The unreleased joint statement just leaked
It is with hearts full of sadness that we have decided to separate.
We have been working hard for well over a year, some of it together, some of it apart
I’ve only recently found out joe used to leave the house late at night for toast and not return for days to see what might have been possible between us, and we have come to the conclusion that while we love each other very much we will remain separate
as I do not condone the use of carbs in any form and could never love a man who eats crumpets or dairy.
“We have always conducted our relationship privately
unless there’s some sponsored content involved and we hope that as we consciously uncouple we will be able to continue in the same manner
again unless it increases my engagement on Instagram and YouTube, or I have something to sell and need sympathy
Love, Gwyneth & Chris.
Love Niomi and Joe - with no Y.