Niomi Smart, 20 July 2026
Dear dairy,
I am sooo looking forward to the holiday in Seychelles next week,
but it also retrieved those traumatic memories of Mauritius jungle that haunt me every night.
Niomi Smart #37 I'm NOT an Influencer...Get Me Out of Here!
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Dear dairy,
I am sooo looking forward to the holiday in Seychelles next week,
but it also retrieved those traumatic memories of Mauritius jungle that haunt me every night.
niomi: i can't look at bushes the same way again after being attacked
“My legs are literally cut to shreds”AKA: "I've licherally survived the equivalent of WWII, the atomic bomb and the tsunami and look, my legs are still tan and slim." NO ONE CARES, idiot!
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I don't think one single person has come on here thinking Bradley is a catch in anyway 
. It really does say something about Nims that she's spent so long with him. She must be really lacking in maturity. Imagine rapidly approaching 30 and being with someone like that 
He's got a good body, above average looks but there's something so unattractive about him. Most would give him a wide berth after a few seconds of talking to him. Come on girls! https://tattle.life/wiki/niomi-smart/#come-on-girls
. It really does say something about Nims that she's spent so long with him. She must be really lacking in maturity. Imagine rapidly approaching 30 and being with someone like that He's got a good body, above average looks but there's something so unattractive about him. Most would give him a wide berth after a few seconds of talking to him. Come on girls! https://tattle.life/wiki/niomi-smart/#come-on-girls
This whole thing is astounding. I mean it’s good fondue for the lols but I cannot believe they are so thick that a) they got lost b) they didn’t stay put or go back the way they came
And now she’s talking about it like it was a near death experience.
And now she’s talking about it like it was a near death experience.
Guys, Nimbob just inspiring women as usual! I have never been more motivated to go on vacation to some island after the cyclone, to look like trash and to act like one!
Forky as always getitdone getitlost getitrescued getit007!
What a powerful strong couple!
Forky as always getitdone getitlost getitrescued getit007!
What a powerful strong couple!
I thought people were joking about the chocolate covered almonds
Forky even says they were in contact with the tour guide while they were lost; it's hardly touching the void.
I think these two should summit Everest next; just take bikinis and almonds. They can manifest their way to the top without any help or oxygen.
Forky even says they were in contact with the tour guide while they were lost; it's hardly touching the void.
I think these two should summit Everest next; just take bikinis and almonds. They can manifest their way to the top without any help or oxygen.
If Bradley ever poses naked again on Everest, he will be surprised of what cold weather can doI thought people were joking about the chocolate covered almonds
Forky even says they were in contact with the tour guide while they were lost; it's hardly touching the void.
I think these two should summit Everest next; just take bikinis and almonds. They can manifest their way to the top without any help or oxygen.
I read that Mount Everest hike looks like this. There is literally "a traffic jam", but these two would get lost either way.I thought people were joking about the chocolate covered almonds
Forky even says they were in contact with the tour guide while they were lost; it's hardly touching the void.
I think these two should summit Everest next; just take bikinis and almonds. They can manifest their way to the top without any help or oxygen.
Yep it looks like hell, full of CEOs from blue chips who've paid $150'000 to summit on one of the few days a year when it's suitable. Anything for that photo at the top
These two would struggle to make it up pen-y-fan
She'll need another sponsored holiday to relax after this stressful sponsored trip.
I'm guessing a night or two at Soho Farmhouse first week home, then off to a yoga retreat in Spain.
I'm guessing a night or two at Soho Farmhouse first week home, then off to a yoga retreat in Spain.
Imagine, 8 hours of them speaking in clichés and slogans!
This! He's one of those immature 'lad' types and we've seen it all personified this trip - the stripping, the juvenile humour, the white brit abroad behaviour, the accent when speaking to the guys who rescued them. He's one big ick. Like another poster mentioned, he needs to stick to magaluf or something instead of needing to copy and paste from google to pretend he's educational.I don't think one single person has come on here thinking Bradley is a catch in anyway
He's got a good body, above average looks but there's something so unattractive about him. Most would give him a wide berth after a few seconds of talking to him. Come on girls! https://tattle.life/wiki/niomi-smart/#come-on-girls
She looks a lot shorter in that rescue picture too compared to her photo-shopped leaned out pictures on insta.
Sooooo unfair that the rescue team didn't use her preferred wide angle lens when taking completely necessary photos of her and the squad
Honestly. These people don't even know how to properly complete a late night photo shoot, you'd think the secret service would have been trained on that 
You are making me day tattlers 
And we should be proud that some of the followers are opening their eyes finally !
And we should be proud that some of the followers are opening their eyes finally !
Good fondue for the lols
I would want so much to ask that
Important lesson, in case of emergency and to a jungle, please take your chocolate almonds people!!!...or whatever was gifted because #presstripI thought people were joking about the chocolate covered almonds
Forky even says they were in contact with the tour guide while they were lost; it's hardly touching the void.
I think these two should summit Everest next; just take bikinis and almonds. They can manifest their way to the top without any help or oxygen.
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I love it when tit kicks off on another thread, I rarely come here but just caught up. What absolute idiots. Why are they congratulating themselves, saying they're proud of each other and they can get through anything? They got lost and then sat and waited to be rescued. Hardly something to be proud of is it!? The photo with the rescue team as well, can you even imagine asking them to pose for that!?!?
I, as well, love to bring super melty stuff on a hike in the jungle!!
Good vibes only! Crispy and good spirit! She will say soon she mani
Can someone explain why some people dont eat meat for ethical reasons, but still eat lobster meat and it is ok for them?
They would probably argument with horrible conditions those animals are kept in, but lobsters are boiled alive...
ETA: This is not only about Niomi, I have met a few vegans or vegeterians who dont eat meat because its murder, but have no problem with eating fish.
We all know Niomi has other reasons for not eating meat, but hides them behind ethical and environmental reasons.
They would probably argument with horrible conditions those animals are kept in, but lobsters are boiled alive...
ETA: This is not only about Niomi, I have met a few vegans or vegeterians who dont eat meat because its murder, but have no problem with eating fish.
We all know Niomi has other reasons for not eating meat, but hides them behind ethical and environmental reasons.
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