Niomi Smart #45 Fourchette la baguette and Donkey in the shed, are they engaged yet?

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Looks like it could be Shibari?
Never would have pictured an uptight Niomi who was lockedway in the Woodward family's guesthouse in 2020, singing about smoothie bowl weather like a demented children's television presenter graduating to mushrooms, orgies and shibari!



They don't even supply the fungi? What exactly are people parting with their hard earned cash for - his dazzling smile?!
Matches the tattoos the weird dude has, like rope on his skin.. I bet it's not even shrooms, could be LSD.

Niomi Smart #46 If you need help, blink twice

He planned to go to Bali later this year.
Yes correct, in September, I'm sure she will still be there. He could finally put his stupid muscles to use.
 
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Thanks i will not google it 🤣😅 It is enough i went through dodgy donkey IG profile. I have enough for Next century
 
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Matches the tattoos the weird dude has, like rope on his skin.. I bet it's not even shrooms, could be LSD.



Yes correct, in September, I'm sure she will still be there. He could finally put his stupid muscles to use.
I dont think that he will be there. I think that she said on insta that she will be on a boat with her family in a month
 
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I dont think that he will be there. I think that she said on insta that she will be on a boat with her family in a month
She will be on the boat in August so I could see her flying back some time in September unless this whole weird thing cools off.
 
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I've been glued to this thread today 😂 last time I blinked she went missing in a jungle 😭 what will happen this time????
 
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I've been glued to this thread today 😂 last time I blinked she went missing in a jungle 😭 what will happen this time????
I always have Tattle tab open when I work or have my laptop on so I keep refreshing like a maniac lol, currently listening to an Audiobook and reading an ebook on my tablet, I'm a weird multitasker.
 
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Okay damn I really dropped that cult bomb last night & dipped 😬 so lemme lighten the mood a bit. Feast your eyes femalesss (every time I saw a pic of Forky's disgusting muscles it was against my own will so I'm returning the favor lol).
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He mentions the water tower here, wasn't the first time he appeared on Nims stories when he recorded her climbing down the water tower (her ass being the main focus of the video ofc)? I wonder how many girls he took to this "special place" 💩
Also had to go back to that story when Nims posted her Bali family on her bday just to check if she called them family 'cause I've heard these cult people refer to their groups as a tribe, so if we ever see Niomi use that word it'S CODE REDDD!!! 🆘️❌️🆘️

About the woman in that rope performance - it is about Shibari (she said she got into it after a breakup lol okay Nims); her boyfriend & her do these performances and I feel like I need to wash my eyes after seeing some of the stuff on her page (I can tell you her username but you can also just search up some bdsm softcore porn, I'm sure there's not much difference). Can’t wait 'till Niomi attends one of these Dreamers Orgies & calls it "raw, liberating, spiritual etc" when in fact it's just a pricey foreplay (maybe her attendance will be #gifted tho).
 
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She's too uptight to do any of those things. Her crazy persona that she's pushing doesn't convince me at all. I still have hope for her 😦
 
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Lordon's sister is so full of BS, this is chilling? Her and her brother are probably worse in their schemes.

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A little tour on the NimbobsExesInstagram: Joe, still in his best relationship, with his brother 🙄 (I hate him still don't know why), Marky is working that butt, Forky in Ibisa (I would kill to hear him pronounce it 🫣)... Oh moon..
 
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Ha reading the comments on her last Baaali video, too funny...
 
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So, I sent her a really simple article entitled "10 things to know about the psychology of cults", so as not to bombard her and explained that I looked into her new guy and his mates and they are affiliated with reputed cults. Haven't been blocked yet. I'll try to gather a bit more info later and send her something else.

Consentual kink between partners who have each other's best interest is fine, good for them, whatever. But they have literally recruited Niomi knowing she's prim and vulerable and probably find it appealing, like they can break her in.

Okay damn I really dropped that cult bomb last night & dipped 😬 so lemme lighten the mood a bit. Feast your eyes femalesss (every time I saw a pic of Forky's disgusting muscles it was against my own will so I'm returning the favor lol).
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He mentions the water tower here, wasn't the first time he appeared on Nims stories when he recorded her climbing down the water tower (her ass being the main focus of the video ofc)? I wonder how many girls he took to this "special place" 💩
Also had to go back to that story when Nims posted her Bali family on her bday just to check if she called them family 'cause I've heard these cult people refer to their groups as a tribe, so if we ever see Niomi use that word it'S CODE REDDD!!! 🆘️❌️🆘️

About the woman in that rope performance - it is about Shibari (she said she got into it after a breakup lol okay Nims); her boyfriend & her do these performances and I feel like I need to wash my eyes after seeing some of the stuff on her page (I can tell you her username but you can also just search up some bdsm softcore porn, I'm sure there's not much difference). Can’t wait 'till Niomi attends one of these Dreamers Orgies & calls it "raw, liberating, spiritual etc" when in fact it's just a pricey foreplay (maybe her attendance will be #gifted tho).
Thanks for this! You always come through with the best info!
 
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Look what yt recommended me after I kept googeling “awakened dreamers, ritual frequencies and Eduardo Grossman (the founder)” lol. Lets hope the algorithm sends this video to Niomi too

 
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Meanwhile Joe & Freddie are loving life! Good on them🤍🤍
Wow. Soo ...normal. this is what holidays are about. Admiring the beach normally without the MaNiFeStiNg and SpIrItUal bullshit OR muscles showing off ...enjoying the sofa and watching a series. Something he could never do with nimbecile. She would plan "a little run" at 5 am and then starved him to death while craving all the attention and doing dream couple selfies...
You know what, Whatever she got herself into, I'm hoping for a big disaster. The "universe" is sending her way all the shitstorm possible so she can learn something ANYTHING and i would like to see her finally break and understand how a crappy selfish superficial persona she is. Sorry not sorry 🤷‍♀️
 
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Who is dat?? why do they all look like each other?? what is going on in Bali!!!??
 
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People asked her that question again, still no answer. Her silence probably means « Just deal with it. I for one am going to Bali. BYE! »

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