^KARMA.
Niomi Smart #45 Fourchette la baguette and Donkey in the shed, are they engaged yet?
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Isn’t easy on an island… yes maybe somewhere like Gili Meno! But you can get anything you like in BaliView attachment 1395604
In this case I think she *should* take this as a sign Bali is not welcoming her back actually lol
Also gotta love the not so subtle Smart Skin plug. How unnecessary.
ETA - Maybe this is karma for bragging about her bougie flightNot that she keeps up with news and current events but literally everyone could’ve predicted this happening given the current state of airports around the world
Her exhusband being the founder of a nut company made me lol considering conversations of the last few days on here about cults etcWe can but hope. I don't think so though. I think he's the reason she's back in Bali. I'm surprised (and glad) If she's not staying with him. I was sure she would be. Maybe she's not in as deep as we thought.
I'm not sure what verification actually entails - but Holly has done media work (acting, journalism) and has released a vegan cook book. Maybe that's enough for a blue tick.
Also, I'm not sure Holly is the best person to play matchmaker. Her marriage lasted less than two years.
Dublin food blogger Holly White confirms split with husband of two years Andrew Wynne
Top Irish blogger Holly White has confirmed she has parted ways from her businessman husband Andrew Wynne.m.independent.ie
In basically all of the pictures of her from the past few years her eyes have this look of desperation and blankness, like she is truly experiencing emotional anguish, it's off putting. I wonder what goes on BEHIND closed doors given her online antics are so unstable. I worry about anyone looking to her content and feeling inspired.
An influencer talking about alienation or loneliness in late stage capitalism is just a bit much. She is adding tenfold to this with each AD and social media update. Her ethos is so lazy and insincere, much like making a name as an eco-influencer yet flogging every luxury car possible and accumulating a mammoth carbon footprint
An influencer talking about alienation or loneliness in late stage capitalism is just a bit much. She is adding tenfold to this with each AD and social media update. Her ethos is so lazy and insincere, much like making a name as an eco-influencer yet flogging every luxury car possible and accumulating a mammoth carbon footprint
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She's an idiot and she gets the life she deserves.
Wait...I thought her "why me" is part of her personality...like the only traitView attachment 1395604
In this case I think she *should* take this as a sign Bali is not welcoming her back actually lol
Also gotta love the not so subtle Smart Skin plug. How unnecessary.
ETA - Maybe this is karma for bragging about her bougie flight
Oooo Baaaaahli does not want you, how sad you privileged twit!
Omg I don’t know if you guys remember that, but this is exactly what we were wishing for a few months agoView attachment 1395604
In this case I think she *should* take this as a sign Bali is not welcoming her back actually lol
Also gotta love the not so subtle Smart Skin plug. How unnecessary.
ETA - Maybe this is karma for bragging about her bougie flight
Karma indeed 
We always talk about how awful she looks, but wow, this selfie is something else.
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I thought she had the best time flying with emiratesView attachment 1395604
In this case I think she *should* take this as a sign Bali is not welcoming her back actually lol
Also gotta love the not so subtle Smart Skin plug. How unnecessary.
ETA - Maybe this is karma for bragging about her bougie flight
I hope this gives her a little taste of what's waiting for her, because the more you travel, the more you can get this situation, and it's not karma, these are the statistics."I felt like Bali wasn't welcoming me back in the same way before" wait is she actually blaming on Bali ? who can tell her Bali doesn't care about her?
"but now I'm just seeing it as a little test" yeah, right, guys at the airport saw your luggage and said, hey why don't we test her a little bit...
I know right? Could she be more self centred? She’s revealing her belief that the world revolves around her.I thought she had the best time flying with emirates
"I felt like Bali wasn't welcoming me back in the same way before" wait is she actually blaming on Bali ? who can tell her Bali doesn't care about her?
"but now I'm just seeing it as a little test" yeah, right, guys at the airport saw your luggage and said, hey why don't we test her a little bit...
But it's all over the world, not just YOU Nimbobs 
Or some more delicate bits.I'd be worried he accidentally chomp my head off!!!!
(Edit: As you read through the posts, you realize many Tattlers had the same thought... It happens every time.)
Exactly. Just a few weeks ago, she was showing off lots of new clothes and said that she had basically acquired an entire new wardrobe.Isn’t easy on an island… yes maybe somewhere like Gili Meno! But you can get anything you like in Bali
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Given that Lordon doesn’t post that much on IG (and not forgetting that he’s involved with cults and is basically recruiting Nims so he can con her out of a load of money and her house) I think he’ll have spun some line about not having to prove things on SM and that their relationship is for them not her followers. That way he can get his claws in a little deeper without people calling out red flags
I’m not surprised about the lack of content. It just goes to show how he’s already controlling her.
Niomi linking losing her luggage as the universe not welcoming her is the whitest thing I have seen written on the internet. If the universe is trying to tell you something is that, you got dumped. Period. And you haven’t get over it.
Also Niomi, begging for brands to send her free tit yawnyawn
Also Niomi, begging for brands to send her free tit yawnyawn
wow what a catch up - when we were all excited over the smoothie bowl weather video back in 2020 i would have NEVER predicted either forky or niomi ending up in a rich white person's cult sleeping with an actual human-horse hybrid person
Why does she never look happy when taking pics?
Poor little thing whose luggage is missing, and who has nothing to wear but leggings and a hoodie (and a beanie, of course, because we’re in July and you need a beanie, especially if you’re going to Bali!). Luckily, she’s able to do things she can’t do in London, like this 
What about people who have been enduring war and had to leave their clothes and stuff to flee their country? Not sure they complain as much as she does.
Yaaaawniiiing 🥱 but yeah, so looking forward to seeing more Bali content. Please wake me up if something comes up
What about people who have been enduring war and had to leave their clothes and stuff to flee their country? Not sure they complain as much as she does.
Yaaaawniiiing 🥱 but yeah, so looking forward to seeing more Bali content. Please wake me up if something comes up
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This new guy is one of the most unattractive people I’ve seen… Wow Niomi is truly desperate. It almost makes it hard for me to come on here because I’m never ready to see another picture of him.
Hey guys! Have been lurking for awhile but here I am dayum what happened past weeks..
So one part I missed, why do we assume Lordon organising orgies ?!
Second, its so weird how she ended up with this dude ?! So fast? She seems super unstable and needs therapy asap.
And second she looks unhappy. I used to be able to really relate to her but with this new adventure.. I just can’t. I think she is making huge mistakes!
So one part I missed, why do we assume Lordon organising orgies ?!
Second, its so weird how she ended up with this dude ?! So fast? She seems super unstable and needs therapy asap.
And second she looks unhappy. I used to be able to really relate to her but with this new adventure.. I just can’t. I think she is making huge mistakes!
Niomi has really shown her true colours lately, not flying back for her grandfather's funeral and posting about how happy she is and how blissfully content she feels while her mother grieves.
Now she has the absolute tone deaf idiocy to moan about losing her luggage on yet another trip abroad when most of the UK can't afford a holiday even once this year. The fact she even thought "why me" let alone stood by it enough to post that online is yet further proof that she really is a horrible person, selfish and privileged to the core
Now she has the absolute tone deaf idiocy to moan about losing her luggage on yet another trip abroad when most of the UK can't afford a holiday even once this year. The fact she even thought "why me" let alone stood by it enough to post that online is yet further proof that she really is a horrible person, selfish and privileged to the core
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