Niomi Smart #50 Insulting a culture, one day at a time

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Cupcake280808

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curiouscat106

Oh wow did she miss the mark with this outfit! She could’ve at least paired it with a smart black coat instead of a daytime casual beige mack… maybe that’s the only coat she has at the hotel and the rest are in storage?
The outfit the girl next to her is wearing looks very nice though
 
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Callan

I don't know why Niomi pairs all these outfits with black shoes that just don't go with the outfit. No no no no.

She looks like a fricken Leprechaun half the time.

 
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irvinelane

Callan said:
I don't know why Niomi pairs all these outfits with black shoes that just don't go with the outfit. No no no no.

She looks like a fricken Leprechaun half the time.
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Yes, I noticed the black shoes/beige coat combo too. She’s a Leprechaun with deep fried hair. It can’t be pretty.

 
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dodo789

She had the coat on at the actual even but then had her thirst trap pictures outside just with the dress on…logic

also that wrinkly coat bothers me so much, get a steam iron…although the satin dress with the beige coat and black shoes are already horrible
 
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CallItAsItIs

Callan said:
She looks like a fricken Leprechaun half the time.

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Especially at this event, where people wore neutrals, and Nimbobs wore a jewel tone. The other thing that bothers me about the dress is the way it’s cut. If the whole top had been a solid piece, and in a different colour, I think she would’ve looked fine, paintbrush bristle hair and all. But she simply doesn’t know about style or what would work best with her features - she just wants to wear what’s trendy, or the shit she has to wear as part of a brand deal.

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Yes, that's what I was just saying! Usually after a procedure people move differently, being more ginger with the affected area.
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Unless she was just being overly dramatic in the first place about her surgery, and just wanted to play the pity card. I wouldn’t be surprised.
 
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judgejohndeed

Good lord that outfit. How can someone so thin pick the one dress that makes her look like she has a belly? Really goes to show money can’t buy taste!!
 
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Pundertaker

Her sense of style is an odd mix of noughties girlband music video and Country Living magazine. The two do not mix well.
 
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ava2014

It must be hard for Niomi that her best friend Rosanna Falconer is moving to India with her family. Also she threw a party at the Other House to celebrate her companys anniversary and guess who liked: Joe did, but Niomi didnt.
 
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irvinelane



How about you, Niomi? Is being completely UK based to reduce your carbon footprint one of your personal ‘Smart Initiatives’?





There are like 4 comments, including 2 from Terrina and Rosanna, but it must be enough for her to call it ‘all of your support’.





Yeah, just in time, after ghosting and scamming her customers for months.
 
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Coldfeet

'For those months where skin care takes PRESIDENT'

Is Biden using her products now??
 
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LolitaBlah

People are uploading their sunday videos on youtube, doing reels on insta, tiktoks, shorts... like working! Earth to Niomi!!
 
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irvinelane

Another day, another deep thought from Niomi.



This must be one of the most pointless post she has ever shared. Either way, she’s certainly mastering the-shortest-reels-in-an-influencer’s-feed skill.

Also, she must spread her legs a little bit more. The pose is not flattering enough. How natural she looks!

 

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