Her dragging the dog around London is so weird. It’s a reach but it kind of reminds me when she did the “I’m not an influencer” video, clearly spurred on by insecurities in her relationship. Now I feel like the other head is cooling things off and her very shallow response is “look! You love dogs and I love dogs! I’ve got a dog with me everywhere because I’m such a dog person now…like you”. Or, and more likely, she’s just incredibly lonely and Noodle is the only one willing to tolerate her.
Niomi Smart #40 Frozen face and dead eye stare, hoping Forky misses me and my fried blonde hair
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Because we all know you can squeeze a lot of walks between meetings during the day...who is she trying to fool she actually works...who wants to actually have any kind of meetings with her?? Bish pleaseFunny how she needs to specify she has (imaginary) meetings.
Poor Noodle who must live a different experience indeed, as she’s been dragged around and has to follow Niomi’s pace
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Calls with terrina where you explain yourself why you cut your hair or dumb selfies do not count as work or meetings.
Is she talking about herself or the dog?
A flirt? What?
I’m…
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Was just about to comment this. What a weird thing to project onto a creature. It’s most dogs nature to be friendly.
I bet Noodle can't wait to go home!
I feel so bad when I see the way she treats that poor dog and it made me start imagining her as a motherI really hope niomi isn't going to get a pet to stave off her loneliness and improve her horrible she'd. She's too selfish, and takes way too many holidays! Noodle looks exhausted
She would for sure make her kids eat the same way as she does, she would restrict their meals, chocolate would be 'naughty' & bread would be 'cheeky'. She would be like Yolanda Hadid, it's so heartbreaking when you watch old clips from their reality show and see the way she treated Gigi & Bella when they were teenagers, literally forbidding them to eat food, she definitely gave her daughters EDs.
A flirt? What?
I’m…
I’m…
She also projected that "Mona" a/k/a the Mona Lisa was flirting with Forky in Paris
LMAO who is he kidding?! Has he actually SEEN his own hair?Are these real questions? What the hell?I don’t understand his answer either.
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I know hair loss sucks, but I find it hilarious he immediately proclaims that he’s super proud of his super thick hair and won’t be going to Turkey any time soon (wtf dude) Calm down man!
So, if Bradley is on Raya, but had to be recommended first, who the hell did recommend Bradley?
Geez, Bradley did the exact same story yesterday
same context, same words. She has absolutely no personality and is getting more boring and useless each day. What a deadbeat!
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Isn't raya where jim chapman met his new wife? Seems like they'll let just about anyone join.So, if Bradley is on Raya, but had to be recommended first, who the hell did recommend Bradley?
... When he's obviously already researched his options in Turkey.
What she calls « meetings » are in fact gifted appointments. She loves making herself seem important, but she must know by now she’s actually a dead loss.
Besides, she must feel ashamed to use Noodle as an entertainment. She wants to be seen, so either she mentions Bali or films Noodle. Both, in this case
« Zoom follow up Dr. Richard? » is typically what she could have said to him in private
Besides, she must feel ashamed to use Noodle as an entertainment. She wants to be seen, so either she mentions Bali or films Noodle. Both, in this case
« Zoom follow up Dr. Richard? » is typically what she could have said to him in private
Like anyone from that family! They even got a brassy-blonde dog.
Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's not all that exclusive. You just need an invite. Deuxmoi is always posting links to people who have Raya invites to share. At least I think it's Raya.
It can't be all that exclusive if Forky and Sarah Tarleton managed to find a way in.
ETA: I wonder if Joey is on Raya. Anyone want to research that? Haha!
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As someone who had to pay for their invisalign and therefore wore them religiously, I am absolutely infuriated to see her advertise them. She “keeps forgetting” to wear hers which I simply find unbelievable. Once you’re done with your invisalign, you get one last “pair” which you’re supposed to wear at night, to prevent your teeth from moving. It’s the easiest thing in the world and yet this dimwit manages to “forget” - that’s how lazy she is. Hasn’t someone messaged her dentist a while ago? They should stop gifting her these.What she calls « meetings » are in fact gifted appointments. She loves making herself seem important, but she must know by now she’s actually a dead loss.
Besides, she must feel ashamed to use Noodle as an entertainment. She wants to be seen, so either she mentions Bali or films Noodle. Both, in this case
« Zoom follow up Dr. Richard? » is typically what she could have said to him in private
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I don’t agree with a lot of what Forky puts out but I do have an issue with transwomen in women’s sports competitions. I don’t need an invitation to step back thanks all the same. My motivation is seeking fairness & an open conversation about balancing the rights and needs of different individuals. Lia Thomas was apparently a pretty unremarkable swimmer in male competitions but is now winning female competitions. Further a team member has come out & expressed that they are uncomfortable in the changing rooms.
Women have been so badly treated for such a long time when a woman says she is uncomfortable I she is entitled to be heard properly, not shouted down.
I was really wondering why she mentions Bali in every other post or picture, like we get it Niomi you're going to Bali, yes thank you for constant reminders.. makes sense that she's trying to get more free stuff or services while she's there.
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