All the things that Niomi doesn't do. Great choice
Niomi Smart #50 Insulting a culture, one day at a time
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All the things that Niomi doesn't do. Great choice
I'm bored so I found an online Saturn return calculator 
she technically is still in it, apparently it ends for her on Nov 2022. That said... Hardly smack in the middle considering it started in 2020.
(Not to mention she is at the root of her hard times, not the planets.)
she technically is still in it, apparently it ends for her on Nov 2022. That said... Hardly smack in the middle considering it started in 2020. (Not to mention she is at the root of her hard times, not the planets.)
Proof that they're just a vanity project organization worth nothing.
Maybe she’s pissed off that he never gave her the thing he was holding during the photoshoot, whatever that is
Every time I see this pic, all I can focus on is how weird her right foot looks. I know it’s because it’s blurry due to her being in movement, but still. Obviously, the entire photo is awful, there is so much going on (the ass grab, the reaching, etc)Maybe she’s pissed off that he never gave her the thing he was holding during the photoshoot, whatever that is
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The Cotswolds look lovely, Bali looks great, London certainly is, but her reels are so depressing and never do justice to these beautiful places.
And Meghan MarkleI'm bored so I found an online Saturn return calculator
(Not to mention she is at the root of her hard times, not the planets.)
Proof that they're just a vanity project organization worth nothing.
Much needed trim for the happiest fried hair teenager
Of course not, she’s going to ask them to kindly send her the coat instead. Probably much needed too after attending events for ChAriTyYyYy.
How many coats does the sustainability queen need?
Do you maybe smartworks might help Niomi find employment and transform her life?So she did find a new team to follow Gleam, huh? That’s probably why she stays in London, instead of going back to Bali.
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Another disgusting event supposedly for a charityand she probably was invited, because it’s called Smart Works.
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SO. HAPPY.
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Well, that’s no surprise that these influencers went to the event only because they were gifted a handbag. Thank you Smart Works for clearing that up.
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She was gifted 3 coats for the past weeks (from Reiss, MaxMara and Dior). Talk about ways to help women survivors of violence and conflicts.
Unfortunately, she’s a lost cause and certainly not smart enough to get her sh*t together.
That bag is £475! How does that support charity exactly?So she did find a new team to follow Gleam, huh? That’s probably why she stays in London, instead of going back to Bali.
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Another disgusting event supposedly for a charity
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SO. HAPPY.
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Well, that’s no surprise that these influencers went to the event only because they were gifted a handbag. Thank you Smart Works for clearing that up.
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So I'm one of those astrology weirdos, I did astrology readings on my old account on tattle years ago lol 
I just looked up her chart, she's right smack bang in the middle of her Saturn return. At +0°11’ to be precise. She wasn't going through her Saturn return when her and Joe broke up, so I don't know wtf she's talking about.
People usually meet "the one" or someone life changing during their saturn return. Maybe Lordon is the one after all!
I just looked up her chart, she's right smack bang in the middle of her Saturn return. At +0°11’ to be precise. She wasn't going through her Saturn return when her and Joe broke up, so I don't know wtf she's talking about.
People usually meet "the one" or someone life changing during their saturn return. Maybe Lordon is the one after all!
I bet Niomi got hers for free, some charity, giving wealthy people expensive freebies.
Ooooh I actually want to learn more about this; I just calculated that my return would be next February and I’m not sure what to expectSo I'm one of those astrology weirdos, I did astrology readings on my old account on tattle years ago lol
I just looked up her chart, she's right smack bang in the middle of her Saturn return. At +0°11’ to be precise. She wasn't going through her Saturn return when her and Joe broke up, so I don't know wtf she's talking about.
People usually meet "the one" or someone life changing during their saturn return. Maybe Lordon is the one after all!
Her hair colour is so awful, so there’s that.
But honestly, we keep taking about how lazy a person she is, and her hair’s a perfect example of that. Let’s see how long it takes before reverting back to its regular straw-like colour and texture. And don’t even get me started on what filter she used - how is everything different shades of beige? She looks washed out.
Well, she’s just going for the one colour. Maybe that counts as her form of sustainability: Just one of something. Anything. Including her braincell. Just one.
I now finally know what people mean when they say someone looks ‘dead behind the eyes’.
She had the same haunted look right before her and Forky called it quits.
Wow, it is her now ? She looks like going through tit...what the hellSo she did find a new team to follow Gleam, huh? That’s probably why she stays in London, instead of going back to Bali.
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Another disgusting event supposedly for a charity
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SO. HAPPY.
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Well, that’s no surprise that these influencers went to the event only because they were gifted a handbag. Thank you Smart Works for clearing that up.
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Once again the "smell the fart" face
Deep fried catastrophe as usual
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