Niomi Smart #35 if this is the year Forky will propose, Nimbobs will say yes in the flamingo pose

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irvinelane

I just found an article from 2019 about Bradley sharing his « ultimate guide to going vegan » (what a joke!).

The guy first said he’s trying to reduce his consumption of meat (I don’t believe a single word).


And then, he firmly confirms that he won’t give up meat


Why does he even talk about veganism? He’s honestly the very last person on Earth to be able to broach the subject.
 
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Callan

"“I love the fact that veganism and even vegetarianism encourages people to eat a lot more plant based foods,[…]”"

Ahaha wow such sage advice, what's next from his wise mouth, lemons are sour, water is wet and sugar is sweet? Who doesn't know that vegans eat vegetables? This guy uses sooo many words to say nothing.
 
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martaS

Chef-made? As opposed to other food subscriptions made by whom? Monks? Monkeys?


His writing style is so bad, like a 12-years-old's homework?
 
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uhhhhhhcanwejust

I actually find the first photo heartbreaking. She looked gorgeous, and you can tell that it was down to being in love. I am -100% a fan of hers but this is sad.
 
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Callan

I was just watching Fringe ( for probably the 5th time, it's a tv show from few years ago) and my favorite character Walter Bishop just said " Yeah, Peter, why commit to anything when you can just fake it " and Niomi immediately came to mind. Ha! Sounds like her actual business model.
 
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Pundertaker

I didn't anticipate Nims having 'morph into Emily Atack during her Inbetweeners years' on her list for 2022, but perhaps this is indeed her final form...


I Walter and his milkshakes.
 
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oshare

Niomi Smart #36 Hair looks like a rat, licherally dating this one with the crap hat

*crap hat credit goes to @Nitfey
 
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irvinelane

Is she going to copy and paste some vegan recipes in this notebook and then, put it up for sale while purporting that everything is from her?

By the way, be careful with these spreads Niomi. You don’t want to cross your calorie threshold.
 
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littleteapot

irvinelane said:
Not flattering. At all.

(I’m really not a fan of Bradley’s outfit. What the heck is that?)

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Why does he keep wearing HOODIES with a trench coat? I'm sorry, but that it the worst thing about him for me (worse than eating sushi with a fork), why does he have such horrible fashion sense? Who wears a freaking trench coat (so classic and elegant when worn right) and pairs it with a hoodie or some sweatpants (who could forget his outfits from Paris?!)? I just can't get over this.
 
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irvinelane

And yet, he said not a longtime ago that his style was classy and smart well, we don’t have the same definition of those words.
 
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littleteapot

irvinelane said:
And yet, he said not a longtime ago that his style was classy and smart well, we don’t have the same definition of those words.
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That's how he sees himself? I mean, I know he is not the only person wearing sweatpants outside as if that's a normal thing (maybe I am too old, but I don't get this trend AT ALL, it looks so horrendous), but man, he can afford a nice trench coat.
Dude, don't wear a hoodie and/or sweatpants with it, it's the least you can do.

I know who actually dressed classy and smart. Joe. (He really did, though)
 
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Lady of Rivendell

She gets gifted so much food and I really do hope that if she doesn't eat the products they get donated to a food bank. I don't understand why companies gift food to influencers who can easily afford them when there are so many food banks up and down the UK that don't have enough food to give out.

I am trying Veganuary this year (I only eat chicken but around 4 to 5 times per week) and haven't purchased any of the brands that I have seen influencers promote! Then again I have bought a lot of stuff from the supermarket plant based ranges and I really don't think Niomi will be posting about Aldi or Morrisons any time soon.

Most of the products she has posted are unaffordable (I think?) - £3 for a 300g yoghurt tub!
 

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earlgrey

I kind of miss her earlier WIEIAD videos, (apart from the fact they were crazy restrictive and very low in fat and calories) apart from the odd superfood she was cooking with normal ingredients like chickpeas and kidney beans. Somewhere along the way it became more and more about the brands.
 
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irvinelane

That’s insane! These influencers have been sent so many freebies for so long that they have never learned the value of money, like a certain influencer with silver hair who keeps buying luxury items as if her credit card was unlimited.
 
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