Niomi Smart #50 Insulting a culture, one day at a time

[QueenBW]

This forky lad is gross. He’s more yuk than her current Bali clown. He doesn’t look 20 something, he looks way older than niomi

Now now, let's not go crazy there. Lordon, aka Bali Clown (love that), is a scammer, a fraud, a swindler, etc. They're equally gross, just in different ways.

Forky is a narcissistic, shallow misogynistic asshole.

Lordon is a narcissistic, shallow, fraudulent asshole.

 

[pinkmug]

Hello, long time lurker here. ( Mainly because I’m a non native speaker and bit self conscious about my english). Anyway I usually only read here, but saw this video on tiktok today and thought you might all appreciate as well. I had a good laugh, eyerolled and nodded all the way. This is Lordon and his Bali clique to a T. Hope I embedded it right.


P.S. Back to lurking I guess, just wanted to say hi to all of you. Love how insightful, smart and funny you all are, will keep on liking your posts from shadows lol

"Show me the way, pyramids of white privilege" is Niomi's entire life motto

 

[judgejohndeed]

Good lord that outfit. How can someone so thin pick the one dress that makes her look like she has a belly? Really goes to show money can’t buy taste!!

 

[Coldfeet]

So, waiting for my flight to IRELAND to be called and laughing my head off at the comments.I'll be enjoying the company of great friends and their dogs. Not a pseudo Irish accent in sight. Fresh air with no flamingos perched on rocks. Can't wait

 

[Shutterbug99]

It’s probably #gifted, since she started following them on IG. What happened to having to disclose this stuff? She just has ONE job, and can’t even do that properly.

She is not disclosing anything these days, and even when she's reported, the ASA are not doing anything about it.

The Dior coat she wore on her Cotswolds trip recently was gifted (not disclosed). I'm sure that ill-fitting green dress she wore to the Rose Inc event was also gifted (not disclosed).

I think she's also using a trick that influencers use whereby they use gift vouchers to purchase items and so do not have do disclose. I'm sure this is the case with the Max Mara coat she was 'buying' yesterday. She has an ongoing partnership with Max Mara and tagged the brand in her IG post. She did not spend her own money on that coat.

She looked cheap at the Rose Inc event as she always does now. Her hair colour really does her no favours in this regard. I can't believe there was ever a time when I thought she looked classy, but she did, during the Joey era.

It doesn't matter how skinny she is; that dress is too tight on her. It looks as though she'd have difficultly breathing it in.

Also, they needed a coat check at that event. I scrolled through the pictures on the DM and a lot of the attendees were wearing their coats inside.

 

[whatsever you]

Her sense of humour again? She does a normal thing and desperately tries to make it sound quirky
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Oooooh dinner in bed. You crazy girl

 

[cocochino]

I have a theory

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Lmao thank you for this! My best friend texts me every time it's 11:11, 2:22, 3:33, etc and it drives me absolutely bonkers! I dunno where the heck it started but it's dumb as shit.

 

[#ad#aff]

Podcast suggestion.

 

[coriander]

It's just depressing at this point, she really let Joe ruin her life. Post op by herself in a high end hostel struggling with basic tasks, where is the bf?

I spent like £4 on a tiny bottle of (much too sweet) apple juice from the daily dose, and she gets it for free? NEVER AGAIN

 

[MargaritaMay]

Her eyes are not smiling AT ALL. Her matte, dull complexion doesn't match her hair colour at all; it's like her whole "palette" is off. Such a bad ad pic. The other two girls look glowing in comparison.
Also after all of the terrible managment, logistical neglect and obviously Nimbibi's utter disinterest and absolutely no role in the whole production of her product.... just go and buy a solid, derm-approved cleanser somewhere else, there are 12784590752 different ones worldwide.

 

[earlgrey]

Why is she describing her exact running route down to the street she takes to get there?
Why does she say “beatiful” like that?
Why did she brush out those curls?
Why is the audio balance so bad?
Why can’t she skip a beauty appointment and spend some time coming up with a podcast name?
Why is she no further with this podcast, she mentioned it months ago? Just record it.
Why

 

[Clover123]

Howwwww is she still blaming everything in her life on her Saturn return?! I swear she has had at least four different Saturn returns already!

Niomi, the common denominator is you!!!

 

[curiouscat106]

I’m sure Niomi could’ve easily found herself an attractive London based hedge fund manager husband but she actively wants to destroy her life and/or cause her family pain and shame by flouting off with a Bali cult leader. Go figure

 

[insectoverlords]

so, Marcus is on OnlyFans now lol

Controversially I think Marcus looks the best he ever has.
I'll see myself out.

 

[irvinelane]

I'm a little disappointed to see that she gets good reviews on that shed and people are actually staying there for that price. But to be honest, the review of Olena does sound a little like it was bought...
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Yep, definitely a fake comment.

Especially the « As soon as you enter this home - you feel that everything is made with love. » part yes, made with love by the owner who HATES her house. She could have, at least, gone all out and talked about signs and the Universe, and how she felt at peace in the shed.

On another note:

A job? Niomi? I’m sorry, you reached the wrong person.

Yes, it would be perfect for those who actually work.

And then, this. A Dior bag and a coat? Geez.. talk about taking advantage of people.

 

[curiouscat106]

Her Tattle thread has more interest than her. In the YT comments there are references to “The Shed” and “Forky” All we need now is for someone to ask her to introduce her new bf “Lordon”. I feel another game of bingo coming on!

 

[LolitaBlah]

Niomi Smart #51 Lordon, Lordina and the lord of wikipedia

 

[Grapefruits712]

How can she pretend to forget about her Saturn returns? “Now SO much makes sense!” - what? You’ve been going on about your Saturn return and how your star chart was bang on, etc, for years now! How can it be a surprise?!

 

[meowmeowmeow3030!!]

made me think of nimmers

made me think of nimmers

was looking through these guys posts and guess who else likes them teehee

 

[Callan]

I don't really understand the comment about the poppies, if they're the only ones in the field then obviously they're by default the most beautiful?

Niomi is not paid to think. Poppies are my favorite flowers, she's ruining my vibe today! lol