Niomi Smart #47 IV drips, no helmet scooter trips, wishing Lordon would close his lips

I was thinking: her mother bought her a Royal Academy of Arts membership where she went once, and a couple of months later, she decides to move to Bali. That’s great, that’s really great.

I was also surprised about her saying she can’t put sugar in food if she’s a nutritionist. Sugar is not the enemy, we’re talking about a sprinkle here to elevate the dish.

Will also add that recipes are considered ideas (at least in us and uk) and can therefore not be copyrighted or protected. She can steal and slap her name on anything legally so why bother with the drama. Love that butthurt boyfriend is named Mcfeely.

as a chef (not the avocado toast-kind), I would love to see an influencer try to open and run a restaurant. I would give it 20 minutes into dinner service before you find them crying in the walk in fridge.

Nitfey said:

I hit the jackpot today guys...saw Frida, look at the time 11:11 and even saw a flamingo (on a bag) Am I a white witch now? Should I choose a birth stone now and seek a life coach partner ...and walk three times clockwise around a bucket full of water and spit behind my left shoulder? Oh no wait. I can pull out my boobs and take a selfie for "awareness"...
Paaaahfect Saturday.

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Can you feel the storm in your uterus now ??

A thread name anyone? before 11:11 please or we wilm all be cursed

RunningAvocado said:

Will also add that recipes are considered ideas (at least in us and uk) and can therefore not be copyrighted or protected. She can steal and slap her name on anything legally so why bother with the drama. Love that butthurt boyfriend is named Mcfeely.

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That’s probably what Niomi did for her cookbook.

Clover123 said:

An ENTIRE beef tomato?! Omg she must have been full for a week No idea who this woman is but agree she has major niomi vibes!

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She probably had a party, that’s why she used the whole tomato /s

I'm so happy that I learned to laugh in silence because you guys are making my stomach hurt right now, omgooshhh ahaha.. ( my very lively child is napping right now so silent laughing is a must lol)...

After I typed the word "happy" i licherally made a face, thanks a lot Nimbobs, you ruin everything..

Oh I also saw that Emnutritionist had a recipe for super creamy scrambled eggs... she's lucky I didn't reply with "ahh so you finally found Gordon Ramsay's scrambled egg recipe, nice " her stupid bf would be back saying "you can't patent eggs blah blah blah"

Also why is she always posing as if she's getting electrocuted or something, her faces are bizarre.

Callan said:

Oh I also saw that Emnutritionist had a recipe for super creamy scrambled eggs... she's lucky I didn't reply with "ahh so you finally found Gordon Ramsay's scrambled egg recipe, nice " her stupid bf would be back saying "you can't patent eggs blah blah blah"

Also why is she always posing as if she's getting electrocuted or something, her faces are bizarre.

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I guess she’s trying to have a glowy skin, but it always looks more like oily, actually.

48 guys, let's do it