claims places as her "secret spot" in other cities/countries.
but dang these are my fave, kinda hate seeing these on her page (Strong Roots cauliflower hash browns)
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Niomi Smart #64 Happy clappy in a life so crappy
Thanks to @Coldfeet for most popular thread title suggestion. Main excitement from last thread was Lordon's amazing birthday surprise for Niomi. He loves surprises! He told her to pack her passport, presumably to whisk her away on a romantic minibreak abroad. Weeeelll. Not quite. It was a...
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