Dear desperate housewives of the shadows,
Welcome to the new thread. The last one was boring and cringy and icky and vomit inducing.. like always
Apparently our love birds did some kind of ceremony before leaving Bali with tying knots and stuff that mean (allegedly) that they are spiritually married..!!?? We have no idea what it means and I'm not going to elaborate furthermore as I don't want to offend the local culture (more than it has already been offended by nimbairhead!). But we all think that it is just a scam by Lordon.. "Love, we don't need a piece of paper and a ring a 2 million dollars wedding to convince the world with our love.. Look: by virtue of the authority vested in this piece of string, under the laws of the State of nowhere I now pronounce us husband and first wife!"
They are now back to Ireland, they have apparently a wedding this WE and the drama queen lost her baggage so she's begging on Instagram her followers to tell her where to shop... how about she asks the one Irish man she's spiritually married to to show her where....
The best of last thread:
Queen Shutterbug99 strikes again with this thread's gem of a title! Litcherally recaps everything in one sentence
Very special mention to our new member forthescreenshots for this one with 89 votes: Niomi Smart #58 As lost as her luggage
Long live the shadowzzz. Littcherally!
Welcome to the new thread. The last one was boring and cringy and icky and vomit inducing.. like always
Apparently our love birds did some kind of ceremony before leaving Bali with tying knots and stuff that mean (allegedly) that they are spiritually married..!!?? We have no idea what it means and I'm not going to elaborate furthermore as I don't want to offend the local culture (more than it has already been offended by nimbairhead!). But we all think that it is just a scam by Lordon.. "Love, we don't need a piece of paper and a ring a 2 million dollars wedding to convince the world with our love.. Look: by virtue of the authority vested in this piece of string, under the laws of the State of nowhere I now pronounce us husband and first wife!"
They are now back to Ireland, they have apparently a wedding this WE and the drama queen lost her baggage so she's begging on Instagram her followers to tell her where to shop... how about she asks the one Irish man she's spiritually married to to show her where....
The best of last thread:
Queen Shutterbug99 strikes again with this thread's gem of a title! Litcherally recaps everything in one sentence
Very special mention to our new member forthescreenshots for this one with 89 votes: Niomi Smart #58 As lost as her luggage
Long live the shadowzzz. Littcherally!
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