Niomi Smart #53 Still missing JoeJoe, now selling a Dildo

[therlieann]

Yep. It's like she doesn't know what she wants...but she does know. It's painfully obvious. She wants the country house, the husband and the kids. Joe wanting to move to India was the first spanner in the works there (no wonder he proposed; it was a misguided act of reassurance). Then Forky wasn't ready. Now the Bali Swindler only wants short-term rentals (I'll bet their current flat is only rented until 1st Jan) and of course she can't sleep; I doubt she really wants to go back to Bali. They certainly couldn't settle there longterm due to all the cultural differences.

Lordon can tell her he loves her when she's "at her worst" all he likes, but unless he can provide a picket fence in Sussex in the next twelve months, I think he'll be out on his potato-loving arse. We all know he doesn't really want that; like Forky, he wants business opportunities and good PR. I'd expect someone with his background to use his social media to show he can do better than the misogynistic nightmare of his old businesses, but there isn't a shred of that. And why would there be if he perceives that Niomi will do it for him? (He perceives wrong, but there are only so many braincells to go around).

She knows what she wants, but she doesn't really know who she is. And the moon isn't going to tell her.

ETA: I suspect she's going for more right wing/men's activist types because they often do a good job of public chivalry, and it appeals to the part of her that wants security. The whole "I'm a traditional man at heart, I want traditional man things." They do it to manipulate women, of course, but she does have some trad wife vibes so I doubt she minds.

I think she cannot sleep because her subconscious knows something is wrong. It is apparently true that people sleep well with people they feel “safe” with and bad with people they don’t. In the vlog she says she has no idea why she cant sleep as she isn’t “stressed” but she probs is just really good at suppressing emotions.

 

[bisous2299]

Wow. Just wow.

I’m one of the people who had no idea about Jamie’s creepy business ventures and I want to throw up. As a woman, this is terrifying. And I can’t believe Niomi—a women for women ambassador who supports women —would associate herself at all with someone like that. Willingly.

Some could say that behaviour isn’t “relevant” anymore because it’s been almost 10 years, but the toothy scammer is still talking about it and using his experience as a valid qualification to support his “””””business””””” so he’s clearly proud of it.

Truly and utterly disgusting. I hope Niomi learns about this if she doesn’t know already, although she seems so desperate to be in a long-term relationship I doubt things will change.

If I were her family or close friend I wouldn’t shut up about how she’s making a terrible mistake, her feelings be damned. This isn’t about his questionable looks or his creepy vibes, this is about ACTUAL EVIDENCE that he contributed to endangering women in the past, and I’m not sure he’s changed much.

(Also, the fact that the article ”suggests” to go for young women with “low self-esteem and potential daddy issues” when Nims ticks at least one of those boxes is… very worrying)

 

[phutton44]

Wow. Just wow.

I’m one of the people who had no idea about Jamie’s creepy business ventures and I want to throw up. As a woman, this is terrifying. And I can’t believe Niomi—a women for women ambassador who supports women —would associate herself at all with someone like that. Willingly.

Some could say that behaviour isn’t “relevant” anymore because it’s been almost 10 years, but the toothy scammer is still talking about it and using his experience as a valid qualification to support his “””””business””””” so he’s clearly proud of it.

Truly and utterly disgusting. I hope Niomi learns about this if she doesn’t know already, although she seems so desperate to be in a long-term relationship I doubt things will change.

If I were her family or close friend I wouldn’t shut up about how she’s making a terrible mistake, her feelings be damned. This isn’t about his questionable looks or his creepy vibes, this is about ACTUAL EVIDENCE that he contributed to endangering women in the past, and I’m not sure he’s changed much.

(Also, the fact that the article ”suggests” to go for young women with “low self-esteem and potential daddy issues” when Nims ticks at least one of those boxes is… very worrying)

Very succinct summary and 100% agree it is just bloody disgusting, troubling and leaves me as a man feeling creeped out. I actually hope her family have tried reaching out and discussed this with her, so she is fully informed and aware of his background. I can’t speak for her current mental health or state of mind but I hope she disassociates herself quickly, I wouldn’t wish that vile creep on anybody.

 

[jojoe75]

She licherally looks like a sack of potatoes

 

[WinterSolstice]

Check out Holly's office ( Avocado Chef)

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must be from stalking Nimbobs the past 5 years

Any Dubs on here know if that art/print shop on Liffey Street (over by the Jervis) is still open?
It suddenly popped into my head for some reason.

 

[irvinelane]

Funny how, in the pictures, either she keeps her distance from him or doesn’t look at him. I feel you Niomi. If I were you, I’d be totally freaked out too.

 

[earlgrey]

She got her man but at what cost?

 

[londongirl2001]

She got her man but at what cost?

She won’t think about what it cost her until it’s over, only to repeat the pattern over and over again. So ultimately, she won’t learn anything from this.

 

[Yoyolady]

Licheralllly the only way she is prepared to feature Lordon…

 

[prive0505]

Licheralllly the only way she is prepared to feature Lordon…

She probably got an influx of messages and comments after she posted that very upclose photo of her and Lordon smiling with their teeth… so now chooses to only show him as blurred as possible

 

[MaggieRoo]

Niomi: Operation Turn Jamie into Joe, Mission #14…Take Jamie same carol service at Royal Albert Hall that I took Joe to

OR, second thought.. Lordy watched her vlogmas from years past, saw she loved it with Joe and bought her tickets to “surprise” but is actually emotionally manipulating the situation?

 

[coriander]

Since he's arrived I've never seen her feature her friends once on the insta. I don't think they care but how sad for her

 

[lookout]

Niomi: Operation Turn Jamie into Joe, Mission #14…Take Jamie same carol service at Royal Albert Hall that I took Joe to



OR, second thought.. Lordy watched her vlogmas from years past, saw she loved it with Joe and bought her tickets to “surprise” but is actually emotionally manipulating the situation?

The last time she went to a Christmas carol service she was with Forky and she was spreading her Covid

 

[Clover123]

Did she deliberately take a blurry pic so she can pretend she's back in 2019 with Joe she's like, if I squint, it's dreamy joeyyyy! Pahhfecttt!

 

[earlgrey]

It’s so funny that she only posts blurry shots of her boyfriend, dark or face turned away

 

[jojoe75]

Ah to be fair she does have him flash up on the screen for a millisecond.

 

[emm]

Ah to be fair she does have him flash up on the screen for a millisecond.

I wonder if he notices that she basically seems embarrassed of him?

 

[earlgrey]

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Moment of mourning for the short brown hair. Niomi cut off that hay

 

[fakesheikh]

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Moment of mourning for the short brown hair. Niomi cut off that hay

Still trying to be Anna, but a blonde version

 

[irvinelane]

Niomi’s failed joke attempt #272849201837382.

She should use a stronger filter though, she doesn’t look orange enough.


Niomi’s failed doing-her-job attempt #837289484991.

The hidden gilet couldn’t be more hidden in these pictures, actually. And she should cover her eyes with the cap a little bit more. Pahfect