meowmeowmeow3030!!
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This cat is laughing at the state of nims life ‘is that your boyfriend?! No seriously..’
Wtf these people have too much time on their hand get a proper job
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sorry this threads about to end and im on page 1, but girlll, I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder but no way can someone who was engaged to someone as attractive as Joe be happy to settle for this?
just go hang at coffee shops in Canary Wharf, they’ll be plenty of attractive rich men, you’ll find one eventually
Callan
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Love how she shows an elbow and an extra cup off coffee while he's got engagement style photo sessions on his channel. Dude is working hard $$
irvinelane
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Who the f*ck is she kidding with this caption? Pretty sure she has copied and pasted this from a horoscope or something. There’s no way she wrote this by herself.
When she was in Bali, she spent most of her time in the same area or even in her villa, absolutely not exploring with an open and curious mind, except maybe when Jamie was available for her.
Seriously, this caption seems like a big fat cliché to me, but hey, that’s her way to keep lying to herself with the thought that she’s on the right path, isn’t it?
When she was in Bali, she spent most of her time in the same area or even in her villa, absolutely not exploring with an open and curious mind, except maybe when Jamie was available for her.
Seriously, this caption seems like a big fat cliché to me, but hey, that’s her way to keep lying to herself with the thought that she’s on the right path, isn’t it?
Pundertaker
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Forky, like many people, is misunderstanding the point of a degree. Unless the degree qualifies you to do something, its purpose is to expand your academic knowledge. It's a personal development exercise. For someone who seems to be all about personal development, he seems to be forgetting that it's not just about your body.
Universities are partly to blame for the idea that degree = good job (I work at one, so I should know
). When you charge so much for something, you have to justify its worth somehow, and the only way seems to be suggesting that the degree will magically make you qualified for work/it will pay for itself in the long term. It might not. It's an awful shame that so many people are priced out of gaining subject knowledge and the enjoyment/intellectual progress that can come with it. I think uni should be a heck of a lot cheaper. We should be more honest about people are and aren't 'buying.'
Universities are partly to blame for the idea that degree = good job (I work at one, so I should know
). When you charge so much for something, you have to justify its worth somehow, and the only way seems to be suggesting that the degree will magically make you qualified for work/it will pay for itself in the long term. It might not. It's an awful shame that so many people are priced out of gaining subject knowledge and the enjoyment/intellectual progress that can come with it. I think uni should be a heck of a lot cheaper. We should be more honest about people are and aren't 'buying.'
curiouscat106
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Only Niomi could upload a YT video saying she’s heading back to Bali mid October for a couple of months, and an IG post saying she’s remaining in London for the foreseeable future ON THE SAME DAY 
It’s like she purposely makes life difficult for herself. Now she’ll have to deal with everyone questioning WTF is going on with her?! Anyone with an ounce of intelligence would’ve added an update at the end of the video saying her plans had changed, or actually addressed the sitch on IG saying the plan was to head back to Bali but X happened so now I’ll be staying in the UK…
But not our Nims! She just uploads 2 completely contrasting posts on different platforms like no one will notice. Again, I can’t emphasise enough
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Option 1: St Lordon changed his Bali plans so Nims is not going to Bali
Option 2: They we’re heading to Bali together but had a fight/are now no longer together so Nims is not going to Bali
Option 3: Nims got an amazing job offer/work contract that requires her to be in London for the foreseeable so she’s prioritising her career before her relationship and is… yea, you’re right this option would NEVER happen.
It’s like she purposely makes life difficult for herself. Now she’ll have to deal with everyone questioning WTF is going on with her?! Anyone with an ounce of intelligence would’ve added an update at the end of the video saying her plans had changed, or actually addressed the sitch on IG saying the plan was to head back to Bali but X happened so now I’ll be staying in the UK…But not our Nims! She just uploads 2 completely contrasting posts on different platforms like no one will notice. Again, I can’t emphasise enough
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Option 1: St Lordon changed his Bali plans so Nims is not going to Bali
Option 2: They we’re heading to Bali together but had a fight/are now no longer together so Nims is not going to Bali
Option 3: Nims got an amazing job offer/work contract that requires her to be in London for the foreseeable so she’s prioritising her career before her relationship and is… yea, you’re right this option would NEVER happen.
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Callan
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I see that Lordo liked this picture of the dude that Niomi just followed, looks familiar...
Quickly glanced at this dude's IG profile, serious cult vibes... like beyond Lordon cult vibes. SHUDDER.
Pundertaker
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Who even describes anything about themselves as 'wholesome'?!
"How was your day?"
"Really wholesome!"
"How was your day?"
"Really wholesome!"
CallItAsItIs
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I can’t remember who found out that Nimbob’s being repped by Belle PR now, but here’s her new team (who also works with Louise Pentland/the former ‘Sparkle of Glitter’). Looks like they (almost all) have something in common.
But unlike Nimbobs, they have a stronger work ethic, and know how to take care of their hair.
In a new instalment of ‘Nimbobs So Boring’…
She’d need to gift herself all the fucken rocks in the world to achieve any of these goals. Also, I can’t take this seriously, considering they couldn’t spell ‘enforce’ properly.
BUT IT’S NOT FRIDA! She’ll probably go off the rail now. And she’s back in Brighton? This bish can’t stay still for more than a day.
Not bothering with the other one. What a snore.
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Jackie Daytona
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This is 100% an MLM. There’s no actual product here either. They’re just recruiting people to fund the pyramid.
cocochino
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So I'm one of those astrology weirdos, I did astrology readings on my old account on tattle years ago lol 
I just looked up her chart, she's right smack bang in the middle of her Saturn return. At +0°11’ to be precise. She wasn't going through her Saturn return when her and Joe broke up, so I don't know wtf she's talking about.
People usually meet "the one" or someone life changing during their saturn return. Maybe Lordon is the one after all!
I just looked up her chart, she's right smack bang in the middle of her Saturn return. At +0°11’ to be precise. She wasn't going through her Saturn return when her and Joe broke up, so I don't know wtf she's talking about.
People usually meet "the one" or someone life changing during their saturn return. Maybe Lordon is the one after all!
RunningAvocado
Active member
Yes isn’t it where he got “local” avocado’s?
Swipeupyouguys
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Now it's as clear as day she thinks she looks like a supermodel in the green satin, but to my eye she is the embodiment of a casino hostess. I've never actually been to a casino
but... this is what I imagine the hostess in Vegas who oil the wheels with the high rollers look like. All spiked heels, tight satin, heavy eyeliner and crispy blonde curls.Niomi's green number is so OTT it's almost an attempt to overshadow Rosie. Nim is the type to turn up to her best friends wedding in an eye catching white gown - possibly one with a train.
Echoing @Shutterbug99 - where was the coat check at this fancy smansy make up launch?!
talkingbody
Member
I feel like the reason she's so obsessed with "the universe" or saturn rings or whatever is because it means that what's happening isn't because of her but because of outside forces and therefore she doesn't need to take accountability.
lucytowers999
Member
What do you say when you can't defend your opinion - "everyone is entitled to an opinion". God he's so arrogant. He also seems to have such a negative opinion on women / relationships, that they hold you back somehow? When in reality, if you choose the right partner, you will thrive. By his logic "don't listen to someone's knowledge on business when they themselves don't have a business". Well please no one take his advice on what a successful relationship entails when he himself isn't in one.
mg95
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If the convos are sooo deep maybe she should call it Rock Bottom with Niomi
cocochino
Chatty Member
My god. She's the definition of a basic bitch.
Imagine having millions of followers and this is the shit you post. What a waste.