fakesheikh
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Still trying to be Anna, but a blonde versionView attachment 1818480View attachment 1818485View attachment 1818480View attachment 1818486
Moment of mourning for the short brown hair. Niomi cut off that hay
Still trying to be Anna, but a blonde versionView attachment 1818480View attachment 1818485View attachment 1818480View attachment 1818486
Moment of mourning for the short brown hair. Niomi cut off that hay
Plus some watery curryOh god, what horrors will holly cook up for Christmas dinner? Puréed Christmas mush?![]()
Perfectly put!She's such a fakey fakerson. One of the best things about getting older is being able to admit what you want out of life, even if it's not cool, trendy or progressive. She's been raised on the Stepford wife, picket fence diet, and despite thinking her horizons have been broadened, they haven't. Travel? Read luxe holiday/s. Hippie, cultured life? Read white, privileged, bored navel-gazing trust fund kids... on a luxe holiday. I agree, she still blatantly wants that Stepford 'dream'. Fine. Just admit it. I don't have any respect left for her as she's an awful narcissist, but I would briefly (and only briefly) applaud if she ever, ever, ever, uploaded an honest video about how it's all been a sham up to now, and she just wants to be a wealthy country wife in a Barbour jacket, with a handful of creamy cheeked babies, a low maintenance dog, a plate full of game, and a comfy designer stick up her arse. Job done. Off you go.
Trouble is you've got to be honest with yourself about what you want to attract it. There are plenty of posh, spam-faced, red chino wearing, okish-looking Tory boys that would have her. They then become the breadwinner (have some well hidden affairs so she doesn't have to deal with banging anymore), and she can just spend her days eating small portions and taking self satisfied selfies.
I'd take rosana's over the top, borderline chavvy ones over Niomi's depressing oneShe needs some tips from her digital-BFF-forever-Chief-Fawner and top commenter Rosana (is she being paid? Nobody will ever know). Her table displays were right the other end of the spectrum: so extra you'd get a migraine before the main course.
Damn, her hair used to look so nice! Why does she keep bleaching it? It's destroying her hair, it must cost a small fortune to keep it up and it doesn't even suit her. Make it make sense, NiomiMoment of mourning for the short brown hair. Niomi cut off that hay
My mind is a complete blank
I’m screaming
Poor Niomi has gone from her pahhhfect life with Royal connections to a guy who pahhhfectly represents those most of us take the piss out of
And she only posted this pic because she thought she looked good in it.. I mean look at the plate she's in front of lol. No actual holiday dinner in it.Now I understand why she went radio silence. She needed to pick carefully a picture of them to post, and this is apparently the best shot she could have. Looks like she’s screaming for help and is hiding her disgust with a fake smile.
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Why is he almost sticking his tongue out?
For Holly, as long as it is ‘SuStAiNaBle’ and part of a collaboration, the rest doesn’t matter to her. For Niomi, she needs to feel like a princess with a princess menu, and the whole princess shebang.It’s her first Christmas as a non-vegan now so none of us (or her poor Christmas Day companions) need to sit through yet another recipe for plahnt bahsed vegan nut rewst and plohnt based glewten free stuffing with plahnt based sugar free ceremonial cacao puddings
He's locked her in a padded room with a huge spotlight trained on her face.Yeah I don’t think they broke up either. He’s too much of a leech and she’s too desperate to be in a relationship.
I think hormonal bc can be very helpful for some people butttt personally I tried many pills and they are all crap for me. Im very sensitive for hormones and they really give me weirddd symptoms. I dont think pills have evolved sufficiently for me. Never again.I’m the same age as Niomi I think or maybe a school year below her. When I was 15 I was put on the pill because my periods were so bad I was passing out at school every month and bleeding everywhere (diagnosed with endo finally at 25 - women’s healthcare amirite?) the first pill they’d put you on back then was Microgynon. Idk if anyone remembers it too but it was truly hellish. It made me mental, honestly. I waited 3+ months and it just got worse. Anyway, I’m pretty sure these days they don’t really use Microgynon anymore and there’s heaps more choice of pill these days. You really do have to try a few before you find one that works for you, I tried about 4. I know Microgynon was the cheapest at the time and that’s why they dished it out first. I came off the pill for a brief period this year and I couldn’t cope, I lasted two months with endo periods before I was begging for the pill again.
So I feel like Niomi is using very outdated information here tbh as I doubt she knows about all the other pills available more readily now (and she didn’t even make the distinction between progesterone only and combined types) and also just fails to acknowledge that for some of us the pill, for all it’s flaws, gives us a better quality of life. And don’t even come at me about ‘man made’ medicine when your face is pumped full of filler and Botox and most of your ‘diet’ is protein powder supplements.![]()
Unfortunately, here I feel like the pill is prescribed very easilyyy and people are not looking at underlying health conditions and period health. Its actually very interesting to learn about your cycle and how everything works and then having the knowledge if something is wrong. Then, looking at underlying issues would be more helpful than simply prescribing the pill (what happens here a lot). Butt yes obviously this whole “interview” came from her bf and is just cringe. Copper can also cuz manyy issues.Adding my 2 cents as a medical student in the US:
Generally we prescribe BC to non-sexually active teens to either regulate an irregular ovulation cycle, or help with severe menstrual migraines/bleeding that interferes with quality of life (there are girls with debilitating pain whose lives are changed!). If the patient has PCOS, birth control can relieve symptoms of acne and hirsutism. Sometimes it can be used used to treat PMDD.
Hormonal birth control is absolutely not something we hand out to everyone like candy! It’s a little weird that she says her doctor offered it without any specific reason…
Edit: I’m guessing her entire “they force fed me hormones!” anecdote is a lie, and that her whole “reject modern medicine” shtick is an attempt at appealing to her cult overlord Donkey boyfriend
I wonder if part of this distancing is owing to Jamie who perpetually dresses like a slobFrom my understanding big brands don’t need to pump up sales, they do these things to boost image. They need certain people to have their items and others to not be able to attain them, increases their status. I think they need to update their pr list since Niomi has changed so much after Joe.
Had a friend work for a mid/upper class clothing store and was told they will burn clothes that don’t sell as if it was donated, people of a lower class could be seen with the item and ruin “the brand”…… unreal
Ha for reals, I was wondering if she's indisposed because she's trying to digest Holly's gorgeous vegan cooking.Did Lordina's food give them all the runs or something? Why the absolute silence?