Niomi Smart #6 it’s smoothie bowl weather but they’re not together, feel new tea was the end of Joe’s tether

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Exactly. She does these quick little fake laughs. Like in this video, for example, at 00:11, at 3:17, 4:43, 5:31, 7:36..




Tbf sometimes her laugh does seem genuine, but it's never at things I'd personally find funny. Usually just makes me cringe.
The infamous making her little sister feel bad about sugar on pancakes , 'That is in the maple syrup".
 
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You know, with everything you say here, I'm happy for you to disagree with me. It's okay for you to say, Niomi shouldn't be doing this and so on, that's a fair judgement.

But do you really think it's acceptable to say I shouldn't be counting someone's calories when I'm recovering from an ED? Seriously F you. That's not how EDs work, if I could never think about calories again for the rest of my life, I wouldn't. I'm pretty sure anyone who has been in and out of treatment for an ED as long as I have know exactly what it's like, and how your brain works. My entire life and a lot of the media I consume is overwhelmingly attached to food, but I can't help that. Say what you want about my judgements on Niomi and if you think they're bad takes, it's a gossip thread, it's normal and I welcome it but Jesus
a lot of us here (myself included) hVd had eating disorders. if you are still suffering you shouldn't be watching content which encourages you to focus on calories imo

(I can see why she shared it, the messaging from the British Government is very mixed and clearly trying to absolve themselves of responsibility because they are failing massively. But no matter how poorly the government are acting, and how “confusing” the mixed messaging, rule of six, hands face space etc is....we all have a brain. We can all see things are getting worse and now is not the time to go out for drinks and coffee and shop or holiday like things are normal. It hasn’t been for months. It really is shocking that people where I live are carrying on as if nothing is going on, even crowding around buskers etc, big events on etc)

But to have this message come from Niomi? Interesting to see she is aware of political conversation but evidently she’s not clever enough to cotton on she’s part of the, as you say, laissez faire problem in the U.K.

Does she see herself as a class above?
most influencers seem to seethemselves as above the rules
 
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I've read people claiming that the way Niomi is handling the breakup is so well. Are you serious??!!! She is so fake about it and she must be very embarrassed. She always claims to be independent but with all the money that she has she has never invested in a house. She chose to run after Joey and made herself dependent on him and when he left her she was left with nothing, had to go back to her mum's house and had to start all over again while Joey is staying in his own house.

Niomi is NOT handling the break up well. She is either very fake about her emotions on insta and claiming how quickly she moved on, or she has no feelings. Guys, she was left by the alter by her dream man!!! I think that is one of the most horrific things to experience as a woman. Especially for a woman that is so self-conscious.
 
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I've read people claiming that the way Niomi is handling the breakup is so well. Are you serious??!!! She is so fake about it and she must be very embarrassed. She always claims to be independent but with all the money that she has she has never invested in a house. She chose to run after Joey and made herself dependent on him and when he left her she was left with nothing, had to go back to her mum's house and had to start all over again while Joey is staying in his own house.

Niomi is NOT handling the break up well. She is either very fake about her emotions on insta and claiming how quickly she moved on, or she has no feelings. Guys, she was left by the alter by her dream man!!! I think that is one of the most horrific things to experience as a woman. Especially for a woman that is so self-conscious.
Yeah, I don’t agree with this. She wasn’t left with nothing. She has her own career and her own group of friends.

She wasn’t dependent on him, she has her own income. Maybe she went back to her mums place because she wants be surrounded by her friends and family right now.

I’ve no idea why I’m defending her :ROFLMAO: But he hasn’t left her for another woman (as far as we know). So it’s not a horrific breakup.

I think she’s doing so well because she WASN'T dependent on him. She can prance off into the sunset with her money, friends and good looks and probably find another similar guy in 6 months.
 
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She has to be bleeping joking with this. She’s farting around different apartments across London, weekend breaks at Soho House, I haven’t seen her wear a mask ONCE while she’s been socializing with friends... and then has the nerve to tell us to stay home. Does she not realize she is part of this problem?!
Yes, she can duck off. If she's trying to be relatable pretending to be confused about mixed messages from the government, she's not doing so well. Wear a damn mask, eash ypur hands, disinfect surfaces, limit socialising, practice social distancing and stop nonessential travel. It's not that hard. The lack of care and understanding from the youtubers have been astonishing.
 
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5.06 Complaining about rush hour tube! Does not live in real world of commuters and 9 to 5 jobs clearly.
 
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I've read people claiming that the way Niomi is handling the breakup is so well. Are you serious??!!! She is so fake about it and she must be very embarrassed. She always claims to be independent but with all the money that she has she has never invested in a house. She chose to run after Joey and made herself dependent on him and when he left her she was left with nothing, had to go back to her mum's house and had to start all over again while Joey is staying in his own house.

Niomi is NOT handling the break up well. She is either very fake about her emotions on insta and claiming how quickly she moved on, or she has no feelings. Guys, she was left by the alter by her dream man!!! I think that is one of the most horrific things to experience as a woman. Especially for a woman that is so self-conscious.
Totally agree with you! If she was my friend I’d tell her to get off social media, she looks so desperate posting thirst traps - arghhhh I’m cringing.
 
