Yes it was mentioned a while ago.
Niomi Smart #45 Fourchette la baguette and Donkey in the shed, are they engaged yet?
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Maybe Steffi and Dreamy Joe-yyyy will somehow get together? Niomi's head would probably implode.
Wild theory but I’m wondering if Niomi and Freddy had an accidental one night stand while Joe was in India 
they were spending a lot of time together, just the two of them, during Vlogmas. And somehow Joe found out and that’s why everything ended so suddenly.
they were spending a lot of time together, just the two of them, during Vlogmas. And somehow Joe found out and that’s why everything ended so suddenly.Niomi is too much of a prude to cheat. She’s also extremely shallow and knew how good l “dreamy” Joe was - she wouldn’t have risked the dream she’d built up in her head of a life with him for sex.Wild theory but I’m wondering if Niomi and Freddy had an accidental one night stand while Joe was in India
(And also because Joe and his brother seem to be on good terms after the breakup so I doubt it)
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) and planing some sort of a wedding celebration on that boat??It’s also incredibly sad that the most interesting thing about her are her ex and current boyfriends.
imagine having the social media following that she has and creating nothing of value as content
imagine having the social media following that she has and creating nothing of value as content
She's so dull she could make water taste like champagne. She's just online for freebies while she calls it "work".
If the marriage is true, maan oh man, we will have a new thread every two days 
I think I have enough popcorn for everyone, even truffle salt and butter and all that stuff.If the marriage is true, maan oh man, we will have a new thread every two days
That is kind of what I was expecting after his message.If the marriage is true, maan oh man, we will have a new thread every two days
He is a creep but I doubt he would make a joke about being married to her. The message seems genuine, he even thanked for the congratulations; but I seem to be the only one who thinks it it possible. Also the ring comment- his sister might be the one who helped him choose the ring. She is wearing a ring on her married ring finger If I'm not mistaken.
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There’s no way they’re married. He wouldn’t tell some random stranger on Instagram.
Niomi’s mum isn’t even following him.
Niomi’s mum isn’t even following him.
She wouldnt do anything that adventurous
You're not the only one!! we don't want to jinx it that's why no one talks about it, because we want it to be true for the gossip
ok gonna stop talking in "we", it's just my wishful thinking You know it's a Niomi Smart thread when all those comments are viable.
He’s trolling.
If they did get married, it would be awkward that she has started her newlywed life.. still bored and alone, wandering her empty soul as usual. That’s what living her best life looks like, huh?
100% he's trolling, I agree.
I can totally imagine him posting that and then braying, thinking he's hilarious.
Also if he is trolling that's a terrible fing thing to joke about knowing how sensitive Nims was about her broken engagement. Either way this guys is a piece of you know what.
Him and his media hungry gross sister that's like a hungry hungry hippo game with her chompers out for any sponsorship. Bunch of parasites these two.
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