Niomi Smart #45 Fourchette la baguette and Donkey in the shed, are they engaged yet?

[restinpieces]

Spoiler: Sorry, I had to post this about Bradley 🫣

Hahaha he’s taking himself waaaay too seriously! Dude, you need to chill out! Taking elevator selfies doesn’t make you a role model.

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However, I agree, you really need to practise orthography. My eyes hurt so bad. 6 months is all it takes, right?

Lookin' like a psycho yaas
He gives off such misogynistic vibes. I bet he takes some not so natural 'supplements' to look the way he does, too. Does he mention that to his clients?

She looks sad, lost and like she’s miles away.

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Every time i see a picture of niomi, i'm reminded of the subreddit /r/totallynotrobots

She really does give off the vibe of a robot impersonating a human with her dull emotionless stare and lack of real passion for anything.

 

[pipinGO]

Check out bestie Charlotte’s comment!
Any news bomb dropping soon?!?!

 

[cocochino]

I came here to ask if she was engaged! I had a feeling.

 

[Nitfey]

Check out bestie Charlotte’s comment!
Any news bomb dropping soon?!?!

What? No way! Can she be that dumb?? ....Yep probably...Geez this gonna end so bad !!!! Need to order a mega truck of popcorn . Tattlers we need to organize a mega event with projector and watch together that madness.

 

[dodo789]

She’s a train wreck

 

[Nitfey]

It is like watching Doctor strange multiverse of madness but with extra blond, pink, yoga and shady Bali coconuts

Come on Joey!! You need to show yourself and beat that!!

 

[irvinelane]

Check out bestie Charlotte’s comment!
Any news bomb dropping soon?!?!

Hahahaha she’s unbelievable like @curiouscat106 said, her life is better than Netflix series! I have a strong feeling that all of this is gonna end so bad! By the way, Charlotte’s comment reminds me that Jamie’s sister has mentioned something about catering a special event, hasn’t she? And if she’s wearing the ring, why is it on the wrong finger?

 

[pipinGO]

Talk about a crazy whirlwind romance!

This would explain why Dental Horsey already met her fam so quickly. And also why his sister flew out from Ireland to grab lunch with them. And the lovely dovey pics on SM.

 

[lcd77]

It is like watching Doctor strange multiverse of madness but with extra blond, pink, yoga and shady Bali coconuts

Come on Joey!! You need to show yourself and beat that!!

Don't forget the flamingos, smoothie bowls and Frida

 

[pointblankperiod]

Check out bestie Charlotte’s comment!
Any news bomb dropping soon?!?!

I will lose my tit if that girl gets engaged to this random ass man! I just refuse to believe she's THAT desperate
Also, "living a life of balance and harmony".... Girl where??? Your whole life is in SHAMBLES!!!

 

[curiouscat106]

I think Charlotte made that comment to stir the pot… she’s wearing the ring she “designed” on her right hand. Unless Charlotte is referring to the pinky ring on her left hand?

 

[irvinelane]

Come on Joey!! You need to show yourself and beat that!!

He doesn’t need to. If he ever hears about her engagement, he’d be like:

Her friends are even dumber than her, though. If she wanted to keep things « private », they all spill the tea for her

 

[Callan]

Maybe it's some "promise ring"... gosh this is so cringe, I am genuinely worried for her now. There is no way all this will end well.

What? No way! Can she be that dumb?? ....Yep probably...Geez this gonna end so bad !!!! Need to order a mega truck of popcorn . Tattlers we need to organize a mega event with projector and watch together that madness.

Gril, yes...

 

[Shutterbug99]

Maybe it's some "promise ring"... gosh this is so cringe, I am genuinely worried for her now. There is no way all this will end well.



Gril, yes...


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I was also thinking promise ring!!

 

[Slaybutter]

I think the promise ring ship has sailed goodbye

 

[irvinelane]

We assume he’s using her, and she’s probably using him too. How can she be at peace with this kind of life? Meanwhile, her family doesn’t seem too concerned about her situation. Yeah, everything’s fiiiine..

 

[thecoffeequeen]

Nimbobs ready to plan her "pawfect" wedding

Is she engaged ?!

 

[EGuyUK]

Check out bestie Charlotte’s comment!
Any news bomb dropping soon?!?!

Posh Charlotte wears one on her pinky so I assume Niomoi is copying her.

 

[thecoffeequeen]

Really ?

 

[Critchley]

I understand she’s delusional, but surely she’s not delusional enough to marry McDonkey so soon?
Oh lord(on), this is becoming such a train wreck….

(Also to confirm - Didn’t she recently visit some bridal shop on a brand deal or something????)