there is something so creepy about being ‘single white femaled’ by your boyfriend’s sister
She HAS unresolved and underlying issues...and having ONE barely living brain cell does not help.She looks absolutely MISERABLE for someone who is always on vacationalmost....like she has some unresolved, underlying issues.
Celery juice hahhahahahahhahahahahahahaha. Tell me you have an unhealthy relationship with food and your body without telling me you have an unhealthy relationship with food and your body.I, too, woke at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walk
And Niomi, looking at them, be like: « Man, I wish I was on that boat, running away from my problems again. »The people on the raft be like...what in the hell is going on on that boat??
I had to wake up at 5 for years and years and years because of school and work, I feel stupid now because I never thought about dry skin brushing and doing abs workout, making celery juice and going on a walk and listening to a 12 step meeting all done by 8!I, too, woke up at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walkView attachment 1492305
She just fancies herself as a modern day Brigitte Bardot. Except here’s the thing, Nims: Regardless of your personal stance on her, she’s actually contributed something to the world. Whereas if I never see another sunrise/full moon/smoothie bowl/coconut photo from you, *that* would be your great contribution to the world.And Niomi, looking at them, be like: « Man, I wish I was on that boat, running away from my problems again. »
Hum.. you okay there, happy girl?
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Geez, she thinks she’s so hot, doesn’t she?
You’ve gotta be wondering why she’s listening to a 12 Step Program…I had to wake up at 5 for years and years and years because of school and work, I feel stupid now because I never thought about dry skin brushing and doing abs workout, making celery juice and going on a walk and listening to a 12 step meeting all done by 8!…maybe because I had less than an hour to prepare and walk to the bus but I’m sure Holly would think, I just wasn’t manifesting hard enough…but seriously you couldn’t pay me now to wake up at 5, it‘s so ridiculous how these influencers who have all the time of the world and have nothing to do want to tell you how to have a “productive” day, like fuck off!
Considering she was dating Forky for a while and BB political views maybe she has something in common with her after all.She just fancies herself as a modern day Brigitte Bardot. Except here’s the thing, Nims: Regardless of your personal stance on her, she’s actually contributed something to the world. Whereas if I never see another sunrise/full moon/smoothie bowl/coconut photo from you, *that* would be your great contribution to the world.
You’ve gotta be wondering why she’s listening to a 12 Step Program…
Probably this:You’ve gotta be wondering why she’s listening to a 12 Step Program…
Considering she was dating Forky for a while and BB political views maybe she has something in common with her after all.
The 12 step program also stood out to me. Maybe it’s about her “overeating” problems someone mentioned before?
You guys are astute! I care very little for The Avocado ‘Chef,’ so I haven’t been paying too much attention to her. But this makes total sense.
Her latest sunset post litcherally turned my stomach. I keep hoping for something normal from her, a glimmer of the girl I used to admire… but no. It just gets worse and worse.
You sit on that boat looking smug sweetheart, we all know you’re dying inside.
im awake at 5am as well.. with my 19th old and then my 3.5 year old daughter and I don’t get to eat or even grab a coffee untill 8am!I, too, woke up at 5 AM, but because I have a real job and have to commute. These people seriously need to stop with this “I’m so productive because I wake up early” when their productive time involves dry brushing and going for a walkView attachment 1492305
I would send her a recommendation to visit a place in Prague...Is Niomi’s content now just videos of herself looking into the camera in different holiday destinations? At times in the past I have softened towards her but jeez, with everything going on in the world, how does she think this bragging is acceptable? It’s incredibly distasteful in my opinion.
Hey, it’s vegan! Former Niomi would have loved this.I would send her a recommendation to visit a place in Prague...
Ps: up left corner...
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Geeez she is so boring and insufferable dumb. She spends all of her time on selfies and asking other people to take videos and photos of her to the point of huge barf seriously...
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