Is that photo filtered beyond all recognition? He looks so different 
Niomi Smart #53 Still missing JoeJoe, now selling a Dildo
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Lmao I knew saying that they've probably broken up would make her post something. Everything has to appear perfect for her
I think sheās happy too. She was miserable being single. It doesnāt matter how fugly he is, she got what she wanted.
I doubt she will ever break up with him. She will cling onto him for dear life to avoid being single in her 30s. She will even get rid of her life long best friend to keep him.
Yep seems so. Its so sad she ditched a friend. I know how painful that is. His place in Dublin looks amazing though. Im sure his family welcomed her.
I never noticed how bad his under-eyes bags were, Uncle Fester vibes.
Edit: Adding a photo for illustration. I think I was so distracted by his teeth, it's impossible to notice anything else
Edit: Adding a photo for illustration. I think I was so distracted by his teeth, it's impossible to notice anything else
Yep true love only comes with a loaded wallet for her.
Well trying to land someone as good looking as Joe, or better looking would be futile anyway so I get why she's staying with Lordon. A wealthy background, tall, dark hair, she's probably decided this is as good as it'll get
His mum sells beautifully upcycled silk and lace antique purses. She has an Instagram account for it, not sure if I'm allowed to post the username but easily findable through Holly and Jamie's tagged posts of her or following list. You can see parts of their home house in the background - they're definitely loaded. His father is a qualified solicitor and now works as a consultant, after selling his own firm to a much larger legal practice.
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Oh sheās definitely happy. No longer single at 30, wealthy family and BONUS he doesnāt have a job! So not only can he accompany her on PR trips (how many times did she throw a strop because Joe was working and couldnāt go ice skating 
) but he also wonāt look down on her for how she makes her money. Thereās no denying that, as dreamy as Joe was, he and his family found Nims being an influencer an embarrassment. No matter how successful she was in that field and how much money she made they never took her seriously/felt proud of her and that had to hurt big time.
edit: also, as someone has already pointed out; home/wedding/baby content will keep her in the game for longer. Without that āpathā she was lost for content.
) but he also wonāt look down on her for how she makes her money. Thereās no denying that, as dreamy as Joe was, he and his family found Nims being an influencer an embarrassment. No matter how successful she was in that field and how much money she made they never took her seriously/felt proud of her and that had to hurt big time.edit: also, as someone has already pointed out; home/wedding/baby content will keep her in the game for longer. Without that āpathā she was lost for content.
Side note, Andrea Roche is married to Jamie's uncle. Andrea launched Ireland's first influencer management agency and represents most of Ireland's biggest influencers. She was one of Ireland's best-known models years ago.
So I see why Niomi is attracted to his family, well connected in Dublin society and certainly loaded... Obviously a downgrade from Joe, but an upgrade from Forky I think.
So I see why Niomi is attracted to his family, well connected in Dublin society and certainly loaded... Obviously a downgrade from Joe, but an upgrade from Forky I think.
This. Plus, a bullshit life coach like Lordon wonāt ever judge her for her bullshit career as an influencer. Nor will his family because they have two kids who pursue careers like that.
All good points butttt he sooo ugly thoooough
If Iām not mistaken, I believe it is his brother who is married to Andrea. Heās been identified as Hollyās brother in various newspaper articles that qualify the family as a āwell-known familyā. Andrea was Miss Ireland and took part in Miss Universe moons ago.
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"My Love."
But still won't put his full, gummy face on the (more permanent) grid. Just stories. Huh.
Seriously, he's just got a creepy, icky, all together boke-y vibe. But without the beard? There's a saying in Spanish that translates as everything that covers you up, helps. And the beard was definitely helping.
But still won't put his full, gummy face on the (more permanent) grid. Just stories. Huh.
Seriously, he's just got a creepy, icky, all together boke-y vibe. But without the beard? There's a saying in Spanish that translates as everything that covers you up, helps. And the beard was definitely helping.
Yes, Holly has posted links to her mom's Etsy store before.
That's his brother. Slightly less odd looking than Lordon - although there's a definite resemblance.
Oh my apologies, you're right! I assumed his uncle because he looked so much older than Jamie and Holly in a picture of them all, but after checking his LinkedIn I think you're correct! He attended Blackrock College (one of the most infamously posh, and expensive, fee-paying secondary schools in Ireland), safe to assume Jamie also did?
He's aged massively in recent years, he looks 20 years older than in this picture! Still better looking than Jamie.
Lordon went to Clongowes - one of the most expensive boarding schools in the country!
Good for Charlotte, though. Sheās better off without Dimbobs in her life.
I think she wouldnāt ever give someone from a more humble background a second glance, she probably feels too good for it.
Hilarious how his parents probably paid upwards of 100k on his secondary school education just for him to become a total waster!
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