But they're "FRIENDS"
I meant more that I don't think she's realized he's a cult leader. They might have broken up, but not because she realized he was a scammer, or she'd hopefully have stopped following him.
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I meant more that I don't think she's realized he's a cult leader. They might have broken up, but not because she realized he was a scammer, or she'd hopefully have stopped following him.
Yeah, but they are good friends who communicate often.
OK. This is an interesting development!
Yeah you’re right, I forgot Niomi is incompetent to look past people’s appearance & wordsBut they're "FRIENDS"
I’d be embarrassed to tell my family that the man I brought home and introduced to everyone is already out of the picture. I just know she was running around saying that he’s her soulmate and it’s something magical & never felt before
One (big) step forward and four steps back in a jiffy, making everything public. How does she do that? She doesn’t even show respect to herself by acting like that, no wonder she’s not healing.Well....if by the most intelligent thing she has ever done you mean is to then go straight into the arm of a dodgy lorgy and present him to her entire family after like 2 secs of knowing him...mhmokay
Her stories are really getting depressing. When she’s posting about animals, it looks like loneliness AF.
Ha ha, no I didn't think that far aheadWell....if by the most intelligent thing she has ever done you mean is to then go straight into the arm of a dodgy lorgy and present him to her entire family after like 2 secs of knowing him...mhmokay
I was only thinking about her 'literally' dumping him. His ego is so big it must have hurt just for a second.
Okay this chick MUST live with Jamie 'cause why the hell does she film all her yoga stuff in his house? If not, maybe he rents his house for these things? Or maybe he's just that good of a friend that he lets her film all her tit there?
Here's where she says it's Jamie's house (btw it's the same house where Niomi was giggling like a lunatic on the kitchen counter and same stairs where she took the photo of her "manifested" suitcase):
Not that interesting but I noticed Niomi & this guy started following each other, opened his stories & I don't know why but this message reeks of Niomi to me lol
I think the date of his gig matches the day Niomi landed in Bali:
Another thing, acroyoga girl knows this guy (she tagged him on some posts) and she recently followed Tugu hotel where his gig was held so me thinks acroyoga girlie is the "neighbour" Niomi (if it's even her message) mentioned (she also follows Niomi on insta but Niomi doesn't follow her back)
Idk y'all I'm just bored.......
Here's where she says it's Jamie's house (btw it's the same house where Niomi was giggling like a lunatic on the kitchen counter and same stairs where she took the photo of her "manifested" suitcase):
Not that interesting but I noticed Niomi & this guy started following each other, opened his stories & I don't know why but this message reeks of Niomi to me lol
I think the date of his gig matches the day Niomi landed in Bali:
Another thing, acroyoga girl knows this guy (she tagged him on some posts) and she recently followed Tugu hotel where his gig was held so me thinks acroyoga girlie is the "neighbour" Niomi (if it's even her message) mentioned (she also follows Niomi on insta but Niomi doesn't follow her back)
Idk y'all I'm just bored.......
Someone here sent her a message about Lordon's connection with all the culty stuff. Maybe she realised he's a creep, or she's hiding him from us so we stop digging.
Verity must have know this would go tits up, she didn’t post any pics of him on her insta
Well Niomi can delete but that's okay, that's what besties are for (this is still so cringe to me 
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Such snooping finesse, you are all the best detectives here!!
I still can’t wrap my head around WHY did they post these two on their feed? It was giving full on engagement partyWell Niomi can delete but that's okay, that's what besties are for (this is still so cringe to me
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Update: just noticed she also deleted Forky's bday post 
there was for sure a post for his bday, when she took 'this one' to clay pigeon shooting or whatever it was, I remember scrolling through her posts few days ago & seeing his big ass head right there (I'll try to find original post in old threads); it was this day:
Did... did Niomi get 'sacked'?
So to him relationship = expensive, non-exciting settling down.
there was for sure a post for his bday, when she took 'this one' to clay pigeon shooting or whatever it was, I remember scrolling through her posts few days ago & seeing his big ass head right there (I'll try to find original post in old threads); it was this day:
Did... did Niomi get 'sacked'?
So to him relationship = expensive, non-exciting settling down.
Found some screenshots from few people in an old thread.
This was on her story:
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He looks like a sleep deprived late 40s Dad here with a stiff back, easing himself into a gentle sit down after driving the missus to the supermarket and back, before taking 5 minutes to check his texts to see what time the kids need collecting from the cinema.Update: just noticed she also deleted Forky's bday post
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So to him relationship = expensive, non-exciting settling down.
Getitdone.
Niomi organised a big meal at a restaurant with his family for his birthday too didn't she? And she went to his enormous soho house meat feast friends meal where she met all his chums. There were about 12 guys all wearing the same Forky hat there.
Wow. She's ruthless. Poor Forky. Meanwhile he still has Paris and Mauritius in his highlights because he thinks they are good friends who...OK, I won't say it again, lol.Update: just noticed she also deleted Forky's bday post
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So to him relationship = expensive, non-exciting settling down.Found some screenshots from few people in an old thread.
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Forky definitely dumped her. No question about it. If his ego had been bruised by her no way would he have wished her happy birthday or kept on mentioning her in his Q&As. She wanted to duck off to Bali for 6 weeks and expected him to come with. He probably told her their work/life balances were not compatible and said they should take a break until she got back. She went out and found herself Lordon to stick it to him. Now she's in Bali scrolling back through her feed deleting posts dedicated to Forky. Niomi's really living her best life.
Thankfully Lordina is just as thirsty as her brother so we'll probably be able to figure out they're done by a lack of comments/likes.
Thankfully Lordina is just as thirsty as her brother so we'll probably be able to figure out they're done by a lack of comments/likes.
Its so weird when two idiots "talk to each other" through passive aggressive Instagram stories.
Lolzz I can't believe he wrote all that stuff, too funny.
Lolzz I can't believe he wrote all that stuff, too funny.
She looks miserable in Bali. She'll have an excuse in a week or so to come back to London. She'll want to be showcasing her skinny body in some Bali attire around London in this heat.
I didnt know you could delete a pic from a dump. Ok well yes defo over.well thats a bit embarrassing. I think someone said it wasnt his place per se.goodness knows.urgh.
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