Seems like Holly’s only talent is to make everything look unappetising
Seems like Holly’s only talent is to make everything look unappetisingLooks like the Avocado chef made another "curry" good lord... I don't know how she can take ingredients that I love and make them look so bad!
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Lol, cracked me up at the "pearls bought" so everything else is an undisclosed AD? Gotcha. Gross ass Jimmy Fairly now has Estee gifting herself sunglasses too, of course..
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Check the Wiki - top of page! ^^Hi guys, I'm a short term creeper of this thread and am new to niomi smart.I found her through jamie whites page and I know there is 47 threads of this but can anyone give me a summary of her or where I can find one? So far I have gathered she is a privileged youtuber from London, moved to Bali is problematic and doing white privilege smoothie bowl lifestyle over there. She has had 2 engagements ( or maybe just the 1?) she doesn't really have a job and just holidays. Im sure there is more .. how has she gathered so much attention and have such a large following?
She's made that wild lovers bikini look absolutely terrible. Why is there such a massive gap between the cups? Why do the edges look unfinished?Looks like the Avocado chef made another "curry" good lord... I don't know how she can take ingredients that I love and make them look so bad!
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Lol, cracked me up at the "pearls bought" so everything else is an undisclosed AD? Gotcha. Gross ass Jimmy Fairly now has Estee gifting herself sunglasses too, of course..
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Haha it's funny because I would not be using that song in any video with a partner. But I don't think she listens to lyrics, she just gets passively influenced and is only using it because it's trendy.I get why she used that song because it’s trending on Tiktok and Insta but girl… these lyricsPosting this from the boat with Lordon when Joe used to be her +1 on that same trip. And the song is about looking at your new partner and seeing your old one.
She'd take the world off my shoulders
If it was ever hard to move
She'd turn the rain to a rainbow
When I was living in the blue
Why then, if she is so perfect
Do I still wish that it was you?
Perfect don't mean that it's working
So what can I do? (Ooh)
When you're out of sight
In my mind
'Cause sometimes I look in her eyes
And that's where I find a glimpse of us
And I try to fall for her touch
But I'm thinking of the way it was
Said I'm fine and said I moved on
I'm only here passing time in her arms
Hoping I'll find
A glimpse of us
Have you watched her stories? She probably noticed your profile popping up there a few times and went and gave you some likes in the hopes that you'll follow her. I've had other small influencers do that. It's super creepy and desperate, which sounds just like the White family brand.View attachment 1494103
ummm. Just found it odd that she came across my IG and liked some of my posts. I’m literally a nobody on Instagram lol.
Haha yes I’ve totally creeped her stories since following this thread. That’s definitely why. 🫣Have you watched her stories? She probably noticed your profile popping up there a few times and went and gave you some likes in the hopes that you'll follow her. I've had other small influencers do that. It's super creepy and desperate, which sounds just like the White family brand.
Cute pup, though
She probably wants to sell you a body brush or some recipes on how to cut a tomato into slices to make a salad.Haha yes I’ve totally creeped her stories since following this thread. That’s definitely why. 🫣
It’s absolute wank, she should get off Insta and on to Only Fans.Is Niomi’s content now just videos of herself looking into the camera in different holiday destinations? At times in the past I have softened towards her but jeez, with everything going on in the world, how does she think this bragging is acceptable? It’s incredibly distasteful in my opinion.
Holly is 100% reading here and wishing we would give her a thread of her own! (Not gonna happen Hols!)Also wonder if Holly is being a creeper on profiles looking at her stories, or if she's one of those influencers that gets bots to like and comment on people's stuff to grow their following. Both sound like her to be fair.
We'll never make a Holly thread cause it'd be dead, but "fuck off avocado grifter" would have to be its title if someone ever made one.I know she's reading here because she's thirsty and living off your mom and dad ain't gonna give her that Niomi lifestyle and also she posted this random post on her stories a few weeks ago saying "be kind"... like fuck off avocado grifter. Get a job and stop acting like a supreme being because you wake up at 5am to brush your body with a brush you're trying to sell.
I woke up at 5;24am yesterday because my kid was having intense dreams or something and had to be soothed because he was whimpering and making the saddest sounds, I didn't give myself a medal for it.
Her mum had Niomi at 17 so... she is closer to her mum in age than daisy mae!I just can't get over how good her mom looks. I swear Niomi looks like her mom's (little) sister, if I didn't know them I would say Niomi s like 3 years younger. Not sure if that's an insult to Niomi or a huge compliment for her mom. Her mom really looks incredible!
No full time influencer, it's extremely lucrative so she hasn't needed to put her law degree into practise. (Cough to hide a hollow laugh)Thank you for this. Just to confirm my suspicions... she doesn't have a job besides influencing/ youtube?
If most influencers were honest, their captions should mostly beI, too, woke up at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walkView attachment 1492305
The same way Niomi’s only talent is to make a kinda dreamy vacation look boring AF. One more thing in common between these two halfwits.Seems like Holly’s only talent is to make everything look unappetising
She can press these buttons as hard as she can, but they’re completely obsolete, none of them is working.I randomly ran into this and it made me wonder if Niomi could ever choose lol.
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It took her 3 hours to do those simple things???I, too, woke up at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walkView attachment 1492305
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