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5.06 Complaining about rush hour tube! Does not live in real world of commuters and 9 to 5 jobs clearly.
she literally went for a chat in a cafe, why would you organise that for a time you'd need to commute in rush hour anyway?? the only time i travel inrush hour is when i have (real) work and have no choice. also, "sweet potato toast" lit just some sweet potato, how is that toast?!
 
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Yeah, I don’t agree with this. She wasn’t left with nothing. She has her own career and her own group of friends.

She wasn’t dependent on him, she has her own income. Maybe she went back to her mums place because she wants be surrounded by her friends and family right now.

I’ve no idea why I’m defending her :ROFLMAO: But he hasn’t left her for another woman (as far as we know). So it’s not a horrific breakup.

I think she’s doing so well
because she WASN'T dependent on him. She can prance off into the sunset with her money, friends and good looks and probably find another similar guy in 6 months.
She was engaged to him, waisted months in lockdown with him planning a wedding and booking a wedding venue, and suddenly hearing that he wants to break up with her is kind of a horrific break up. She was probably not dependent on him moneywise (because she is from a rich family), but she was suddenly homeless and had to go back to her mom. For someone that is living in London for such a long time and has a good income I don't think it's very smart to not invest in a house for herself.

I don't think she is doing well at all, she looks dead in the eyes and very skinny. I think her mom needs to do an intervention because this can go very bad.
 
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she literally went for a chat in a cafe, why would you organise that for a time you'd need to commute in rush hour anyway?? the only time i travel inrush hour is when i have (real) work and have no choice. also, "sweet potato toast" lit just some sweet potato, how is that toast?!
Joe would be better off with someone who works 9 to 5 job or understands being employed by a company (not by a Brand). I remember his comment in the Moving to India announcement, he said something like, 'this is what you do, talk to the camera' and he thanked her for saying yes in the engagement vlog, saying it would of been awkward if she said no". I feel like, as others have said, their communication was not great.
 
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She was engaged to him, waisted months in lockdown with him planning a wedding and booking a wedding venue, and suddenly hearing that he wants to break up with her is kind of a horrific break up. She was probably not dependent on him moneywise (because she is from a rich family), but she was suddenly homeless and had to go back to her mom. For someone that is living in London for such a long time and has a good income I don't think it's very smart to not invest in a house for herself.

I don't think she is doing well at all, she looks dead in the eyes and very skinny. I think her mom needs to do an intervention because this can go very bad.
I agree that I don’t think it’s financially smart for her to not buy a house but maybe she has her reasons for not buying.

She is super lucky she has a good relationship with her mum, which is why I think she will deal with this breakup pretty well. She has a good support system.
 
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I agree that I don’t think it’s financially smart for her to not buy a house but maybe she has her reasons for not buying.

She is super lucky she has a good relationship with her mum, which is why I think she will deal with this breakup pretty well. She has a good support system.
I also think she has a good support system, I do think that she only hangs out with them only when she needs them. Do you guys remember when they planned a goodbye dinner for her and she totally forgot and didn't go. I almost never saw her hanging out when she was with Joe and was living in London and had lots of time.
 
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I've just noticed this caption and for some reason it made me laugh after 'smoothie bowl weather'!!!

I wonder what else she will come up with?

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1. At first I admired niomi for the way she handled the break-up and thought she was just a stable person. Now I think she is a robot.
2. She seems to have no personality whatsoever, all her interests are healthy eating and yoga.
3. Clearly, she has a problem with orthorexia and I think Joe is glad to finally be able to eat decent food again in normal quantities.
4. Why is she posting all those half-naked pics on Instagram? It's just sad, clearly Joe wants to move on. Bless him.
5. She will probably never really address this in a large amount, she never did with the Marcus break-up.

I feel for her, though. Must be tough at her age, now she has to go on the hunt all over again and then it is another few years until an engagement. Just sad.
I don't think she is doing herself a favor with making people believe that her life is so wholesome and perfect, only makes her seem shallow.
 
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I've just noticed this caption and for some reason it made me laugh after 'smoothie bowl weather'!!!

I wonder what else she will come up with?

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"100% vegan" as opposed to what 80%? something is either vegan or not, and as if she needs to specifiy something she is eaten is? the only feature of her is basically veganism
 
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1. At first I admired niomi for the way she handled the break-up and thought she was just a stable person. Now I think she is a robot.
2. She seems to have no personality whatsoever, all her interests are healthy eating and yoga.
3. Clearly, she has a problem with orthorexia and I think Joe is glad to finally be able to eat decent food again in normal quantities.
4. Why is she posting all those half-naked pics on Instagram? It's just sad, clearly Joe wants to move on. Bless him.
5. She will probably never really address this in a large amount, she never did with the Marcus break-up.

I feel for her, though. Must be tough at her age, now she has to go on the hunt all over again and then it is another few years until an engagement. Just sad.
I don't think she is doing herself a favor with making people believe that her life is so wholesome and perfect, only makes her seem shallow.
“at her age” ????

She’s young! And that’s besides the point - the purpose of her existence isn’t to find a man and get married.

As an aside, I was hoping this would all result in better/more interesting content but it doesn’t look like we are going to get that...
 
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“at her age” ????

She’s young! And that’s besides the point - the purpose of her existence isn’t to find a man and get married.
Agreed. Being single “at her age” is not sad at all. She’s young, rich, attractive and has the world at her feet. She’s free!

A woman’s worth is not defined by a man. And these days we don’t even need a man to have kids!

It entirely possible for a woman to be successful in life without getting married.
 
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