Dear desperate housewives of the shadows,
Last week was the week of love and roses and gifts and cards. I hope you all had a beautiful Valentines day with your significant others, your loved friends, your family or just by yourself feeling gorgeous and loved by the most important person in the world: YOU!
Guess who had none of that? Oh you bet you weather smoothie bowl that it's the Shart's! I mean the Smart's! (Jamie might as well change his name legally to Smart already!). According to Nimbobs, what other couples do isn't their thing so our least conventional couple ever celebrated their love privately and stayed off social media because they don't have to convince the world that they are in love.. OF COURSE NOT! Of coursefamewhore Jamie and Niomi spent the day sharing stories and posts on IG showing Joe the world their love and passion and Jamies thirst for social exposure. The cringe continued with their morning routines of naked gym sessions, ED meals, constent diarrhea and maniac dances on the beaches.. like litcherally. 
On a more serious note, it seems like all Niomi's life is evolving around one person and one person only: Lordon. No more friends, family, solo activities.. they are inseparable and it seems like he is controlling every single word that is coming from her mouth. People in this thread with past toxic relationships are recognising all the signs.. I personally am triggered by so many red flags.. She needs an intervention.
In other news, Forky doesn't think that he will be marrying any time soon, and when he does it's gonna be with a much much younger female because that's the way of nature.. I don't even think that she is born yet according to my calculations
Thread title idea by @Lionsden, edited by @londongirl2001, thank you lovelies And thank you @sydneybarrett, our OF spy on Marcus's Butt
The poll is back!
Long live the shadowzzz. Littcherally!
Last week was the week of love and roses and gifts and cards. I hope you all had a beautiful Valentines day with your significant others, your loved friends, your family or just by yourself feeling gorgeous and loved by the most important person in the world: YOU!
Guess who had none of that? Oh you bet you weather smoothie bowl that it's the Shart's! I mean the Smart's! (Jamie might as well change his name legally to Smart already!). According to Nimbobs, what other couples do isn't their thing so our least conventional couple ever celebrated their love privately and stayed off social media because they don't have to convince the world that they are in love.. OF COURSE NOT! Of course
On a more serious note, it seems like all Niomi's life is evolving around one person and one person only: Lordon. No more friends, family, solo activities.. they are inseparable and it seems like he is controlling every single word that is coming from her mouth. People in this thread with past toxic relationships are recognising all the signs.. I personally am triggered by so many red flags.. She needs an intervention.
In other news, Forky doesn't think that he will be marrying any time soon, and when he does it's gonna be with a much much younger female because that's the way of nature.. I don't even think that she is born yet according to my calculations
Thread title idea by @Lionsden, edited by @londongirl2001, thank you lovelies
And thank you @sydneybarrett, our OF spy on Marcus's Butt The poll is back!
Long live the shadowzzz. Littcherally!
it’s a far cry from fannying around in Bali doing sweet fa. 
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