lol also when she walks in with her back towards us, she has to flip her hair forwards so it “looks good” when she faces the camera…Anyone seen her icebath stories/Instagram
Does she ever just relax? And not clench her entire body? I get she wants to be sexy but I have never seen anyone saunter into and straight out of an ice bath like that. Or sexily rub themselves in ice. Girl needs to chill and have an actual laugh, she looks like she's trying to hold in a shit all the time
Wow, they are really living Shades of Grey, aren't they? I bet her fans are so jealous.Niomi doesn’t seem to have liked any of Charlotte’s most recent photos at all.
also this comment
On holiday and on the few occasions that she's not vacationing. I can't imagine the patience it takes to be friends with someone that self-obsessed.she must be a nightmare on hols,
All that bunched up fabric, she’s wedged those bottoms right up her arse.She’s become sooooo fucking desperate
“JOEY PLEASE NOTICE ME”
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this spoke to my soul
All those teensy portions, her arse is hungry.All that bunched up fabric, she’s wedged those bottoms right up her arse.
I’m straight but I think Niomi is pretty, however I definitely don’t think she is sexy. She doesn’t really have sex appeal as you said. Came on here because her Instagram stories made me CRINGE my ass off. She looks so desperate. Someone needs to stop her lol.I think Niomi used to be a pretty girl, not so much now, but she has never ever ever had any sex appeal, in my opinion. Granted, I'm not into women so maybe I don't see her appeal. We need a poll for straight men and gay women: is Nims hot?
I literally need therapy after seeing that poor attempt to be an arse...All that bunched up fabric, she’s wedged those bottoms right up her arse.
She did ? I always thought he was the one who left her !She left Marcus!! It's Dreamy Joeeeeeey who left her.
This is brilliant! I snortedBesties,
Please join me on a Tattle Wellness Retreat.
I think, the boyfriend arrived on Nimbob’s last day or her second to last day and Charlotte and the boyfriend stayed longer there, I guess normal people can’t have constant holidays and days off so maybe they planned it this wayIf I invited a friend for a girls weekend and she brought her bf I would be annoyed too!
I DIED. The hashtags. Pure gold.Please join me on a Tattle Wellness
I was already laughing at Fredward Woodward but “wake me up when Niomi tags me” is just perfection!Besties,
Please join me on a Tattle Wellness Retreat.
First day schedule:
11:00am - A moderated forum with the following guests will take place
12:00pm - open bar Happy Hour
- In conversation with Fredward Woodward: The spice rack that broke the camel’s back
- In conversation with Charlotte: What went wrong // The bridesmaids proposal I wasn’t ready for
- Special guest, Dettol Daddy: One coffee, one hidden packet of Splenda. How it started and how it ended
16:00 - carbohydrate buffet (Warning: as the event organizer, I HATE not being in control of my body, and I eat exclusively carbs. So if any form of vegetable is found on your person during the trip, you will be promptly escorted off the premises. No refunds.)
18:00- coffee hour & PowerPoint Presentations
- Please join us at 6 for coffee (minimum 2 drink purchase per person required), followed by PP presentations by Niomi Smart. Presentations include “How to Lose Friends and Influence People”, “How to be a carbon villain”, along with fan favorite “I am NOT an influencer”
19:00 - Instagram feature presentation by Terrina titled “That was then & This is now”. Big Tezza will explore Dimbob’s greatest Instagram moments. Notable mentions include pizza night” and “” with the mop hair.
20:00- Karaoke bar (special guest: Bradley Simmonds)
- Bradley will be performing a medley of greatest hits, such as “Achy Breaky Fart”, “Wake me up when Niomi tags me”, “Smells like Niomi is hitting the Spirits”, “While my dignity gently weeps”, “Hellbent for Instagram exposure”, and others
21:00- Paint and Sip with Verity
- Join us for a glass of wine and interior design lesson with Verity, where we will paint by numbers on a book-wallpaper while learning about Britain’s tackiest interiors
22:00- Happy Hour and Poetry reading with Special Guest Caggie. Poems include “Saturn is coming” and “The end is nigh”
23:00- End of day 1
Please sign up, spots are VERY limited. Cost is £35,000/person per night + taxes, organizational fees, accommodations and travel not included, food not included.
Special Thank You to our sponsors: Dettol, Farmacy, Mercedes Benz, and the National Rugby Association in partnership with the Woodwards.
See you there
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Dimbobs lacks any structure in her life so she’s gone to a retreat for someone to write a bullshit schedule for her.
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