Niomi Smart #35 if this is the year Forky will propose, Nimbobs will say yes in the flamingo pose

[heartinbucket]

Lol your comment made me think of this scene from Beetlejuice.. some of Nims fans said that her and Forky look like a Bond couple, to me they look more like these guys:

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I was so close to spitting out my tea the resemblance is uncanny

also can I just say that I don't normally compare myself to social media influenzas (oh sorry, content creators), because I start thinking about how unfair life is and how our society prioritizes the wrong things and idolizes the wrong people. but anyways, my car broke down about six months ago (had to go to the junkyard, RIP), and I've been saving for a new one ever since. meanwhile, this lazy beige blob gets gifted three different cars within a year

 

[irvinelane]

and I've been saving for a new one ever since. meanwhile, this lazy beige blob gets gifted three different cars within a year

And what does she need them for? Finding cute coffee shops when I thought she couldn’t hit rock bottom even more, she always proves me wrong. Privileged empty sad life. Nothing to envy out here.

I still love this one but I can’t take credit, it was @QueenBW!

Oh I’m sorry, I took the wrong screenshot

 

[Nitfey]

I posted that before but it never changes when she whines about life

 

[oshare]

Privileged empty sad life. Nothing to envy out here.

I read a bit too quickly, I read "Privileged empty salad life" -> it still fits her perfectly

 

[irvinelane]

I read a bit too quickly, I read "Privileged empty salad life" -> it still fits her perfectly

privileged empty salad but has to be gifted!

 

[Nitfey]

privileged empty salad but has to be gifted!

Privileged empty salad and crap hat...what a wonderful combo

 

[squacksquack]

I read a bit too quickly, I read "Privileged empty salad life" -> it still fits her perfectly

Next thread title?

 

[irvinelane]

As if you bought these things you can keep fooling your audience, but you’re gonna lose at this game, you arshole. And don’t say I’m projecting!

 

[Messiejessie]

#36 Never staying in her shed, waking up in Forky’s bed, relaxing diet but still no bread

 

[littleteapot]

Lol your comment made me think of this scene from Beetlejuice.. some of Nims fans said that her and Forky look like a Bond couple, to me they look more like these guys:

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Can someone please put THIS in her wiki under "Niomi and Forky"? I can't stop grinning, this is pure gold.

Gotta be honest, I'm not that smitten with Forky's goals and work ethic. Dude works out a ton and constantly says "Get it done". Sure, in comparison to Niomi he seems ambitious with tons of goals, but honestly, who wouldn't next to her?

 

[oshare]

What are they, pouches or bags? Ngl they are super cute would buy the one with the bees (but not anymore now nims got them for free) but she so did not buy these herself! why would she, she can just wait till she gets it for free

 

[Callan]

As if you bought these things you can keep fooling your audience, but you’re gonna lose at this game, you arshole. And don’t say I’m projecting!

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"Can you tell how much I love freebies?" There, fixes it for you Dickbobs.

 

[irvinelane]

"Can you tell how much I love freebies?" There, fixes it for you Dickbobs.

Niomi’s task of the day: taking a photo of her freebies and finding emojis that match the pouches.
Estimated time: 20 seconds.

 

[irvinelane]

Sounds about right

 

[oshare]

Niomi’s task of the day: taking a photo of her freebies and finding emojis that match the pouches.
Estimated time: 20 seconds.

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Nims: "I have such a busy day today, so much work to do!"

The day:

 

[irvinelane]

Home she hates but has to drop by quickly once in a while to switch some clothes from her luggage.

Books she doesn’t read but go perfectly under her plants and make her living room less empty.

Kitchen she never uses except for putting her gifted food away.

 

[Callan]

^ and that one single image is pretty much her entire home. This would make a great little office as someone else suggested once, where you get away to get some work done in quiet while you have a bed to rest on, a small kitchen and bathroom, perfect for a writer like Johnny Depp in Secret Window lol ( great movie btw) ...

 

[irvinelane]

Exhausted from what exactly? Not enough freebies to keep you entertained? The brat who once said she will focus on her career this year because 2022 is going to be a big one, but feels exhausted from nothing before the end of January.

Did she took this photo before the awful haircut? She may not love the new one as much as she pretends to, because now she has that look

 

[Callan]

She's exhausted? Poor thing, looking for cute coffee shops wore her out, she should take the rest of the year off.

 

[sydneybarrett]

^ and that one single image is pretty much her entire home. This would make a great little office as someone else suggested once, where you get away to get some work done in quiet while you have a bed to rest on, a small kitchen and bathroom, perfect for a writer like Johnny Depp in Secret Window lol ( great movie btw) ...

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Licherally watched this movie the other day & loved it (this type of psychological thrillers are my favourite movies to watch). Lets hope Nimbobs doesn't start losing her mind in her shed like Johnny in the movie lol (although with her "I'm Gemini with two personalities, you never know which one will come out" I'd say she's headed that way!)