Ha, I think you just came out with the perfect name for her podcast: "Licherally beauchiful with Niomi Smart"Nimbecile having a podcast speaking only with 2 words "Licherally" and now apparently "beauchiful" is like asking forky to write a book with his in depth knowledge of spelling. Same level of tit like every meal from avocado chef.
Ps: as you can tell, I had a very awesome Tuesday
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She annoys me a little bit more each day. Unbelievable how she just couldn't care less.
Lana, please, don't buy anything from them. It's really not worth it, and for sure, you're going to be scammed.
Lana, please, don't buy anything from them. It's really not worth it, and for sure, you're going to be scammed.
Poor lanachelsea2001 has been scammed and doesn't seem to realize.
I like seeing the photos of London Niomi posts to her stories (the ones without her smarmy face anyway) because I love and miss that city, but the fact that she thinks taking a couple of pretty pictures and uploading them to IG is work is infuriating.
I like seeing the photos of London Niomi posts to her stories (the ones without her smarmy face anyway) because I love and miss that city, but the fact that she thinks taking a couple of pretty pictures and uploading them to IG is work is infuriating.
The way they answered « YES 
» feels like they agreed on the « I will manifest it! » part, like « That’s right girl, try to manifest it and let us know how it turns out. »
» feels like they agreed on the « I will manifest it! » part, like « That’s right girl, try to manifest it and let us know how it turns out. »Oh I think Lana knows that Smart Skin and Niomi are both frauds, I think she's just toying with them and they are too stupid to notice. I've seen her comments before, big fan!
God, Niomi's food looked amazing in comparison, maybe she can teach Holly some Pinterest recipes or something.
Gorgeous recipes, sure Jan sure... I get that she can charge money for her classes, that's fine, but I can find way better recipes for free on Youtube or the internet in general.
I swear all she makes is mush, for someone who stalked Nimbobs online for 5 years I'm surprised she didn't pick up a cooking tip or two.
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Maybe she needs a better diet if she's having so many issues.
OK sorry for the barfy post! Just baffling how all these "health gurus" area always so unwell.
Gorgeous recipes, sure Jan sure... I get that she can charge money for her classes, that's fine, but I can find way better recipes for free on Youtube or the internet in general.
I swear all she makes is mush, for someone who stalked Nimbobs online for 5 years I'm surprised she didn't pick up a cooking tip or two.
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Maybe she needs a better diet if she's having so many issues.OK sorry for the barfy post! Just baffling how all these "health gurus" area always so unwell.
Saw this on Twitter and was reminded of Nims/the white witch of Notting Hill:
She's charging €18 for these classes with such simple recipes that can be found for free online. Who is paying €18 for this? Are people actually signing up or is Holly the only one attending the class?!God, Niomi's food looked amazing in comparison, maybe she can teach Holly some Pinterest recipes or something.
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Gorgeous recipes, sure Jan sure... I get that she can charge money for her classes, that's fine, but I can find way better recipes for free on Youtube or the internet in general.
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I swear all she makes is mush, for someone who stalked Nimbobs online for 5 years I'm surprised she didn't pick up a cooking tip or two.
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OK sorry for the barfy post! Just baffling how all these "health gurus" area always so unwell.
My thoughts exactly. You could get a decent cookbook for 10-20 euros (not holly’s) instead of paying for this mush feast zoom class. She seems to have poor engagement on her insta, I’d say it’s just herself doing the class.
Personally I don’t want a recipe to be gorgeous, I want it to be delicious? Also Holly has a bloody cheek calling her dishes gorgeous.
That’s her dating podcast.
Just realized that her new video is called "Getting back into London Life" while she's in a hotel and talking about going to Ibiza.. smh. Can she do anything right?
She could have recommended her brother’s life coaching crap instead of the podcast. Interesting.
She's so proud of her skinny legs she has to show them when talking about a podcast or a drink. This chick is absolutely ridiculous. She's legit foaming at the mouth for fame and a life of luxury.
Yep and you can tell she pulls her bum out and arches her body so she can get the tea, bowl, whatever and still get most of her legs and feet.
That weirdo Emily chick that Nims and her mom are friends with also has like ONE signature pose. Bunch of clowns I swear...
Forky just keeps on giving!
Her vision isGeeeez her hands are of like a 80 year old woman. What the hell
if she didn’t catch that before deciding to postLOl wow.. also you're not that young Forky, just saying.
Omg I'm crying at your picture
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