No. Next stop the family boat yawwwwwnShe looks miserable in Bali. She'll have an excuse in a week or so to come back to London. She'll want to be showcasing her skinny body in some Bali attire around London in this heat.
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No. Next stop the family boat yawwwwwnShe looks miserable in Bali. She'll have an excuse in a week or so to come back to London. She'll want to be showcasing her skinny body in some Bali attire around London in this heat.
You know it didn't happen if they don't take 1000 pictures of it, none of these people can enjoy anything without showing off.No. Next stop the family boat yawwwwwn![]()
Wow how bitter he is! So he thinks every relationship ends because the other one screwed up and that implies some trust issues
It really seems like nobody is asking him, it's just so convenient for him to post his opinion and digs this precisely pretending he's answering a random question. You know he's an egomaniac ready to defend his crappy honor at all costs. He was probably shocked that Nimbobs got her her hooks into some other douche and was like whaaaaaaaaat?? He usually scoffs at stuff like that but here he is writing a whole page about it? Little dummy Forky who can't even copy and paste properly, hmm.... He put so much time and effort into their combined IG followers of 2 million and she dared throw it away. Burn her then.Wow how bitter he is! So he thinks every relationship ends because the other one screwed up and that implies some trust issuesgeez, he needs to grow up and people need to stop asking him for advice, it doesn’t make any sense. It would be like asking Niomi for advice about how to reduce your carbon footprint.
First time I see these photos!Well Niomi can delete but that's okay, that's what besties are for (this is still so cringe to me)
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The CIA should actually start lurking tattle to find new recruits haha, that message is definitely something she would send someone. She's so thirsty and scared of being alone, it really can't be overstated how much she needs therapy.Okay this chick MUST live with Jamie 'cause why the hell does she film all her yoga stuff in his house? If not, maybe he rents his house for these things? Or maybe he's just that good of a friend that he lets her film all her tit there?
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Here's where she says it's Jamie's house (btw it's the same house where Niomi was giggling like a lunatic on the kitchen counter and same stairs where she took the photo of her "manifested" suitcase):
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Not that interesting but I noticed Niomi & this guy started following each other, opened his stories & I don't know why but this message reeks of Niomi to me lol
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I think the date of his gig matches the day Niomi landed in Bali:
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Another thing, acroyoga girl knows this guy (she tagged him on some posts) and she recently followed Tugu hotel where his gig was held so me thinks acroyoga girlie is the "neighbour" Niomi (if it's even her message) mentioned (she also follows Niomi on insta but Niomi doesn't follow her back)
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Idk y'all I'm just bored.......
I dont think she would even know what authentic looks like anymore. Shes been faking it for so long, does she even know who she really is?Maybe if Niomi tried to be more authentic she'd find some "peace". She lives this "for the gram" life and is surrounded by friends like that Styledbyemily chick who flies from place to place legit asking for Covid ( She's off of to Cyprus now) so all these chicks are just competing with each other who can post better pictures and stories, like they are happy for a friend as long as they aren't doing better than they are stuff...
She's so busy chasing that while she let things slip through her fingers in the past few years it seems.
Forky definitely dumped her. No question about it. If his ego had been bruised by her no way would he have wished her happy birthday or kept on mentioning her in his Q&As. She wanted to duck off to Bali for 6 weeks and expected him to come with. He probably told her their work/life balances were not compatible and said they should take a break until she got back. She went out and found herself Lordon to stick it to him. Now she's in Bali scrolling back through her feed deleting posts dedicated to Forky.
I feel like he put a lot of time into her and expected a lot more back. Like a job.! But Bradley probably thought she’d be back in his arms as soon as she returns from Bali, because like… wasn’t he the first one she hooked up with (at least publicly) after Joey? Maybe he thought Niomi is head over heels for the first time since the breakup… can’t possibly find another dude that quick! He probably GASPED when he found out lmao
Ouch Forky, that hurtssss
She is not able to walk done the beach like she was not able to walk down the aisle with Dreamy Joe.
She is not able to walk done the beach like she was not able to walk down the aisle with Dreamy Joe.
BuahahahShe is not able to walk done the beach like she was not able to walk down the aisle with Dreamy Joe.
But isn't everything supposed to happen for a reason ? It's a blessing in disguise Niomi ! Enjoy your karma.
Very impish!I'm loving how the name "Lorgy" is really becoming a thing here