Niomi Smart #37 I'm NOT an Influencer...Get Me Out of Here!

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At least, Bradley is well aware of the short break these holidays are. He knows he was going home, back to his life, his work, his projects, etc. As dumbass as he can be, I think Bradley is in a good place anyway, whereas Niomi is miserable no matter what, and we all know that she’s constantly looking for getaways/parties/holidays to escape from her shitty life she hates so much. She always needs some distraction to leave her real life behind her for a few hours/days. It’s like taking medicine to treat symptoms instead of the cause.
 
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How can she possibly help people with their travels? She's an epic legend in her own mind. 100% delusional twit.

 
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It's really sad and telling if you aren't looking forward to being at home again. I mean who doesn't like being home in ur cozy apartment and familiar surroundings. I like going on vacation but also always am happy about being back home. Then again, I don't live in a shed. Poor Niomi.
 
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She clearly has nothing do to and no purpose expect being clingy and controlling over a significant other. And forky for sure needs a break from this dumbass .
She clearly cannot spend time alone or with friends(well she has none) ...perhaps I don’t know...work?like do a real job. She is just a privileged asshole princess and epic drama queen
And giving advice on mauritius...bish please just stfu already.
She is so annoying I actually want to go to her shed only to give a slap in the face..
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Bless her, the horror of going home for a few days before the next gifted for holiday.

At least her fridge will be stocked up with food and juice for free.

She's giving all the lolz with her holidays. Some of us are very glad social media wasn't a thing when we were younger because of all the embarrassing stuff that would have been saved, then others regress to being like a teenager..
 
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Concerning the shed, I mean, she chose to live there, she chose to buy this place and call it home, nobody forced her to do so. She has money, but is still incapable of using it properly and making smarts choices. That’s how stupid she is.
 
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Hi fellow German
 
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Yep on his Instagram he’s down the pub with his mates and his dog watching the rugby, while obviously she was very pissed off she had to get a taxi home from his in the rain back to #ShedLife Hence the post looking for sympathy and not being appreciated by him. She probably wanted to spend valentines weekend at his, rather than the shed. Don’t think she wants to see Joes dad on the telly commenting on the rugby. Is this his message back to her about her criptic post

 
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Her behavior is ridiculous, it's not like she flew back and has to go back into the office Monday morning to do actual work.
 
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When siblings are hugging.

Still that tight shorts problem.
 
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Moaning about going back to her £700,000 house after her free holiday. Get over yourself Niomi.
 
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Usually most people have a ‘home sweet home’ mindset when coming back home from any holiday. Even if that means the grind is starting again.

But Niomi is coming home to her normal ‘no work just play’ routine in london of all places! And still managed to moan
 
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I think she picked that Aint No Sunshine song to try to convince ForkBoy to miss her when she goes back to her #ShedLife #DoltLife #GetForked
Just catching up on this, and it occurred to me: this is the song over the montage bit of Hugh Grant walking through the market in…yes… Niomi’s favourite film ‘Notting Hill’. The extent of her musical taste might be that soundtrack!
 
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Because then she has nothing to distract her from her horribly boring life. I guess she can't be left alone with her thoughts.
She has nothing, no nice home, no pets, no friends, just Forky who already has these things and he was out with his friends and his dog....she has nothing but more selfies to take.
 
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Forky seems content with his life....has a job/career goals and friends. Niomi's happiness is based on holidays and instagram worthy posts. Who knows....maybe Forky did invite her to the bar and she opted not to go. Let's see what tomorrow brings with Valentine's Day .....
 
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