Niomi Smart #37 I'm NOT an Influencer...Get Me Out of Here!

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imsorryabtthisacct

I still can't believe they weren't too embarrassed to make this experience public tbh. The CRINGE. For me this sits on top of the list of embarrassing $hit she's posted, perhaps second to this one:

 
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theivygossip

I'm guessing they'll move in together before summer... Or even before
 
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Tea&Toast

OMG is that her in the corner of that waterfall picture, it can’t be that girl has boobs, while she an ironing board with two hankies on it.

I hate the way they’re both taking credit for getting through this massive fuck up of theirs. The only bravery, calm and strength shown in all this is from the rescuers and the poor tour guide. That poor guy must have been distraught and exhausted trying to find these useless fuckers, I doubt these twats will even give him a decent tip for all the trouble they’ve caused him and the rescuers. Now Dimsum thinks she’s in love, when it’s actually just a rush of hormones brought on by the adrenaline of a shared frightening experience. Only these idiots could be on a press trip and fuck it up majorly, come to Mauritius and get lost
 
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ava2014

She will get her heart broken. When they are back in London Forky will brag about this experiences to other girls and blindside Niomi. And she has to start all over again to find a guy.
 
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Tea&Toast

Bontus Maximus said:
Ah, 007... You are to fly to Mauritius and locate a dim blonde.
Click to expand...
007 thats his IQ. Let this genius show you the way through the jungle, taking you round and round like a headless chicken, while you get shredded and end up shitting yourself on a rock
 
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Nitfey

Oh my lord...this shish will never stop
They are so dumb I can't. The famous Clowns of internet. What a accomplishment....
I think from now one we know we can expect only lower and lower points .
Whatever stupid things is to do out there, they will be the ones doing it.
The influencers Jackass coming trough!!
 
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Ms.Marble

Comments under his "inspirational" grid post are gold. I am screenshotting like crazy in case they disappear. Will post later. But it's time to enjoy the comment section with some popcorn for now!
 
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Nitfey

Ps: and Charlotte is enjoying her life with her Besties in Dubai
 
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irvinelane

Did they beg for this treat?
I’m not an influencer, but I’ll make up for lost time not posting sponsored content

 
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irvinelane

Niomi’s next vlog: Life is precious. Never take it for granted. Feeling eternally grateful for being alive after an actual near death experience. If we can do this, we can go through anything. But most importantly, this is a sponsored video by DramaQueen Company.

 
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MrAllSeeingEye

100% this is what happened. All of this “I’ve had so many messages from others who have got lost in the jungle in Mauritius” bullshit he’s been spouting. You were too busy dicking about on your phone, arrogantly thinking you didn’t need the guide and then got lost. Privileged travellers thinking you know better.

I also didn’t like the way he was “defending” their guide saying “it wasn’t his fault” and “it’s easy to point fingers”, which to me makes it sound he’s hinting it was the guide’s fault. Maybe that’s just me reading too much into it.

And the whole “we were rescued by secret services” Then correcting himself, saying he meant “special forces” The guy is a knob.
 
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Giraffee95

I litcherally can't cope with how stupid they are

I just don't understand how they got that separated from their tour guide. He only had them, even if he got ahead of them it wouldn't have taken him long to notice that they were missing, they would have still been in shouting distance! And as soon as he realised they were missing he would turn back

They must have wandered off the path and basically never got back on it. What the fuck made them think they could make it back by themselves, it was hardly an obvious path judging by Bradley's stories.

The whole thing was just utter insanity, it's a jungle not a stroll around soho farmhousw. They should have stayed put.

Also they bought a leather rucksack for a hike in the jungle

Niomi didn't even have her own water. Essentially just some underwear and running shoes.

They've done a couple of hikes so why weren't they prepared with proper hiking clothes? They are just so so stupid
 
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