Niomi Smart #40 Frozen face and dead eye stare, hoping Forky misses me and my fried blonde hair

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Wait, she’s eating pasta + cream? If she gets carried away with carbs, she definitely feels lonely.



Lots of stories for her every move. After that, she’s gonna share how she goes to the loo.
 
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Looking at that pasta reminded me how much I love Cipriani's fancy noodles lol.

 
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3 weeks of Niomi doing her vacation case, sorry i mean her ad case
Lol, she procrastinated packing her stuff until the very last moment before moving to India, surely it won’t be any different this time. This girl has zero organizational skills and lacks discipline in everything she does. Watch her struggle to finish packing her suitcase for her trip yet again.
 
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From Lia Thomas wiki page
"Thomas began swimming on the men's team at the University of Pennsylvania in 2017, and during her freshman year, recorded a time of 8 minutes and 57.55 seconds in the 1,000-yard freestyle that ranked as the sixth-fastest national men's time, as well as 500-yard freestyle and 1,650-yard freestyle times ranked within the national top 100.[4] On the men's swim team in 2018–2019, Thomas finished second in the men’s 500, 1,000, and 1,650-yard freestyle at the Ivy League championships as a sophomore in 2019.[4][3][7] During the 2018–2019 season, Thomas recorded the top university men's team times in the 500 free, 1000 free, and 1650 free.[8]" How can you say she was not remarkable in male sports? You can be uncomfortable but there are people also being uncomfortable around homesexual people, I don't know why you would call that homophobic and not what you are saying transphobic
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I am so annoyed at Niomi. Her whole facade of it being "helping Ukraine" lasted a week if that. The war is far from over, where is all her concern gone? I am so annoyed at people, I have clients from Ukraine/Russia and other neighbouring countries affected by the war and I told a manager that I did not feel comfortable sending plenty of emails chasing them for an answer on whether or not they will be placing orders for their drugs and I was told "what makes you say that?". I literally wanted to shout "Look at the news". Talking about it, did anyone hear from Julie?
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i read somewhere that some people with AN will have a dog so that they have an excuse to go on super long walk or go for walks multiple times as they need to take the dog out (i am not in any way shape or form saying that everyone has a dog as an excuse to over exercise, just to be clear). I am not even saying that's the case but I honestly can see a pattern here, with her nor being able to go on a plane without having gone on a run first etc etc

PS - sorry all, I had to edit to add breaks as they were 3 different comments but they all were grouped together and was messing with my OCD
 
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She can't pack yet, all the freebies haven't arrived.
 
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Funny how she needs to specify she has (imaginary) meetings.

Poor Noodle who must live a different experience indeed, as she’s been dragged around and has to follow Niomi’s pace

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I can’t stand when people crap on about their meetings ‘oh I’ve had back to back meetings’ how very wonderful for you most people have an all day meeting called work! Or kids!
She really needs to give noodle a rest, it’s great she’s taking him for walks but im sure he’s never walked that far in his life poor puppy

A flirt? What?
I’m…

She also projected that "Mona" a/k/a the Mona Lisa was flirting with Forky in Paris
Mona must be desperate
 
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Chick is having such high expectations that I'm all for her to hit the reality hard when she gets there. The breakdown will be huge when she realizes that Bali cannot fix her miserable being.
You've reminded me of this!

 
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Catching up so this may have already been mentioned but in the Q&A she says she's open to opportunities that may arise in Bali. Basically - I am hoping people offer me free shit or invite me to free events.
 
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New day, new bullshit, but still mentioning Bali (twice in one story ), making a life up and making herself seem important.

..and still complaining about a so-called project she chose to conduct!



If she hadn’t blocked me, I would have sent her this:
 
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Imagine deciding to redo your completely fine kitchen just because you need a 'fun project.' Ffs.
 
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Begging for the free interior service, humble brag about new kitchen, fishing for compliments on her ‘work’ ethics and ofc mentioning Bali again…
 
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This is pure chaos. Why bother going to Bali if her head is back in London?
 
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