Thanks to @sitkx for the thread title inspiration and also to @tattle420 for I'm a Nobody...Get Me Out of Here, which also works!
Whew!
In case you missed it: Dimbobs and Dick Van Fork got LOST IN THE JUNGLE!
And now we have seen more of Forky than we ever wanted to see!
I think it's safe to say they're a couple at this point! At least Niomi didn't strip off, eh? Niomi has declared that now they've made it out of the jungle - with the help of SECRET SERVICES - they can get through anything. Then again, she said the same about Joey when they made it out of India on the last flight before everything locked down, and look how that turned out for her. Oh moon! as @LolitaBlah would say. Where is our thread recapper extraordinaire? I guess you're stuck with me for this one. The last thread was at 63 pages and I have 10 minutes.
I'm sure there is a whole lot more to recap.. After all, we also had Forky and Dimbobs weekend away where Nims cooked a meal for her beau in her short shorts. Now that we've seen Dick Van Fork naked in the jungle, I can only imagine what Valentine's Day might bring!
Anything else to add to the recap - add it in comments!
Whew!
In case you missed it: Dimbobs and Dick Van Fork got LOST IN THE JUNGLE!
Influencers lost in jungle rescued by special forces after 8 hours in wilderness
Niomi Smart and Bradley Simmons, who boast 2million Instagram followers between them, admit to being "naïve" and "idiots" after getting lost in a jungle and needing special forces to rescue them
www.dailystar.co.uk
And now we have seen more of Forky than we ever wanted to see!
I think it's safe to say they're a couple at this point! At least Niomi didn't strip off, eh? Niomi has declared that now they've made it out of the jungle - with the help of SECRET SERVICES - they can get through anything. Then again, she said the same about Joey when they made it out of India on the last flight before everything locked down, and look how that turned out for her. Oh moon! as @LolitaBlah would say. Where is our thread recapper extraordinaire? I guess you're stuck with me for this one. The last thread was at 63 pages and I have 10 minutes.
I'm sure there is a whole lot more to recap.. After all, we also had Forky and Dimbobs weekend away where Nims cooked a meal for her beau in her short shorts. Now that we've seen Dick Van Fork naked in the jungle, I can only imagine what Valentine's Day might bring!
Anything else to add to the recap - add it in comments!
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