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Niomi Smart #28 Still smarting over dreamy Joe, giving fascist Forky a go.
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That location & username combo had my tired brain thinking her name is Niomi Shart 
kind of topical.
kind of topical.
I hate that I'm 6 hours behind most of you guys here, I always wake up to 3 pages of comments I missed while I was sleeping haha.
Loved the probiotics chat, also saw someone mentioning soy sauces, my favorite is the Yamaroku Shoyu Pure Artisan Dark Sweet Japanese premium gourmet barrel aged 4 year Soy Sauce "Tsuru Bisiho", apparently only 1% of soy sauce is made in this fashion in Japan, I saw this mentioned in an episode of the Salt Fat Acid Heat documentary. It's expensive but so good. I wonder if Niomi buys her soy sauce in powder form too. Her fake miso soup is a joke.
Her preaching about probiotics reminds me of the time she kept saying that her pretty pink himalayan sea salt detoxes bodies which is another lie. I wish she would shut up about things that people ingest.
Loved the probiotics chat, also saw someone mentioning soy sauces, my favorite is the Yamaroku Shoyu Pure Artisan Dark Sweet Japanese premium gourmet barrel aged 4 year Soy Sauce "Tsuru Bisiho", apparently only 1% of soy sauce is made in this fashion in Japan, I saw this mentioned in an episode of the Salt Fat Acid Heat documentary. It's expensive but so good. I wonder if Niomi buys her soy sauce in powder form too. Her fake miso soup is a joke.
Her preaching about probiotics reminds me of the time she kept saying that her pretty pink himalayan sea salt detoxes bodies which is another lie. I wish she would shut up about things that people ingest.
Looks like that huge solo travel caption took its toll on Niomi. She is still so exhausted from all that work that she needs her followers to think of captions for her now.
“On the outside I am a vision of health but on the inside I’m rotten”
You still think too highly of her I would say
Aaahaha I would never consider her a vision of health (nor should anyone) — merely portraying her own warped perception of herselfYou still think too highly of her I would say
Spot the difference
'I'M colour blind. Isn't this champagne?'
the insta caption is “Mr Bean waiting for his routine #gifted #AD colon cleanse
“So, she's admitting openly that she was shilling a product she hadn't even tested at all? Cool cool. I mean, it's not surprising at all but I wouldn't have expected her to so blatantly admit it.
This girl always leaves scathing messages on Niomi`s IG I am surprised she havent been blocked yet.
I am surprised she havent been blocked yet.Attachments
I fell of my kitchen stool laughing, thanks a lot ;P
OMg, that's amazing, you win post of the day.
Why does she always misuse the cry-laughing emoji? What on Earth is funny, you piece of wet lettuce?
imagine having such a nonexistent sense of humor that she thinks that photo of her is funny
I hate it when she does it, reminds me of a chick that worked in my office, she would giggle after every sentence, where there was nothing funny said. I once heard her telling her friend about some news article she read about people dying from an explosion of some sorts and she managed to giggle through that too.
I wonder where she's going to put her 65" Tv, her fish tank doesn't have enough width to accommodate such a large screen, it's like sitting in the front row of the movie theater. I will laugh if its a flat tv, cause the bigger they get the harder they are to watch if they don't have a small curve.
Mmmm green poo!
(no offense to green smoothies, I quite enjoy them).
Sorry, couldn't resist
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