Niomi Smart #28 Still smarting over dreamy Joe, giving fascist Forky a go.

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Ms.Marble

judgejohndeed said:
I love Flyomi flying away from her problems it seems!
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Her name is just such a goldmine. So many options and the most versatile part of her
Try-omi
Sigh-omi
Fly-omi
Lie-omi
Buy-omi
Cry-omi
Pie-omi
Spy-omi
Bye-omi
Sly-omi
Guy-omi
 
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mg95

It says a lot about her own attitude towards food and the marketing of 'wellness retreats' that she assumed she would be hungry while there. She's really telling on herself and the wellness industry as a whole here. Shouldn't eating well be all about nourishing yourself and feeling full and satisfied after a balanced meal?

 
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Callan

Anyone can take a solo trip, that's the whole point of it. You might have to ask friends or family to take care of pets/ kids etc but yeah not a new fking concept. She's as deep as a shadow.

Also that tiny pretentious pile of pasta pretending to be a Pad Thai.. so sad.
 
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Clover123

How many people would love to take a solo trip right now... parents who have had to work and home-school throughout the pandemic? A nurse who has been working back to back long shifts? Literally anyone who hasn't had a holiday in ages and has been locked down with their housemates/partner/family for way longer than is healthy and is still recovering mentally?

Oh but Dimbobs needs her fifteenth holiday more than any of them because she enjoys time alone! Not time alone in her 750k house in central London though. Seriously can she be any more out of touch?! It's not an achievement to enjoy time alone on a gifted trip
 
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sitkx

remember when she used to call charlotte (her "bff") Bridget Jones at every opportunity on her social media? Who is the Bridget Jones now lmfao..jk she WISHES she could be the iconic Bridge
 
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Jackie Daytona

Haven’t seen or heard from Charlotte in a long time. I’m here for this new breakup. Charlotte, where you at?
 
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Sheabutter

I see the Nicole Kidman comparison but to me it looks moreso like she is trying her best to look like Verity’s twin sister. It’s kind of sweet if you overthink it What a tribute!
 
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kalechips

That portion looks like it could fit in the palm of my hand
 
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uhhhhhhcanwejust

I don't like wishing people ill but I hope Dims and the person at the retreat who thought flying her out was a good idea get food poisoning and end up shitting themselves all week. Preferably while in a bath.
 
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Ms.Marble

I added a few more of her "getaways" within England and also one stay in a hotel in London. Although not strictly travel I would put it in the category of a staycation.
What we are missing are the times she went to see her family
If you see it as a list like that it just shows how absurd this amount of travel is really.

April 2021 - Suffolk
May 2021 - Somerset
June 2021 - Cornwall
July 2021 - Bath
July 2021 - Mallorca
July 2021 - Cotswolds
August 2021 - Marbella
August 2021 - Saint-Jean-Cap-Ferrat
September 2021 - Ibiza
September 2021 - London Treehouse Hotel
September 2021 - Santorini
October 2021 - Cornwall
October 2021 - Alicante
 
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EGuyUK

Arghhhhhh. What a twit. So entitled, she can't even be bothered to use gifted items and yet sees it as not a problem? Most people can't afford this treatment.

 
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AnnaMel

Ramster93 said:
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LOL!!!

Who the fuck does she think she's kidding? Miserable singleton.
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Ehm. Solo trip for me not only means I go on my own, but also that I have to arrange everything on my own. Niomi has everything arranged. Doesnt need to worry about single thing. It is more like parents sending her to a summer camp, except its autumn and she is 30.
 
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