Niomi Smart #53 Still missing JoeJoe, now selling a Dildo

I must have totally missed the initial discussions regarding Jamie & his affiliation with that midnight promotion company of his. I was sleuthing last night and the articles I found on Google made me physically ill.

malino_ said:

I must have totally missed the initial discussions regarding Jamie & his affiliation with that midnight promotion company of his. I was sleuthing last night and the articles I found on Google made me physically ill.

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Wait what? What is this? What did you find?

I don't want to google ...please share what you have found . Perhaps someone from her family or friends reads here . They need to know.

phutton44 said:

Wait what? What is this? What did you find?

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This is what I found when I looked into his background:

My brain must have deleted it from my memory. Eeew that creep is nauseating

His company also ran an ad depicting a woman falling over drunk with her knickers around her ankles and a slogan that says implicitly women are asking for sex if they show up to the club that night. Fucking creep.

He is an animal. I actually feel sorry for her but she can’t be that stupid, can she? Maybe all her friends and family are aware of this background and that’s why they are reacting? It gets worse.

I def think Lordon is Niomi’s way of trying to show the world (cough Joe cough) that she does have a sexual side and doesn’t always have a stick up her prim skinny arse. But I mean, if she wanted to start dressing like a roadman and using vibrators she doesn’t need a creepy boyfriend for that. It’s very weird that she uses men to reinvent herself

For those who haven’t seen the article https://news.pollstar.com/2011/09/19/knickers-for-liquor-2/

Jamie White ran a nightclub events company which made the news with criticism from local rape crisis centre as they hosted a promotion called “knickers for liquor” involving girls exchanging underwear for a drink.

Jamie’s comment was “this is example of exciting things to come” and “every took part in good fashion”

so exploitative and gross. There was also an assault at said club.

judgejohndeed said:

I def think Lordon is Niomi’s way of trying to show the world (cough Joe cough) that she does have a sexual side and doesn’t always have a stick up her prim skinny arse. But I mean, if she wanted to start dressing like a roadman and using vibrators she doesn’t need a creepy boyfriend for that. It’s very weird that she uses men to reinvent herself

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Yep. It's like she doesn't know what she wants...but she does know. It's painfully obvious. She wants the country house, the husband and the kids. Joe wanting to move to India was the first spanner in the works there (no wonder he proposed; it was a misguided act of reassurance). Then Forky wasn't ready. Now the Bali Swindler only wants short-term rentals (I'll bet their current flat is only rented until 1st Jan) and of course she can't sleep; I doubt she really wants to go back to Bali. They certainly couldn't settle there longterm due to all the cultural differences.

Lordon can tell her he loves her when she's "at her worst" all he likes, but unless he can provide a picket fence in Sussex in the next twelve months, I think he'll be out on his potato-loving arse. We all know he doesn't really want that; like Forky, he wants business opportunities and good PR. I'd expect someone with his background to use his social media to show he can do better than the misogynistic nightmare of his old businesses, but there isn't a shred of that. And why would there be if he perceives that Niomi will do it for him? (He perceives wrong, but there are only so many braincells to go around).

She knows what she wants, but she doesn't really know who she is. And the moon isn't going to tell her.

ETA: I suspect she's going for more right wing/men's activist types because they often do a good job of public chivalry, and it appeals to the part of her that wants security. The whole "I'm a traditional man at heart, I want traditional man things." They do it to manipulate women, of course, but she does have some trad wife vibes so I doubt she minds.

Shutterbug99 said:

This is what I found when I looked into his background:

Niomi Smart #44 She ‘got it done’ with Forky in bed, then moved to Bali and brought a Donkey to her shed

Guess moving on fast is easy when it's fake to begin with with someone like her. She just wants to look good, to have some pretty boy on her arm filming her. Maybe if she put them on her actual payroll they would stick around longer.

tattle.life

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I remember all those articles and this is why I despise that man.

julixx said:

I kinda like it minus the wonderful man part. Mostly cause that is a slut shaming comment

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Yeah that comment is trash. Shame she couldn’t have come up with a better reply, she comes over all tragic sad sack not empowered woman.

So disgusting. I think we're justified for mocking his teeth.

Now she’s trying to fake an artistic sensitivity




Her interpretation is so.. deep.



Apparently, smiling is her definition of happiness, hence her permanent forced smile in every single photo. What a moron.

I guess they're in the honeymoon period but still, I cannot imagine being glued to anyone's side as often as these 2. Does she never need a break from him?

irvinelane said:

Now she’s trying to fake an artistic sensitivity

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Her interpretation is so.. deep.

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Apparently, smiling is her definition of happiness, hence her permanent forced smile in every single photo. What a moron.

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I do believe her new persona is the beanie-wearing-art-lover

The paintings talk to her now, she had a full on conversation and that was her conclusion.

The H word is starting to trigger rage in me..

She's such a fakey fakerson. One of the best things about getting older is being able to admit what you want out of life, even if it's not cool, trendy or progressive. She's been raised on the Stepford wife, picket fence diet, and despite thinking her horizons have been broadened, they haven't. Travel? Read luxe holiday/s. Hippie, cultured life? Read white, privileged, bored navel-gazing trust fund kids... on a luxe holiday. I agree, she still blatantly wants that Stepford 'dream'. Fine. Just admit it. I don't have any respect left for her as she's an awful narcissist, but I would briefly (and only briefly) applaud if she ever, ever, ever, uploaded an honest video about how it's all been a sham up to now, and she just wants to be a wealthy country wife in a Barbour jacket, with a handful of creamy cheeked babies, a low maintenance dog, a plate full of game, and a comfy designer stick up her arse. Job done. Off you go.

Trouble is you've got to be honest with yourself about what you want to attract it. There are plenty of posh, spam-faced, red chino wearing, okish-looking Tory boys that would have her. They then become the breadwinner (have some well hidden affairs so she doesn't have to deal with banging anymore), and she can just spend her days eating small portions and taking self satisfied selfies.

Gardensnail said:

She's such a fakey fakerson. One of the best things about getting older is being able to admit what you want out of life, even if it's not cool, trendy or progressive. She's been raised on the Stepford wife, picket fence diet, and despite thinking her horizons have been broadened, they haven't. Travel? Read luxe holiday/s. Hippie, cultured life? Read white, privileged, bored navel-gazing trust fund kids... on a luxe holiday. I agree, she still blatantly wants that Stepford 'dream'. Fine. Just admit it. I don't have any respect left for her as she's an awful narcissist, but I would briefly (and only briefly) applaud if she ever, ever, ever, uploaded an honest video about how it's all been a sham up to now, and she just wants to be a wealthy country wife in a Barbour jacket, with a handful of creamy cheeked babies, a low maintenance dog, a plate full of game, and a comfy designer stick up her arse. Job done. Off you go.

Trouble is you've got to be honest with yourself about what you want to attract it. There are plenty of posh, spam-faced, red chino wearing, okish-looking Tory boys that would have her. They then become the breadwinner (have some well hidden affairs so she doesn't have to deal with banging anymore), and she can just spend her days eating small portions and taking self satisfied selfies.

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Perfectly put!