Niomi Smart #6 it’s smoothie bowl weather but they’re not together, feel new tea was the end of Joe’s tether

[SayNoMore12]

This, plus the fact that I really don’t think her audience follows her for skincare advice. Like her most popular videos seem to be stuff about food (what I eat in a day) and exercise. Skincare isn’t her ‘thing’ even though she might like it to be, and it’s such an oversaturated market. For stuff like skincare or beauty you really have to be a walking advert for your line and her skin just isn’t enviable.

Exactly and the worst is that at insane prices and non innovative formulas or products, she should have sticked to her collaboration and maybe make kits as everyone does, but is too late for releasing a skincare brand unless you are Rihanna or Jessica Alba,

 

[SayNoMore12]

I just want to know why she won’t say she’s going through a break up! It’s so bizarre. They clearly have, there’s probably no coming back so I wonder why she can’t just say it.

I know it must be tough but she’s been banging on about it indirectly for a month now. It makes me think there’s something more to this. Not that they’re back together or anything scandalous just something doesn’t quite make sense

She is hoping for him to come back #FakeItTillYouMakeIt

 

[judgejohndeed]

I’d like to know if she had her eyes lasered. I haven’t noticed her wearing her glasses for a long time, she used to occasionally show them. I know she said she had a surgery to remove that weird red blob thing from the whites of one of her eyes but did she have laser too?

 

[Pundertaker]

The hair is very Elle Mcpherson. I think it's a bit long--her face is a bit gaunt for it at the mo.

 

[lilamay]

I can still see the ‘picking fruit’ pic?

It's definitely gone. You might just need to refresh your browser.

 

[Samlea]

I don't think I'll ever get over the fact that she didn;t know yoga was from India.. she is very uneducated

I honestly didn't know she'd said that!!! Omg, that's terrible!!

 

[et5]

Ditto, many of us are far from perfect, that's just life. But have you trademarked your name, your 'healthy' lifestyle, your pinterest inspired recipes, your smart living apartment etc? Once you start making money (more than decent ) on something, you put yourself in the position to be evaluated and commented on. She has a nice looking body but putting into the equation what she eats and how much she exercises, it leads to the conclusion that she's doing something wrong that could have negative effects in the long run and maybe shouldn't be promoted all over the internet.

No I totally agree that it's weird she promotes herself as a fitness guru and has no muscles, etc. Just was surprised to read the word "flabby" in relation to Niomi!

 

[littlemissy52]

Not sure if anyone has mentioned this yet but someone commented on her nose recent vlog at 5:53-55 you can see/hear someone coming down the stairs and the clip is edited out. Then she cooked 2 burgers for dinner. So if she keeps saying she’s home alone who is on the stairs and eating the other burger? We all know she would never eat 2!!!

 

[Swipeupyouguys]

This is massively reaching but is all this talk about PMT and periods, needing tampons etc some way of showing Joe that she’s fertile? Maybe they argued about her not eating enough and periods stopping as it’s very odd that she’s making SUCH a point about bleeding. Why would you put in a vlog that you need to buy tampons post break up? Just seems off to me.

Interesting! But periods alone don't mean a person is ovulating and i recall she sent off bloodwork through the post before she left for india for some specialist vegan nutritionist to look over. She kinda glossed over it but it would have been interesting for her to go over her results and how well her diet is going for her. I love that kind of stuff but couldn't really justify the expense.

 

[Callan]

Niomi Smart #7

Niomi Smart & Hungry Joe, the split

 

[QueenDecember]

Now that she’s officially said they’ve split. wonder if/when she or Joe will delete some Instagram photos

 

[judgejohndeed]

This is massively reaching but is all this talk about PMT and periods, needing tampons etc some way of showing Joe that she’s fertile? Maybe they argued about her not eating enough and periods stopping as it’s very odd that she’s making SUCH a point about bleeding. Why would you put in a vlog that you need to buy tampons post break up? Just seems off to me.

Wouldn’t she have said that’s because of the coil? My two friends have the coil and neither of them have periods now. Idk if it’s different for the diff types. Agree it’s really weird that she’s only now really making a point about being on her period, can’t work it out

 

[judgejohndeed]

Yes but.. It was any person that you don't know what she does while she is alone then ok but you can actually see everything in her instagram and YouTube, but her family and friends seem as fake as her so who knows..

Do you reckon her family watch her videos? I can’t imagine her Mum or Grandma watching them tbh, otherwise I would totally agree with you

 

[Miss Sparkles]

Vintage Niomi and Joe



I remember this seeming like a beautiful holiday!

 

[Lockd0wn]

Sorry late to the thread - have her and jo defo split up?

We don't know... we assume they have

 

[toanna1]

In the beginning of their relationship she did show him eating non vegan food , I think he was eating egg in their engagement video ?

Bioten pills / collegan powder. Some people swear by castor oil either take it orally or rub in it the roots and pop on a shower cap. I'm trying to get my nails stronger but with the extra hand washing they're really suffering - anyone else going through the same bendy/soft nail phase?

i did, and was due to iron deficiency. so I was prescribed iron pills (I used to have heavy periods which caused low iron, now it's normal )

 

[emm]

It only counts as a smoothie bowl if it’s served with feel new tea, otherwise it’s just fruit slop in a bowl

and make sure you dance as you make it

 

[ChloeAndrews1989]

I wonder why she won't make a statement instead just saying 'until *I* move' and joe has limited all the comments on only the photos of Niomi on his instagram. but not any other photos. odd. that they wouldn't just say something.

 

[BigQueenEnergy]

Do you guys remember when they planned a goodbye dinner for her and she totally forgot and didn't go.

Oh wow, that’s so bad! Do you remember which vlog it was in?

 

[Quaffleandsnitch]

Just went through the ten odd stories she’s put up and they’re so boring