Niomi Smart #61 Total Eclipse of the Shart

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Niomi Smart #62 Boobs and butt all over the 'gram, Nims is one step away from OnlyFans
 
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The same cling-on butt pose with three different dudes... I guess she's low on personality traits, so maybe that pose is one of them? It's both beige and hilarious equally.
 
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“The first time I saw you when you walked into a cafe in Bali I instantly noticed your infectious smile….”
 
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It's like she is just overcompensating to show how happy she supposedly is with Lordon, is she hoping that Joe is looking at her account and she is trying to make him jealous? It just feels so performative and it's just so strange how she poses in the same way with different boyfriends for Instagram, almost like she is trying to recreate certain moments in her relationship with different men.
 
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Woke up to this shitstorm 😂 Unfortunately I don’t have Insta. Anyone kind enough to post that cringy video before it get gets deleted? Thank you :)
 
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It’s so weird how Niomi’s whole personality now is…having a body, and having a boyfriend. Like that’s it. There’s nothing else? She’s so boring.
 
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Woke up to this shitstorm 😂 Unfortunately I don’t have Insta. Anyone kind enough to post that cringy video before it get gets deleted? Thank you :)
I attached one of them to this message! I couldn't upload the other because the file is too long, but honestly you're not missing out on anything besides nauseating cringe...

there is just something very...Freudian about this. I genuinely get the heebie jeebies looking at this collage 🥴
^^ This. Something about that collage is truly terrifying, and it goes beyond Lordon's chinless face... He has this really abusive and violent energy, and Niomi is trying so hard to make them look "quirky" with her stupid/silly face.

Plus the unnecessary nudity we're been bombarded with... I've never seen a couple that exudes Midsommar vibes the way these two do.

I literally feel like a victim of something.
Idk what.
 

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I attached one of them to this message! I couldn't upload the other because the file is too long, but honestly you're not missing out on anything besides nauseating cringe...


^^ This. Something about that collage is truly terrifying, and it goes beyond Lordon's chinless face... He has this really abusive and violent energy, and Niomi is trying so hard to make them look "quirky" with her stupid/silly face.

Plus the unnecessary nudity we're been bombarded with... I've never seen a couple that exudes Midsommar vibes the way these two do.

I literally feel like a victim of something.
Idk what.
ohhh I meant this collage posted by Ciri !
I find it so odd and creepy that she does this with every guy, plus the pose itself gives me the ick...
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ETA: just was having a look at her youtube, and to give you an idea of how many events she used to attend in her prime -- in the span of 5 months, she posted videos about being in Paris with Dior, event in Amsterdam, workout event with Karlie Kloss, Brighton event with Gleam, event in Cannes and Hamburg, event in Lisbon, family trip to Spain , Los Angeles event with gleam, Cancun with DJ, L'Occitane event in Provence, Wimbledon, event in Sweden....it just keeps going. MiSs SuStAiNaBiLiTy!!!

Insane to compare it to now, how the most "work" she has is posting an instagram AD.
 
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Don't worry about her. She'll be doing worldwide tours as a porn star soon enough.
 
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She started off seemingly so sweet and 'normal'.. who'd have thought we'd see the Niomi of 2023?!
 
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Good job Niomi! Thanks to your post, Jamie gained a few more hundreds of followers.

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Why does she have to tag him instead of simply writing his name? I firmly believe he wrote this post himself for his own benefit.

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